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#40551 - 07/24/04 10:43 PM
xxxporntalk user personality chart
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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This is mainly for the new users who want to get a quick run down on what the most established users are like. Here we go.
smartt: He is the fat, ugly brazilian guy on the board, who likes to post pictures of his penis, ugly brazilian women (some of which weren't born that way).
pussypower: He is the lame englishmen who can have stretches where his post are unbearable and repetitive, like when he posted 4 posts within hours of each other all on the same subject which happened to be how his star ratings went from 3 to 1 and then back to 2 again, fascinating, ground breaking stuff, he has also done the same on a adt mod called m lyons, no matter where you look on the board you are bound to come across at least 4 posts on the matter.
smiling arab: Funny guy , who posts fresh original stuff, a treat for those who enjoy the cynical view on porn.
zenman: King of the thread move, rarely posts but you always feel his presence and if you don't watch your back he can strike and when he does you wake up feeling sore in places you would least like to feel sore in.
jrv: also a fan of the thread move but not to the extend of zenman. A friendly version have you.
kami: pornstar kami andrews, funny but very sensitive something she aware of. As long as the ego stroking is in full effect everything will be cool
mr poo: bald guy who runs errands for very little money and professional monkey hunter, he keeps kami locked in a cage and posts here every now and then when he isn't busy beating women on the site he does stuff for (what exactly, im not sure) meat holes.
jeff steward: owner of jm productions and is in charge of the site.
tony mallice: runs the ship and puts up with all the crap jeff tries to avoid. Like people complaining about certain users (most of the time me) and does all the little things that makes us all warm and tingly inside.
sammura: goddess, hood rat, catfood and corn chips. possibly the most disgusting woman god has ever created, she hates everyone and everything and her main targets are monkey, smartt and chico.
cleetus vandamme/ fester: funny guy(s) , liked by all except sammura.
chico: the latino heart throb of the board and the guy who makes monkey's penis go from soft to something else. Funny guy, easy to stir up, likes wrestling, hating sammura, metal and porn.
have2cit : crazy redneck who i don't know a great deal about, but has his place on the board.
Brandon_Iron: yes that brandon irons, porn guy. He takes the shameless plugs to a whole new level on this board, he even manages to get shameless plugs in between insults he throws at his own xxxporntalk stalker in monsier. Its something to see.
kyoto: new guy who hates smartt and who smartt hates in return, funny , part time poster.
melissa_lauren : new blonde porn chick to the board, funny and out there, too much women for doron d who she let does nasty things to her, well as nasty as one can get with a 1 inch penis and a baseball bat.
Rob Longshot: long time poster and male porn star, he is starting to go down the road of brandon irons though, tending to use the board for shameless plugs only although he has assured me he hasn't.
Thats all i can think of for now, if i forgot anyone then post more and in the future i won't. Love monkey.
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#40552 - 07/24/04 10:54 PM
Re: xxxporntalk user personality chart
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
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#40559 - 07/26/04 04:05 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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have2cit : crazy redneck......
No I'm not! No I'm not! 
You forgot to mention simp!!!! 
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#40560 - 07/26/04 05:59 AM
Re: xxxporntalk user personality chart
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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You forgot MMA(Mixed Martial Arts) and boxing.
sorry chico, i thought the latino heart throb comment more then made up for it.
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Dammit, there you go again Monkey
it had to be done right, you like this 18 year old pussy, you want to fuck this 18 year old pussy. (sorry i have daisy with vince pov scene stuck on the brain).
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PHEW thank goodness I didn't get on the list.I was afraid to find oiut what could have been said LMAO
Damn gen i knew i forgot someone, hows this. Fan friendly porn star with heart of gold and ass open for buisness, doesn't mind mixing it up with fayner and has long sexy legs.
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You're ruining my reputation.
sorry jrv, would you prefer hard, cold man who has no problem putting bullets into small children if they get in his way?.
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No I'm not! No I'm not!
You forgot to mention simp!!!!
I had that old picture of the redneck with the gun that you used to have, simp, don't know him well enough to put forth a description on him, feel free to add some if you like.
