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#404054 - 03/04/09 05:37 PM Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Tulcas Offline
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There most be some director that you might not like. those ones that move too much the camera or that make a single scene in their movie which is a stupid gang bang at the end of a drunken party (with poor light and don't catch any angle so much that you cant see any penetration taking place) yeah those who have made us spend some money in pay per view engines.(I only Include decent people who actually pay for porn not the Broke Dicks that only watch bids of flicks on porn tube cuz they can't afford a credit card or their mummas don't let them) Leave a comment on those guys cause.............even you could make a better work than them...slay them all!!!!!
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#404055 - 03/04/09 06:28 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
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This guy will give el gloryhole a run for his money.
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#404056 - 03/04/09 10:23 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
johnsongabe06 Offline
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Registered: 01/11/09
Posts: 57
I cannot stand stoney curtis.my girlfriend,who shall remain nameless,worked for him,and she said he tryed to make her fuck him for $150,also he told her it was her fault when a guy couldn't perform.and then told her it was her job to suck his Dick and b a fluffer,after she declined only because he wasn't nice about it,he got even more pissy.also my girl's bff went home crying after he told her she was fat,and she iooks like she's a size two

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#404057 - 03/05/09 12:01 AM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Am I a bad person because I think Stoney Curtis is hot?
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#404058 - 03/05/09 12:13 AM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
The worst director ever in porn was the guy who did the Pussyman movies. not sure of his name. He was some old fart, in terrible shape with a little dick and always involved himself in the scene. His shots were all extreme closeups and he would hardly every pull the camera back to give you a full body shot of the chick. I like tits just as much as the next guy, but I don't need an extreme closeup of the nipple for 2 straight minutes.

Also, the assholes on bangbus. DUDE, SHUT THE FUCK UP!! YOU ARE NOT FUNNY!! YOU ARE JUST ANNOYING!! (sorry about the caps, had to be done) Directors should not be talking during the scene. It never adds anything and it always ruins the chemistry of the performers and the intensity of the scene. Every. Fucking. Time.


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#404060 - 03/05/09 01:08 AM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
no
youre only a shitty person if he says so on pornstarperformance.com lol

Quote:

Am I a bad person because I think Stoney Curtis is hot?


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#404061 - 03/05/09 11:09 AM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
christianxxx Offline
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
Quote:

I cannot stand stoney curtis.my girlfriend,who shall remain nameless,worked for him,and she said he tryed to make her fuck him for $150,also he told her it was her fault when a guy couldn't perform.and then told her it was her job to suck his Dick and b a fluffer,after she declined only because he wasn't nice about it,he got even more pissy.also my girl's bff went home crying after he told her she was fat,and she iooks like she's a size two




so this is audrianna angel, who actually did work for stoney curtis. i was supposed to do the scene, but she didn't want to work with me. lol. that makes me laugh that the dude couldn't get his dick hard for her. lol
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#404063 - 03/05/09 02:19 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Monstar Offline
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Posts: 4450
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Quote:

Quote:

I cannot stand stoney curtis.my girlfriend,who shall remain nameless,worked for him,and she said he tryed to make her fuck him for $150,also he told her it was her fault when a guy couldn't perform.and then told her it was her job to suck his Dick and b a fluffer,after she declined only because he wasn't nice about it,he got even more pissy.also my girl's bff went home crying after he told her she was fat,and she iooks like she's a size two




so this is audrianna angel




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#404064 - 03/05/09 03:45 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quote:

the guy who did the Pussyman movies


David Christopher. He used to act in the roughies they filmed in New York in the early 80s. I recall he played the "daddy" to Sharon Mitchell, the "daughter" in The Taming of Rebecca, which was one of the "featured films" of the Meese Commission hearings on porno.

Other annoying directors include the guy who films MILFHunter. Shit, stop talking to everyone during the scene, I don't give a rat's ass if you think the whore is hot or not. And talking to the mope is just downright gay.

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#404065 - 03/06/09 04:54 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
johnsongabe06 Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/11/09
Posts: 57
Haha u think u know me but u really have no idea.I'm just gonna sit back and laugh everytime I hear that I'm a "driver",pornwhore adrianna"or my new all time favorite "suitcase pimp!"

