Folks, forgive me. I've been out of the loop since '98, which coincided with the last big HIV scare before the latest one. So I need to be refreshed from insiders on the Internet age and what the video sex trade has become.

What's the scoop? Is it still a nickle and dime deal for talent? Given the sad, sorry state of current events, should I mount a comeback or stay away?

Times are tough, writing jobs are touch and go on the web and this old school vet may need to wet his wick again to make ends meet. I'm not gonna reveal my true identity. That I'll save for later.

However, what I will say is that I was known for big pops. Golden money shot shooters that sell sex scenes all by their lonesome. I was a one man bukkake load show and have the tapes to prove it.

In fact, in the past 15 years there are only 4 guys who could truly deliver the goods in that respect. Me, Steve Austin, Arnie Swartzpecker and of course the legendary beercan, P. North.

For your information, some of the latter have been known to take performance enhancers. Me, JoePornStar, yours truly who lasted a decade on mere shooting abilities, got by on a high natural testosterone level. So it would be scary to see what I could do on Viagra or sexual steroids.

I'm not looking to be a meat puppet. Been there, done that. Besides, I can't function with just any girl. I'm not a robot. When girls all start to look the same, what I need are characters who don't fit the smut slut mold to float my boat. Indeed, I prefer the Michele Ravens to the Jesse Janes.

As a rule, I don't like your prototypical WASP fuck dolls who make up 75% of porn and coast through sex acts on perfect looks with phony emotion. Instead, I prefer nasty, slutty, hard ethnic types who wear their sensuality on their sleeve and are not fashion slut flesh poseurs.

If anyone within shooting distance of this message post could use a retro guy who may still be able to pop like Old Faithful, I live in the east side of Sin Valley.

I've got a decade of experience and would rather not be directed. Save that for the new guys. Just gimme a female camera chick and a mature nymph who spits, swallows, drips, drools, gags, gargles---and means it. And I'll show you what I can do. If it's not good enough, I'll go back to being an unsung hasbeen.

Thanks so much for this forum. It may be my last chance to turn back the clock. If anyone cares, throw me a bone. I just might surprise you.

Cum on.... out yourself. I'm dying to find out your real identity.

Unfortunately there has been a little inflation in the cost since the 80's. The girls are a little more than a nickel and dime. It's just too bad there isn't any talent like the old days that actually like to get pounded into submission... Trinity Loren, Savanna, Seka, Amber Lynn, ect. Thank God the bushes are gone though.

I'll out myself if and when I find someone who cares and helps me out with a gig. So far my mentor, who is a 4 decade Hall Of Famer by the way, doesn't answer my E mails. I put in a request to the Jenna Jameson talent fund. Same thing. I don't know whether it's the shutdown or what.

Writing work comes and goes because I hate gossip or regurgitating press releases and prefer editorial commentary as a rule. All in all, the jury's still out on whether there's a safety net for talent in this biz.

In the meantime, I'll keep an open mind and hope for the best. Most of my contemporaries are all gone. It would be a miracle and a triumph if I made a comeback after what I've been through. Because some fans still seem to remember me, the kind who put up with Ron Jeremy, but are tired of the same guys and want someone to carry the torch. Not a pretty boy, my cumshot was my bread and butter trademark.

I might still be able to cum like I did in my heyday with the right girl in a comfortable working situation. So there's a chance somebody out there might be interested.

Stay tuned...

Is this Ron Jeremy?

No, but I once made a movie way back in 1990 and cast him in it in a climactic orgy scene. It even played on the Great White Way in Time Square. Maybe he can put in a good word for me at Metro and return the favor. But it's so long ago, I doubt that he remembers. Old school is dead. Won't somebody help us porn war vets? For old timer's sake?

Im guessing its Jerry Butler.

It's Hank Rose. I'd know those repetitive cliches anywhere.

that was around the time he was married to wednesday (that lasted, what, about 6 months??)

Ron Jeremy is too much of a pop icon to worry about work. He lives off his fame and doesn't need to sell himself online. Jerry Butler was the Tony Curtis of porn. He also became a cokehead when his star faded. Last I heard he was driving a bus back east. He also tried to make a comeback. But he must be as old as Dave Cummings by now.

Consequently, if I'm Hank Rose...then smilingarab is...Luke Ford. And if he's posing undercover in a message board for talent looking for work, then his smut gossip star has faded, his phony moral leadership is exposed, he can't get laid and he still hasn't found a wife.

O.K, I was wrong with my first guess,now I'm just guessing for comic relief....YOUR BUCK ADAMS.
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I say it's Tony Montana...

I don't think so. Tony Montana has HIV. As for Buck, he was down and out recently until his sister Amber Lynn came to the rescue. Funny how even Hall Of Famers can't get help in this biz. On a set 16 years ago, Buck's first words to me when I started were...

"You better not have a bigger dick than me."

I'd call it a dead heat. He was thicker. I was longer. But at least I could shoot.

Next guess...

It doesn't really matter. All that matters is that a lot of talent are hurting. Even the new kids, not just us old timers. And if I got a gig via this site, it would serve a noble purpose. Like I said, I'll spill the beans if I can drum up some work. It's not like I was a big star.

Nick East?

Johnnie Keyes

That dude was in Behind The Green Door in the 70s. He must be in his 60s or 70s today. That is, if he's still alive.

I give up. This is a fan forum. I'm not gonna get any help here.

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It would've helped if dropped your name instead of us guessing who you are. Take care Buck.
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I don't know Chico, I am having so much fun guessing- Jonathan Younger or maybe Ken Starbuck

Hahah, Looks like you got it right Arab, but I would be afraid to recieve the prize he gives you

its john leslie

or joey silvera

Its this guy. http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showprofile.php?Cat=&User=18&page=1&what=showmembers

I'm guess it's either Eric Edwards or Billy Dee.

Thanks there, Uncle Stevie, for reading the correct answer to a six month old post and still guessing wrong.