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#40561 - 07/26/04 06:18 AM
Re: xxxporntalk user personality chart
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I had that old picture of the redneck with the gun that you used to have, simp, don't know him well enough to put forth a description on him, feel free to add some if you like.
Sorry saw 12 monkeys this weekend and remembering a line Brad Pitt delivered when someone suggested he was crazy. Just hoped someone would pull those together. 
Simp: Pillar of his community. Upright decent citizen. Secretly collects gag factor movies and is ashamed to masturbate to the terrible treatment these girls undergo. 
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#40562 - 07/26/04 10:24 AM
Re: xxxporntalk user personality chart
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/21/04
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smartt: He is the fat, ugly brazilian guy on the board, who likes to post pictures of his penis, ugly brazilian women (some of which weren't born that way).
He may be fat. He may be ugly. Hell, he may even be Brazilian. On the internet, no one knows you're Peruvian. He's forgotten more about porn than most of us will ever know, or even want to know. You don't know whether to love him for the pics he posts or hate him for the classic sci-fi and horror stories he posts in their entirity.
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pussypower: He is the lame englishmen who can have stretches where his post are unbearable and repetitive, like when he posted 4 posts within hours of each other all on the same subject which happened to be how his star ratings went from 3 to 1 and then back to 2 again, fascinating, ground breaking stuff, he has also done the same on a adt mod called m lyons, no matter where you look on the board you are bound to come across at least 4 posts on the matter.
Since he started posting, the board is calmer and more civil. Even the Monkey is better behaved. I think the frequent posts in each thread help to spread his soporific evil. If he didn't post frequently in a given thread, people in that thread would break free of his spell and come back to life.
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smiling arab: Funny guy , who posts fresh original stuff, a treat for those who enjoy the cynical view on porn.
Most of us try to be funny by being outrageous. Smiling Arab does it by being reasonable. It's a gift. You can't imitate it.
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zenman: King of the thread move, rarely posts but you always feel his presence and if you don't watch your back he can strike and when he does you wake up feeling sore in places you would least like to feel sore in.
I haven't figured out if his dictator-avatars are ironic commentaries on his role of moderator, or ironic commentaries on the early-twentieth century link between zen and fascism. Either way, he'll always be Mussolini to me.
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jrv: also a fan of the thread move but not to the extend of zenman. A friendly version have you.
Every discussion board needs someone who's around more or less full time and who's completely normal. Or if not normal, then who can fake being normal.
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kami: pornstar kami andrews, funny but very sensitive something she aware of. As long as the ego stroking is in full effect everything will be cool
She's every slightly chubby, well endowed girl you ever lusted after in high school. And she has the same attitude.
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mr poo: bald guy who runs errands for very little money and professional monkey hunter, he keeps kami locked in a cage and posts here every now and then when he isn't busy beating women on the site he does stuff for (what exactly, im not sure) meat holes.
In other words, a porn insider and Kami's main squeeze.
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jeff steward: owner of jm productions and is in charge of the site.
It's true that Tony does all the work for Jeff on the site. This leaves Jeff free to devote all his time to pursuing his true vocation; trying to get porn girls to show up for shoots so he can actually make a video.
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tony mallice: runs the ship and puts up with all the crap jeff tries to avoid. Like people complaining about certain users (most of the time me) and does all the little things that makes us all warm and tingly inside.
Puck to Steward's Oberon. Any sufficiently advanced power appears to be god-like. Tony doesn't actually exist. He's just a manifestation of the powers and forces that keep the board working.
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sammura: goddess, hood rat, catfood and corn chips. possibly the most disgusting woman god has ever created, she hates everyone and everything and her main targets are monkey, smartt and chico.
An attractive woman who took absolutely everything personally.
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cleetus vandamme/ fester: funny guy(s) , liked by all except sammura.
I can't improve on that.
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Brandon_Iron: yes that brandon irons, porn guy. He takes the shameless plugs to a whole new level on this board, he even manages to get shameless plugs in between insults he throws at his own xxxporntalk stalker in monsier. Its something to see.