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#404066 - 03/08/09 12:44 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Quote:

I cannot stand stoney curtis.my girlfriend,who shall remain nameless,worked for him,and she said he tryed to make her fuck him for $150,also he told her it was her fault when a guy couldn't perform.and then told her it was her job to suck his Dick and b a fluffer,after she declined only because he wasn't nice about it,he got even more pissy.also my girl's bff went home crying after he told her she was fat,and she iooks like she's a size two




Disclaimer: I'm not talking about your girl here, she sounds like she was not treated well, but can I just point out one of my biggest pet peeves? I cannot stand it when a guy is having difficultly getting up, and the girl won't help him at all. I had a situation months back where a very solid performer was having an "off" day-- and the girl just sat there looking at her nails while he desperately tried to get himself up. Ladies, we all need to work together here. Give the guy a little attention, fool him into at least thinking you're mildly interested in having sex with him, and we can all finish up the scene sooner and go home. There's just no work ethic in some of these chicks. Those are the kinds of girls I will not hire again.
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#404067 - 03/08/09 01:03 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
I'm giving that same speech tonight to the first girl I meet, Holly....
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#404068 - 03/08/09 02:29 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
charin Offline
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Registered: 07/15/05
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Loc: Dayton
I don't like it when they tilt the camera so the scene appears sideways on my screen. It makes me turn my head sideways like a dog.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#404069 - 03/08/09 03:22 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Disclaimer: I'm not talking about your girl here, she sounds like she was not treated well, but can I just point out one of my biggest pet peeves? I cannot stand it when a guy is having difficultly getting up, and the girl won't help him at all. I had a situation months back where a very solid performer was having an "off" day-- and the girl just sat there looking at her nails while he desperately tried to get himself up. Ladies, we all need to work together here. Give the guy a little attention, fool him into at least thinking you're mildly interested in having sex with him, and we can all finish up the scene sooner and go home. There's just no work ethic in some of these chicks. Those are the kinds of girls I will not hire again.




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#404070 - 03/08/09 04:19 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Bluecipher Offline
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Registered: 06/09/03
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Who would be considered a talented auteur in the genre/jhondra, as opposed to one of the worst?
Perhaps categories would help:
Gonzo/Anal
All-girl

Chico Wang was annoying, I thought.


Edited by Bluecipher (03/08/09 04:22 PM)
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#404071 - 03/08/09 08:29 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:


Disclaimer: I'm not talking about your girl here, she sounds like she was not treated well, but can I just point out one of my biggest pet peeves? I cannot stand it when a guy is having difficultly getting up, and the girl won't help him at all. I had a situation months back where a very solid performer was having an "off" day-- and the girl just sat there looking at her nails while he desperately tried to get himself up. Ladies, we all need to work together here. Give the guy a little attention, fool him into at least thinking you're mildly interested in having sex with him, and we can all finish up the scene sooner and go home. There's just no work ethic in some of these chicks. Those are the kinds of girls I will not hire again.




Oh bullshit Holly, the guy, whoever he was, clearly couldnt have been that "solid"....not only did he have a (albeit LAZY) porn whore ready to blow him (and we all know you only hire the hottest chicks available)...but the guy ALSO had YOU in the same room, ready to direct and walk him through the debauchery.

Sure Holly was there to shoot the scene and direct, and no doubt Holly was dressed; but Fully clothed or not, Holly is boner inducing. Clearly this male performer had major erectile dysfunction.

Holly, all you had to do was just wiggle your ass a little and talk dirty to the poor bastard....just show your butt crack a little. Problem solved.
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#404072 - 03/08/09 08:32 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

I don't like it when they tilt the camera so the scene appears sideways on my screen. It makes me turn my head sideways like a dog.

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy




I HATE that too! It's one thing to tilt it a little, but once it goes beyond a 45 degree angle, forget it.
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#404073 - 03/09/09 10:24 AM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
cameronkeys Offline
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Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
Quote:

Quote:

I cannot stand stoney curtis.my girlfriend,who shall remain nameless,worked for him,and she said he tryed to make her fuck him for $150,also he told her it was her fault when a guy couldn't perform.and then told her it was her job to suck his Dick and b a fluffer,after she declined only because he wasn't nice about it,he got even more pissy.also my girl's bff went home crying after he told her she was fat,and she iooks like she's a size two




Disclaimer: I'm not talking about your girl here, she sounds like she was not treated well, but can I just point out one of my biggest pet peeves? I cannot stand it when a guy is having difficultly getting up, and the girl won't help him at all. I had a situation months back where a very solid performer was having an "off" day-- and the girl just sat there looking at her nails while he desperately tried to get himself up. Ladies, we all need to work together here. Give the guy a little attention, fool him into at least thinking you're mildly interested in having sex with him, and we can all finish up the scene sooner and go home. There's just no work ethic in some of these chicks. Those are the kinds of girls I will not hire again.




