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#404262 - 03/05/09 01:37 PM Things We Like
Chixter GVision Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 09/19/04
Posts: 41
Loc: NJ (peoples republic of)
My gf watched this clip with me and asked "how do you get any satisfaction from this?" I threw her out of the house the next day. She obviously does not understand me.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=451cd8d040b7dc03c767

FF to about the middle, where it gets interesting. I don't speak the language but I know.....the universal language of love.

What do you like Mr.or Mrs. reader?

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#404263 - 03/05/09 03:57 PM Re: Things We Like
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
I found the clip not very interesting, I must say.
You don't miss anything by not knowing the language. It's German and it's your regular porn babble.

Interesting: clip was posted 5 hours ago and had been viewed more than 117000 times.
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#404264 - 03/05/09 05:21 PM Re: Things We Like
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
I understand the meaning of the clip.....even UGLY ass chicks suck cock right?
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#404265 - 03/05/09 07:25 PM Re: Things We Like
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Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
You can never gauge a woman's true beauty until you have seen her with your dick in her mouth.
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#404266 - 03/05/09 07:33 PM Re: Things We Like
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I have this weird thing that I can never gauge a man's true beauty until I've seen him drive my car. I have pictures of every guy I've closely dated driving. All taken next to him in the passengers seat. Fuck, I'm glad I hate pot. No telling what fucked up shit I'd tell you guys.
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#404267 - 03/05/09 07:43 PM Re: Things We Like
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I understand the meaning of the clip.....even UGLY ass chicks suck cock right?





How do you think Brandon has survived all these years?

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#404269 - 03/05/09 07:53 PM Re: Things We Like
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
No kids for me. If I wanted to wipe up shit and vomit all day, I'd p.a. on a Max Hardcore set.
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#404271 - 03/05/09 08:14 PM Re: Things We Like
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
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I have this weird thing that I can never gauge a man's true beauty until I've seen him drive my car. I have pictures of every guy I've closely dated driving. All taken next to him in the passengers seat. Fuck, I'm glad I hate pot. No telling what fucked up shit I'd tell you guys.




Freak!
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#404272 - 03/05/09 08:33 PM Re: Things We Like
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Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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I have this weird thing that I can never gauge a man's true beauty until I've seen him drive my car. I have pictures of every guy I've closely dated driving. All taken next to him in the passengers seat. Fuck, I'm glad I hate pot. No telling what fucked up shit I'd tell you guys.




Bend over I'll drive you home
Sorry couldn't resist
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#404273 - 03/05/09 09:13 PM Re: Things We Like
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AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
Road Head is the best...




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#404274 - 03/06/09 04:18 AM Re: Things We Like
Spunko Offline
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Registered: 08/04/06
Posts: 1155
Loc: U.S. Outpost 31
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#404275 - 03/06/09 07:10 AM Re: Things We Like
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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I have this weird thing that I can never gauge a man's true beauty until I've seen him drive my car. I have pictures of every guy I've closely dated driving. All taken next to him in the passengers seat. Fuck, I'm glad I hate pot. No telling what fucked up shit I'd tell you guys.


Whatever homegirl, I just think you go against the grain on purpose just to get people to interact with you it's all predictability defiant. If you really wanna be rebellious, put away your tits and shut the fuck up. With the S.A.T.'s and prom coming up it's only a matter of time before the guy you are 'closely dating' crashes your car and ditches you for a ribbon girl. That's right a 'ribbon girl'. Before you go start smoking pot and getting the munchies, packing on a little extra 30 pounds. I'll be waiting around for the " fucked up shit " YOU will have to say to us then. Midlife crisis too shall pass before you know it's Men.on.pause. At least you will still have your career babysitting Max Hardcore's co-stars on set wiping piss, shit and vomit all day. ~* I have this weird thing where I can never gauge..... No telling what fucked up shit I'll tell you guys next...*~
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#404276 - 03/06/09 07:31 AM Re: Things We Like
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
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Quote:

Quote:

I have this weird thing that I can never gauge a man's true beauty until I've seen him drive my car. I have pictures of every guy I've closely dated driving. All taken next to him in the passengers seat. Fuck, I'm glad I hate pot. No telling what fucked up shit I'd tell you guys.




Bend over I'll drive you home
Sorry couldn't resist




Sorry Tritone Brown is on his way, and he's got some kush on deck. So sit back havesomepoppycock and watch the fucked up shit, There's no telling...
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#404277 - 03/06/09 07:34 AM Re: Things We Like
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
I have this weird thing where I never ever drive and I also like to smoke tons of dope.
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#404278 - 03/06/09 07:58 AM Re: Things We Like
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Whatever homegirl, I just think you go against the grain on purpose just to get people to interact with you it's all predictability defiant.




Pot, I'd like you to meet kettle. You are the ultimate poser on the board, don't ever doubt that.
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#404279 - 03/06/09 08:17 AM Re: Things We Like
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Whatever homegirl, I just think you go against the grain on purpose just to get people to interact with you it's all predictability defiant.


Pot, I'd like you to meet kettle. You are the ultimate poser on the board, don't ever doubt that.


Her words not mine.... You tell her you little runt.... I fucking knew you loved me!
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#404280 - 03/06/09 08:23 AM Re: Things We Like
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

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Whatever homegirl, I just think you go against the grain on purpose just to get people to interact with you it's all predictability defiant.


Pot, I'd like you to meet kettle. You are the ultimate poser on the board, don't ever doubt that.


Her words not mine.... You tell her you little runt.... I fucking knew you loved me!




No, actually quite the opposite. I can't stand you. I've tried ignoring your posts like I do with other posters I don't care to read, but it's impossible since you feel the need to ruin every thread with your brain dead drivel.
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#404281 - 03/06/09 08:39 AM Re: Things We Like
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
lol somewhere on here gia once said she overshares on here
that is totally true
xpt as confessional?
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