There is so much ego, greed, and lust in the porn world that some is always left lying around after a video shoot. If it happens to coalesce, it assumes an identity and starts marketing itself.
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melissa_lauren : new blonde porn chick to the board, funny and out there, too much women for doron d who she let does nasty things to her, well as nasty as one can get with a 1 inch penis and a baseball bat.
A girl has to make a living, and a girl in porn has to constantly promote herself. And so we get a woman who is so relentless in presenting herself as a hard core slut that she seems a little inhuman, and who never posts a picture of herself in which her hair and makeup aren't perfect. She even managed to combine both in one picture, by having herself photographed with immaculate hair and makeup and a baseball bat up her ass.
BTW, I'm not making fun of her. If she can earn a reasonable living this way, then there's no reason not to do it.
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Rob Longshot: long time poster and male porn star, he is starting to go down the road of brandon irons though, tending to use the board for shameless plugs only although he has assured me he hasn't.
Comes across as level-headed and unpretentious. In a forum of eccectrics and characters, he's just acts like a nice guy. Of course he's just doing it to get girls.
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Monsieur: In the ongoing feud between him and Brandon Iron, he's so consistently tedious that he makes Brandon's frank self-obsession seem sprightly and entertaining. It's hard to believe that Monsieur is providing this service to Brandon for free. Maybe he isn't.
Gen Padova: Like jrv, she's mastered the art of faking normalcy. Of course, she's got that porn star thing going for her too.
Smelly Monkey: the Beaver. A sweet, sensitive kid who's working very hard to get your approval, in his own belligerent, obnoxious, slander-em-til-they-laugh way. Knife fight!
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#40564 - 07/26/04 12:21 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/21/04
Posts: 92
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BTW, I'm not making fun of her. If she can earn a reasonable living this way, then there's no reason not to do it.
Don t worry for me...i thank God everyday for giving me a pussy!!! 
I did some serious miscommunicating if you think I've got anything against that.
I was making an observation on the way you present yourself. I just wanted to make sure it wasnt taken as an attack on the way you present yourself. Some of my comments about other people were a tad sarcastic, so I didn't want my lack of diplomacy to be taken as criticism in your case.
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#40566 - 07/26/04 03:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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sorry jrv, would you prefer hard, cold man who has no problem putting bullets into small children if they get in his way?]
No, think "a hard, cold man - a young Mike Tyson - who has no problem putting bullets into small monkeys if they get in his way." I can't have people thinking I'm a softy!
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Every discussion board needs someone who's around more or less full time and who's completely normal. Or if not normal, then who can fake being normal.
But if I'm normal, that makes me abnormal here, right? And if I'm abnormal, how can I be normal?
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Gen Padova: Like jrv, she's mastered the art of faking normalcy. Of course, she's got that porn star thing going for her too.
Gen Padova: A typical UCLA biochemistry graduate, but with a sex drive & exhibitionistic streak. A fierce & vocal opponent of all recreational drugs, except Peach Chardonnay.
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#40567 - 07/26/04 03:19 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/11/04
Posts: 94
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Lain Oi:: super awsome . . . . no no nothing else, super awsome explains it all. ...... or are you not suppost to post your own personallity thinngy??? opps sorry couldn't resist 
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#40568 - 07/26/04 05:01 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/03/04
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therock284: porn fan scum who only uses this board to find out the true identity of our beloved porn stars for questional purposes
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Edited by xbit (07/26/04 05:02 PM)
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#40574 - 07/26/04 09:38 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/30/03
Posts: 5869
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smartt: He is the fat, ugly brazilian guy on the board, who likes to post pictures of his penis, ugly brazilian women (some of which weren't born that way).
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#40576 - 07/27/04 09:53 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/21/04
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But if I'm normal, that makes me abnormal here, right? And if I'm abnormal, how can I be normal?
I didn't say you were normal. I said you were normal or could fake it. For all I know, you're wearing aluminum foil hats to keep the FBI from reading your thoughts.