I'm with you on that one. Unless the guy has told me that its easier for him to do it himself...why WOULDNT you help?? Do you really want to drag the day out for however much longer waiting or help for 5 minutes and get things rolling again?? I dont know about other girls...but I'd rather get the job done so we can all go on with our lives then sit around all day or god forbid have to cancel the scene. Every guy has a bad day,but if a little attention can turn that around for all involved...why wouldnt you help??
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#404074 - 03/09/09 12:34 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
I figure you're already sucking his cock anyway, you may as well help out.
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#404075 - 03/09/09 01:43 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
MoronBoy Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/30/06
Posts: 1712
Loc: at the end of the longest line
So, porn whores will stick a dick that(if the statistics I hear are correct) has a 9/10 chance of being infected with herpes in there mouths, pussies, and maybe even their assholes. If the dick has been in there assholes they might even put it back in there mouths without cleaning it off.

But if they are asked to touch it while it is soft, they just might get grossed out by that and refuse to do it.

Dang, porn whores are weird people.
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#404076 - 03/09/09 04:01 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
cameronkeys wrote:

Quote:

...but I'd rather get the job done so we can all go on with our lives then sit around all day or god forbid have to cancel the scene.




What lives?
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#404077 - 03/09/09 06:34 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Quote:

...but I'd rather get the job done so we can all go on with our lives then sit around all day or god forbid have to cancel the scene.




What lives?




Must be a fuckin' Danish (or wherever the fuck you're from) thing?
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#404078 - 03/09/09 07:11 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
cameronkeys Offline
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Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

...but I'd rather get the job done so we can all go on with our lives then sit around all day or god forbid have to cancel the scene.




What lives?




Must be a fuckin' Danish (or wherever the fuck you're from) thing?




Danish??? Please..I'm a Jersey girl!
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#404079 - 03/09/09 07:21 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Not you darlin', the troll who replied to you above.

I'm from Deptford Township, how YOU doin'?
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#404080 - 03/10/09 08:44 AM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
cameronkeys Offline
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Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
Quote:

Not you darlin', the troll who replied to you above.

I'm from Deptford Township, how YOU doin'?




LOL...I was born in Camden..never lived there though thank GOD!!! How YOU dooooin'??
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#404081 - 03/10/09 08:59 AM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Cooper Hospital represent!!

(Actually, I was born @ West Jersey in Voorhees), but spent most of my life in Westville Grove (part of which was a Deptford mailing address).

I miss Jersey at times, save for the traffic.

I'm home from work early today, again (damn economy). Goin' go have me a cran-vodka & rub one out to Ms. Cameron Keys!

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#404082 - 03/10/09 10:30 AM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
cameronkeys Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
Quote:

Cooper Hospital represent!!

(Actually, I was born @ West Jersey in Voorhees), but spent most of my life in Westville Grove (part of which was a Deptford mailing address).

I miss Jersey at times, save for the traffic.

I'm home from work early today, again (damn economy). Goin' go have me a cran-vodka & rub one out to Ms. Cameron Keys!






HA..I was born at Cooper! And my ex-brother was born at West Jersey! Small world

I'm at work now..camming. And yeah..economy can blow hairy donkey balls. Slloooowwwww....

When you are done with your girly cran drink cum say hi..I'm bored with the losers on there today! Naked.com
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#404083 - 03/10/09 11:34 AM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Alpha Bitch Offline
Stormy's Lawyer

Registered: 03/09/09
Posts: 20
Loc: bicoastal
Directors? I've worked with a few who were good directors and actually seemed like they knew how to make a movie. The rest were fucking pimple faced post pubescent asshole shit for brains frat boys. Running around with their little Best Buy camcorders like they are really important Hollywood people or something.

There's a couple of them at the top of my shit list who really try to impress you with their houses and sports cars... Do you really think we are impressed and give a shit? Yea I smile and play a good game. Just show me the money and lets get busy. The sooner I get your self important stink off me the better. Yea baby, of course it was good... let me turn your asshole inside out with a baseball bat so I can return the favor.

