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#406469 - 03/11/09 11:23 PM 1000 posts what do I win?
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Now that I've successfully reached this milestone and wasted a good portion of my life here. What do I get out of it?
Personally I want to have Gia feed me grapes while Holly tickles my balls.
Sadly I'm a realist so I'll settle for a picture of morning being fellated by Arthur / Kate / Olinka, or password to Covermyface.com
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#406470 - 03/11/09 11:25 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I think the award more likely involves being locked in a room full of either starving rats or soapy frogs.
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#406472 - 03/12/09 08:17 AM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
If any of the above is true I'm stopping at 999. Fuck that.
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#406473 - 03/12/09 08:56 AM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Alpha Bitch Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 03/09/09
Posts: 20
Loc: bicoastal
A date with me and my strap-on.

Off to the mall now.

XOXO
Alpha Bitch
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Kindness is just love with its work boots on. Fuck with me and my boot will be up your ass.

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#406474 - 03/12/09 09:02 AM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
destro Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
AIDS
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#406475 - 03/12/09 11:26 AM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Quote:

A date with me and my strap-on.

Off to the mall now.

XOXO
Alpha Bitch



You're still a dude as far as I'm concerned. Till I see tits and you holding a current newspaper proving it's you, you're just another guy with no balls...
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#406476 - 03/12/09 12:35 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
You get a T-shirt, but you have to send me the money for it
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#406477 - 03/12/09 01:14 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Bad Habit Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 01/18/06
Posts: 1283
Loc: SoCal
On my 1000th I got banned for a week...
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#406478 - 03/12/09 01:50 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Alpha Bitch Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 03/09/09
Posts: 20
Loc: bicoastal
Quote:

Quote:

A date with me and my strap-on.

Off to the mall now.

XOXO
Alpha Bitch



You're still a dude as far as I'm concerned. Till I see tits and you holding a current newspaper proving it's you, you're just another guy with no balls...




Like I have to prove anything to you lance romance. If you were my boyfriend, I'd keep your dick in my purse and you'd have to beg me for it just to piss. I'm letting you off light this time sweetie.

Gotta get going, Macy's having a sale. Have a great day!

XOXO
Alpha Bitch
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Kindness is just love with its work boots on. Fuck with me and my boot will be up your ass.

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#406479 - 03/12/09 01:52 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Cum Stains Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
[gia jordan]Macys is white trash[/gia jordan]
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#406480 - 03/12/09 02:14 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

A date with me and my strap-on.

Off to the mall now.

XOXO
Alpha Bitch



You're still a dude as far as I'm concerned. Till I see tits and you holding a current newspaper proving it's you, you're just another guy with no balls...




Like I have to prove anything to you lance romance. If you were my boyfriend, I'd keep your dick in my purse and you'd have to beg me for it just to piss. I'm letting you off light this time sweetie.

Gotta get going, Macy's having a sale. Have a great day!

XOXO

Alpha Bitch



You're very boring...
Tits or STFU


Edited by lance69 (03/12/09 02:15 PM)
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#406481 - 03/12/09 04:07 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:


You're very boring...
Tits or STFU




No kidding. And 'she' is always on the way to the mall it seems. There hasn't been a good mall mass-shooting in weeks.
Here's hoping...
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#406482 - 03/12/09 04:58 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Alpha Bitch Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 03/09/09
Posts: 20
Loc: bicoastal



You're very boring...




Lance, who's the bald dummy with you? Are you a ventriloquist? He's kinda cute actually.

XOXO
Alpha Bitch
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Kindness is just love with its work boots on. Fuck with me and my boot will be up your ass.

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#406483 - 03/12/09 05:48 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Quote:


Lance, who's the bald dummy with you? Are you a ventriloquist? He's kinda cute actually.
XOXO



Fuckin eh he is... and you don't qualify until you prove you aren't a Bangkok tranny.
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#406484 - 03/12/09 06:21 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Y~T Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/01/08
Posts: 71
Loc: Fishing for whores with Vicodi...
A pair of used sweatpants from Windsock

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#406485 - 03/12/09 06:58 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Looks like Lance just totally pwned Alpha Bits Soup.
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#406486 - 03/12/09 07:11 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Alpha Bits.......bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
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#406487 - 03/12/09 08:31 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Anonymous
Unregistered


I know after my 1000....I got a cookie!

and heres yours!!!



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#406488 - 03/13/09 07:55 AM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Bill Hicks Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Quote:

A date with me and my strap-on.

Off to the mall now.

XOXO
Alpha Bitch




You're boring and patently unfunny. Die.

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#406489 - 03/13/09 08:04 AM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
butterman Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/16/06
Posts: 467
Loc: Yankee Stadium
Quote:

Now that I've successfully reached this milestone and wasted a good portion of my life here. What do I get out of it?
Personally I want to have Gia feed me grapes while Holly tickles my balls.
Sadly I'm a realist so I'll settle for a picture of morning being fellated by Arthur / Kate / Olinka, or password to Covermyface.com




A night with your dreamgirl !

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#406490 - 03/13/09 04:42 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
^^ Ava Rose?
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#406491 - 03/13/09 04:49 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
fanboi hate to follow...

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#406492 - 03/13/09 07:16 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Ava could have me for a night big ass or not...
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#406493 - 03/16/09 12:36 AM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Random Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 1342
You win what everybody who crosses the 1000 post threshold wins -- a heap big pile of shame you must shoulder for the rest of your days. Enjoy it, kiddo.
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#406494 - 03/16/09 12:44 AM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Of all the shameful things in my life, this doesn't rank very high.
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#406495 - 03/20/09 12:06 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
Big Red Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 02/17/09
Posts: 469
Loc: In the Slums of Jersey
Congrats Lance
Hows Everything?
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#406496 - 03/20/09 05:46 PM Re: 1000 posts what do I win?
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
OutfuckinStanding Red. Just waiting to get to Phoenix now. You find out if your going? Doing a scene for Fuzebox while there to with a little hottie. You should come gimme pointers.
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