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#405924 - 03/09/09 04:18 PM AHHH, another long day on X/ALL Media Play Set
Dane Cross Offline
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Registered: 12/21/08
Posts: 160
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Jeff and Scott are at it once again producing a spoof, this time it's, Married with Children.
Ah, what fun..
I'm playing Bud, Erik Swiss is playing Al, Kagney Lynn Karter is Kelly, Peg is played by Brittany O'Connel...
The days have easily run over 10 hours.. (I suppose nothing too out there for a feature)...
But regardless, the set is hectic for various production issues...
I knew what I was getting into though when I signed up...
So now I am killing time writing this post, as I wait for my sex scene to come up... oh maybe in the next 6 hours or so..
4 Sex scenes, 15 pages of dialogue left to shoot, by 2AM tomorrow...

And Gia is here looking sexy.
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#405925 - 03/09/09 06:20 PM Re: AHHH, another long day on X/ALL Media Play Set
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Registered: 01/25/06
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I could care less about the fucking, but I was a big fan of MWC back in the day. Especially seeing that KAgney Lynn Karter is playing the ever-so-stupid & slutty Kelly Bundy.

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#405926 - 03/09/09 08:18 PM Re: AHHH, another long day on X/ALL Media Play Set
Dane Cross Offline
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Ha.. hmm, well, we all fit into our parts fairly well...
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#405927 - 03/10/09 08:48 AM Re: AHHH, another long day on X/ALL Media Play Set
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That's fantastic, but I couldn't give two shits about the male talent.
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#405928 - 03/10/09 09:07 AM Re: AHHH, another long day on X/ALL Media Play Set
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
I could.

Dane Cross rocks. I've watched his scenes and have deduced that 1) He shuts the hell up in his scenes 2) Obvious chemistry between him and the girl 3) He is not blocking the shot 4) Nice sized cock

And behind the scenes pics from Not Married with Children XXX will be up on AVN.com this morning.
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#405929 - 03/10/09 10:11 AM Re: AHHH, another long day on X/ALL Media Play Set
Dane Cross Offline
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Registered: 12/21/08
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Do you really live all the way down in Newport Beach?!
geeze!
Weee! I had a dream last night about the character who plays Bud in MWC... This movie is really taking over my life...
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#405930 - 03/10/09 10:36 AM Re: AHHH, another long day on X/ALL Media Play Set
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Nah. Hollywood. I live at my friend's place in Newport when I'm not working. He's there only twice a month.
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#405932 - 03/10/09 05:47 PM Re: AHHH, another long day on X/ALL Media Play Set
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And playing the role of Leroy Jethro Gibbs...

Herschel Savage!!
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#405934 - 03/10/09 05:56 PM Re: AHHH, another long day on X/ALL Media Play Set
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Registered: 01/30/08
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There was already a spoof called "Married with Hormones" back in the day. I think Randy west was in it.
And the porn spoof thing is fucking lame, even by porn standards...
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#405936 - 03/10/09 06:13 PM Re: AHHH, another long day on X/ALL Media Play Set
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Quote:

But I really want to have fun with the Zeva character. "Toney, under those handsome, frat boy looks, you hide a secret, You're gay, and joined NCIS to cruise for sailors!"




I preferred Kate before she got sniped in the head by Gibbs' nemesis.
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#405938 - 03/11/09 06:51 AM Re: AHHH, another long day on X/ALL Media Play Set
Dane Cross Offline
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Registered: 12/21/08
Posts: 160
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Well, finished up the MWC movie at 4:30 AM this morning...
Happy it's over..
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