Hope everyone is having a great day! I'm off to the mall now.

XOXO
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#404085 - 03/10/09 03:56 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Redgoat wrote:

Quote:

Bicoastal, Diarreah---MySpace says she's from Los Angeles, and her home is in Boston.
Very clever.
Alpha, do you " blog" too??





Don't know if she blogs, but she sure sucks.
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#404086 - 03/10/09 05:40 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

When you are done with your girly cran drink cum say hi..I'm bored with the losers on there today! Naked.com




Your "ex" brother, did you disown him, or vice versa?

I prefer screwdrivers, but I haven't any Tropicana.

Quote:

Running around with their little Best Buy camcorders like they are really important Hollywood people or something.




Hey whore, come shoot with me sometime. I'm completely unprofessional & I own a Canon XH-A1. Although, I don't think the stock lens is capable of true POV footage.

The video will be used purely for my own masturbatorial [sic?] pleasure.
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#404088 - 03/10/09 06:49 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
cameronkeys Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
Quote:

Quote:

When you are done with your girly cran drink cum say hi..I'm bored with the losers on there today! Naked.com




Your "ex" brother, did you disown him, or vice versa?


vice versa..someone sent him one of my movies and he uninvited me to his wedding because he didnt want to have anything to do with a whore. His loss.
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#404089 - 03/10/09 06:54 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Ahhh, fuck him (figuratively).
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#404090 - 03/10/09 07:26 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Quote:


Hey whore, come shoot with me sometime. I'm completely unprofessional & I own a Canon XH-A1. Although, I don't think the stock lens is capable of true POV footage.




It is if you hold it straight out at arms length. Of course that takes away from the entire pleasure experience. Personally I hate wide angle lenses.
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#404091 - 03/10/09 07:33 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
cameronkeys Offline
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Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
Quote:

Ahhh, fuck him (figuratively).




pretty much!!
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#404092 - 03/10/09 08:02 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
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Quote:

It is if you hold it straight out at arms length. Of course that takes away from the entire pleasure experience. Personally I hate wide angle lenses.




I agree, although new to video, I can't necessarily tolerate shooting artsy < 28mm fisheye views & shit. And like you said, shooting at arm's length & whatnot, you have to focus too much on composing the shit rather than enjoying the head...or worseyet, the fucking. I envy those who can make it work, just don't understand how they can enjoy it.
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#404093 - 03/10/09 08:41 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
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It's certainly a labour of love... I'm just glad I recently picked up an HV-30 for the POV stuff now. Good POV takes an equally good partner who actually helps do some of the fucking.
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#404094 - 03/10/09 08:45 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Posts: 4470
I'm glad you said "partner" and not whore.

So, who you shackin' with now that you & Alexandria aren't knocking boots anymore?
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#404095 - 03/10/09 09:38 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
lance69 Offline
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Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Lol, I'm free and single and gonna stay that way for a little while at least.
I conduct a great deal of interviews of course, but the position will not be filled anytime soon. I just wanna cuddle as many ladies as possible.
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#404096 - 03/10/09 10:03 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Hell with cuddling, I just wanna fuck 'em & leave 'em.
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#404097 - 03/10/09 10:12 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Visaman Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/08/09
Posts: 94
The director who thought Debbie Does Dallas, Again was a good idea? Anderson something?

Showcase Channel has played that insipid "documentary a gazillion times, and it doesn't make it any less worse!

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#404098 - 03/16/09 07:08 AM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Sho'nuff Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
Directors who try to turn their porn into some sort of poor imitation of an art-school film. Some guys could pull it off like Michael Ninn, but then you have these goons with crazy shit all through the movie.

Prime example - Bella Loves Jenna. *shudder*
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#404099 - 03/16/09 09:06 AM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quasarman. The only thing this idiot should be directing is french fries into a deep fryer.
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#404100 - 03/16/09 09:15 AM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
lance69 Offline
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Hell with cuddling, I just wanna fuck 'em & leave 'em.



