If you plan to be in the Los Angeles area on March 20, 21st, or 22nd, drop by the Los Angeles Convention Center downtown for Adultcon.

For more info: http://www.adultcon.com/

I’m looking forward to meeting as many fans as possible and have booked Nicole Ray to sign in support of SHE IS HALF MY AGE #7 (She’s the cover girl). So come down, say hi, and take a photo with Nicole sitting her heavenly ass cheeks on your lap. I’m trying to talk her into selling panties that she tries on for you, too.

Well before you go to Adultcon is there anyway you can stop by the office?...like today!

I'll be there the 20th. Will your booth be yellow?

My booth will be more green than yellow. I will paper it with all the money that I earn selling fantastic dvds. If you would like to schedule an interview chronicling my thoughts as to where the industry is headed and anything else to do with me, my thoughts, or my opinions, please contact my people.

some advice: bring some junk to give away free. the couple times i've gone to erotica l.a. i was amazed how the locals in the football jerseys responded like pavlov's dog to "free spearmint rhino t-shirts!" screamed over a bullhorn, when a flurry of nacho boats being thrown over shoulders commenced and these guys wobbled toward the stage in a fast forward i didn't know existed, to fight like seals over an unwearable shirt with hot pink letters.

this is a good target demo to loss leader some dvd sales- low-tech, don't have a computer to download porn. but throw the freebies out from safety to avoid stampede, maybe while standing under a table.

Yeah, man, I hear you. I think Nicole Ray's body will be a strong enough magnet to attract the guys. She's hot as fuck.