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Gen Padova: A typical UCLA biochemistry graduate, but with a sex drive & exhibitionistic streak. A fierce & vocal opponent of all recreational drugs,
I'll bet she gets that trimethyl-zanthene hit every day.
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except Peach Chardonnay.
Typical college girl. She gets a biochem degree and suddenly she's too good for us shoe polish drinkers.
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#40578 - 07/28/04 04:48 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/21/04
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RenGal... I think you'd do great sucking peach chardonnay out of my ass to prove your worthiness on this message board. *flirty grin*
Bartender, bring me a glass of peach shoe polish. *evil flirty grin*
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And for your information the spelling is TRIMETHYLXANTHINE. It's just basically caffiene... and yes I do get a small dosage of it on a occasion if I'm drinking caffeinated carbonated soda, so THERE! 
You've outed me. I'm not a chemist. But what's the point point of having a spell checker on a porn board if it doesn't recognize heterocyclic compounds?
Jeff Steward has some real explaining to do if it turns out his spell checker recognizes homocyclic compounds. 
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#40582 - 10/02/04 04:40 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
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Man has a lot changed on this chart since this was posted. jrv nicer version of zenman, little did i know that he was a snake in the grass back then.
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#40585 - 08/07/07 01:00 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
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This is mainly for the new users who want to get a quick run down on what the most established users are like. Here we go.
smartt: He is the fat, ugly brazilian guy on the board, who likes to post pictures of his penis, ugly brazilian women (some of which weren't born that way).
pussypower: He is the lame englishmen who can have stretches where his post are unbearable and repetitive, like when he posted 4 posts within hours of each other all on the same subject which happened to be how his star ratings went from 3 to 1 and then back to 2 again, fascinating, ground breaking stuff, he has also done the same on a adt mod called m lyons, no matter where you look on the board you are bound to come across at least 4 posts on the matter.
smiling arab: Funny guy , who posts fresh original stuff, a treat for those who enjoy the cynical view on porn.
zenman: King of the thread move, rarely posts but you always feel his presence and if you don't watch your back he can strike and when he does you wake up feeling sore in places you would least like to feel sore in.
jrv: also a fan of the thread move but not to the extend of zenman. A friendly version have you.
kami: pornstar kami andrews, funny but very sensitive something she aware of. As long as the ego stroking is in full effect everything will be cool
mr poo: bald guy who runs errands for very little money and professional monkey hunter, he keeps kami locked in a cage and posts here every now and then when he isn't busy beating women on the site he does stuff for (what exactly, im not sure) meat holes.
jeff steward: owner of jm productions and is in charge of the site.
tony mallice: runs the ship and puts up with all the crap jeff tries to avoid. Like people complaining about certain users (most of the time me) and does all the little things that makes us all warm and tingly inside.
sammura: goddess, hood rat, catfood and corn chips. possibly the most disgusting woman god has ever created, she hates everyone and everything and her main targets are monkey, smartt and chico.
cleetus vandamme/ fester: funny guy(s) , liked by all except sammura.
chico: the latino heart throb of the board and the guy who makes monkey's penis go from soft to something else. Funny guy, easy to stir up, likes wrestling, hating sammura, metal and porn.
have2cit : crazy redneck who i don't know a great deal about, but has his place on the board.
Brandon_Iron: yes that brandon irons, porn guy. He takes the shameless plugs to a whole new level on this board, he even manages to get shameless plugs in between insults he throws at his own xxxporntalk stalker in monsier. Its something to see.
kyoto: new guy who hates smartt and who smartt hates in return, funny , part time poster.
melissa_lauren : new blonde porn chick to the board, funny and out there, too much women for doron d who she let does nasty things to her, well as nasty as one can get with a 1 inch penis and a baseball bat.
Rob Longshot: long time poster and male porn star, he is starting to go down the road of brandon irons though, tending to use the board for shameless plugs only although he has assured me he hasn't.
Thats all i can think of for now, if i forgot anyone then post more and in the future i won't. Love monkey.
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