Yeah well the old Cuddle Hustle always lead to humpin' anyway. "That's ok baby we'll just spoon, that's ok bably, just the tip, I'll just hold it in while I hold you, fuck lady it's in already what else are we gonna do?!"
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#404102 - 05/03/09 06:13 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Desi Foxx Offline
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Registered: 07/31/08
Posts: 122
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
How about the "award winning producer" (initials JM) who books girls at his apartment for go sees and then when they get there, he whips out his dick and tells them he will put them in his next feature if they suck or fuck him? Of course, he says, he already has this month's film cast but next month for sure.

None of the 6 girls I know that have gone through this have been cast in any of his films. 4 did him and 2 didn't. When I told 5 different veterans in the Biz, they all said he's been known to do this for the past 15-20 years he's been producing. Some said they couldn't believe he still did this due to the industry changes that have taken place during his career. I guess he didn't get the memo!!

The company, a well known and prominent porn company that does many popular feature films, keeps him in their employment. It's a disgrace but why be surprised. They are also one of the companies that contract the girls and take everything when the girl's contract is done. Hmmmmmm me smells a pattern of complacency from this company . . . one they should seriouly reconsider!!

My question is . . If everyone knows he does this, why is he still allowed to work? I'm told it's because he's an award winning producer. I say . . Don't send girls to him since you all know he does this. Otherwise, you're no better than he is and should be gone too!!!
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#404103 - 05/03/09 08:01 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Newports Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/16/08
Posts: 258
Loc: CO
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My question is . . If everyone knows he does this, why is he still allowed to work?




Obviously whores keep going to him for work, so you figure it out.

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#404105 - 05/04/09 09:13 AM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Yeah, YEAH! When a true whore is told to suck dick, she doesn't ask questions.

Wait, they're not whores you say? Ahheemmmmmm.
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#404106 - 05/05/09 09:14 AM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
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How about the "award winning producer" (initials JM) who books girls at his apartment for go sees and then when they get there, he whips out his dick and tells them he will put them in his next feature if they suck or fuck him? Of course, he says, he already has this month's film cast but next month for sure.

None of the 6 girls I know that have gone through this have been cast in any of his films. 4 did him and 2 didn't. When I told 5 different veterans in the Biz, they all said he's been known to do this for the past 15-20 years he's been producing. Some said they couldn't believe he still did this due to the industry changes that have taken place during his career. I guess he didn't get the memo!!

The company, a well known and prominent porn company that does many popular feature films, keeps him in their employment. It's a disgrace but why be surprised. They are also one of the companies that contract the girls and take everything when the girl's contract is done. Hmmmmmm me smells a pattern of complacency from this company . . . one they should seriouly reconsider!!

My question is . . If everyone knows he does this, why is he still allowed to work? I'm told it's because he's an award winning producer. I say . . Don't send girls to him since you all know he does this. Otherwise, you're no better than he is and should be gone too!!!




I heard the same thing about Jeff Mullen aka Smelly Monkey. Gia, any thoughts on this?
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#404107 - 05/14/09 08:45 AM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
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I heard the same thing about Jeff Mullen aka Smelly Monkey. Gia, any thoughts on this?




AH -HA!


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#404108 - 05/14/09 09:41 AM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
Posts: 4580
Paul Thomas is the idiot behind Debbie Does Dallas, Again and stuff like The New Devil In Miss Jones, basically a piece of shit. He certainly doesn't get that his lame feature blather just isn't entertaining or interesting.

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#404109 - 05/14/09 09:48 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Paul Thomas acted in a bunch of great features in the 70s and even played Peter in the film version of Jesus Christ Superstar. I don't care for his work as a director as much but he's made a few good ones here and there.

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#404110 - 05/15/09 02:49 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
drained Offline
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Registered: 02/12/08
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Someone who was something once. In porn. Wow. And his work today is still shit.

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#404111 - 05/15/09 11:42 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Claude Goddard Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/16/07
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So is Coppola's, what'cha going to do?

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#404112 - 05/16/09 06:04 AM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
drained Offline
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I will ignore the cunt and look for better stuff.

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#404113 - 05/23/09 03:50 AM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
DukeSkywalker Offline
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Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
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I heard the same thing about Jeff Mullen aka Smelly Monkey. Gia, any thoughts on this?


Whats the gia/smelly monkey connection? Seems to me a bit odd. I get asked the same questions by both. weird.
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#404114 - 05/23/09 09:34 AM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Simple, Gia IS Smelly Monkey.
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#404115 - 05/23/09 03:39 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Simple, Gia HAS A Smelly Monkey.




