Hey SM, I think you should write a humorous book about porn. Lord knows you have enough material and you could possibly get it published, like that realultimatepower.com kid. When I read your posts I genuinely can't stop laughing, as annoying as you can be. Think about it.

I hope Smelly does write a book.

I am looking for something heavy to keep my door back.

LB.

Thats the worst idea this side of the monkey writing for lukeford.com.