http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2009/03/10/ap/national/main4856513.shtml

Anyone found any pics of the employees responsible for this shit? I have pictures in my head and want to see if they match up

I picture a panzertard and Coke battle to the tard death scene.

Panzer covered in feces and romen noodles steals the booster seat out from under Joke. Joke rips off the upper portion of his sequined leotard and slashes panzer to death with his filed down Lee Press Ons.

During his celebratory interview, Joke swallows his swollen tongue, passes out, and impales himself on a mike stand.

I always imagined that if an XPT get together of the frequent posters were to occur it would end much like tard fight club.