Fixed that for you!
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#404116 - 05/23/09 09:07 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
DukeSkywalker Offline
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Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
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Simple, Gia IS Smelly Monkey.



I fucking realized that day 3 here and flat out asked her. She out right denied it. You 100% sure? Because man, I've been running these kind of boards all my life and I can spot a fake nick like a brother in a klan rally.
pff.
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#404117 - 05/23/09 10:14 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
99% Fiction Offline
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Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
I'll say it, WHORES LIE! Don't trust a whore as far as she can throw you.
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#404119 - 05/26/09 02:28 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
she is not lol
you guys are so silly
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#404120 - 05/26/09 03:17 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
freestylah Offline
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pretty

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she is not lol
you guys are so silly




OK

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#404121 - 11/17/09 04:38 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
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Registered: 09/26/09
Posts: 273

what's wrong here?

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#404122 - 11/22/09 07:35 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
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I cannot stand stoney curtis.my girlfriend,who shall remain nameless,worked for him,and she said he tryed to make her fuck him for $150,also he told her it was her fault when a guy couldn't perform.and then told her it was her job to suck his Dick and b a fluffer,after she declined only because he wasn't nice about it,he got even more pissy.also my girl's bff went home crying after he told her she was fat,and she iooks like she's a size two




Disclaimer: I'm not talking about your girl here, she sounds like she was not treated well, but can I just point out one of my biggest pet peeves? I cannot stand it when a guy is having difficultly getting up, and the girl won't help him at all. I had a situation months back where a very solid performer was having an "off" day-- and the girl just sat there looking at her nails while he desperately tried to get himself up. Ladies, we all need to work together here. Give the guy a little attention, fool him into at least thinking you're mildly interested in having sex with him, and we can all finish up the scene sooner and go home. There's just no work ethic in some of these chicks. Those are the kinds of girls I will not hire again.




I'm with you on that one. Unless the guy has told me that its easier for him to do it himself...why WOULDNT you help?? Do you really want to drag the day out for however much longer waiting or help for 5 minutes and get things rolling again?? I dont know about other girls...but I'd rather get the job done so we can all go on with our lives then sit around all day or god forbid have to cancel the scene. Every guy has a bad day,but if a little attention can turn that around for all involved...why wouldnt you help??




you cameron are a trooper......very nice.

there are a few that have superior work ethic....most dont. since they dont look at the big picure....it is truly unfortunate indeed.

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#404123 - 12/08/09 09:22 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/16/09
Posts: 418
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cameronkeys wrote:

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...but I'd rather get the job done so we can all go on with our lives then sit around all day or god forbid have to cancel the scene.




What lives?




asshole

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#404124 - 12/08/09 09:28 PM Re: Why not talk about the Director shit list?
tialing Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 06/16/09
Posts: 418
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Quote:

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I cannot stand stoney curtis.my girlfriend,who shall remain nameless,worked for him,and she said he tryed to make her fuck him for $150,also he told her it was her fault when a guy couldn't perform.and then told her it was her job to suck his Dick and b a fluffer,after she declined only because he wasn't nice about it,he got even more pissy.also my girl's bff went home crying after he told her she was fat,and she iooks like she's a size two




Disclaimer: I'm not talking about your girl here, she sounds like she was not treated well, but can I just point out one of my biggest pet peeves? I cannot stand it when a guy is having difficultly getting up, and the girl won't help him at all. I had a situation months back where a very solid performer was having an "off" day-- and the girl just sat there looking at her nails while he desperately tried to get himself up. Ladies, we all need to work together here. Give the guy a little attention, fool him into at least thinking you're mildly interested in having sex with him, and we can all finish up the scene sooner and go home. There's just no work ethic in some of these chicks. Those are the kinds of girls I will not hire again.




I'm with you on that one. Unless the guy has told me that its easier for him to do it himself...why WOULDNT you help?? Do you really want to drag the day out for however much longer waiting or help for 5 minutes and get things rolling again?? I dont know about other girls...but I'd rather get the job done so we can all go on with our lives then sit around all day or god forbid have to cancel the scene. Every guy has a bad day,but if a little attention can turn that around for all involved...why wouldnt you help??




you cameron are a trooper......very nice.

there are a few that have superior work ethic....most dont. since they dont look at the big picure....it is truly unfortunate indeed.




So true ! makes no sense why you wouldn't help the guy out ... even the best have off days !

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