It's been a while and i have a lot to get off my chest and talk about, lets do this.
First will touch on the lukeford site. Fayner shut it down for a few days to do improvements to the site, well its exactly the same if not worse then before, great call on bringing the comments page back too fayner. i saw a recent picture of him on the site and i am starting to worry about him, he is looking more gaunt then ever, i don't think he is long for this world. Fayner wake up and smell the cornchips and cat food, no one thinks your cool because you do baking soda or whatever the guy who you think you are buying coke from tells you it is, clean yourself up. Life is better sober, well most of the time.
Was reading a porn review and stumbled across a monica sweetheart interview, this is perhaps the greatest interview of all time, here are some of my favorite lines from it.
Interviewer: If you could change any three things about adult business, what would you change?
Monica Sweetheart: Oh, kind of, you know, I can't say it in English. Like infections and you know this stuff. I hate this! That's first. I don't know. I love it! There is nothing better!
Interviewer: What are your hobbies?
Monica Sweetheart: Hobbies? Well I'm not into the sports. I don't like to read. So I don't know. (laughs)
interviewer: Do you prefer dogs or cats?
Monica Sweetheart: For what???? (laughs)
interview: Do you plan ahead normally or put things off?
Monica Sweetheart: (gives a confused look)
interviewer: And finally one last question. If you had enough time, do you think you could teach a monkey to fish?
Monica Sweetheart: No.
Moncia, not the brightest crayon in the box , but when you look like this you don't need to be.
went to the real luke ford's site and saw he had some pictures of a porn shoot he was at up, (luke if or when you read this , why do you cover the breasts of pornstars that you take photos of, whats the point in doing that, does that make you more jewish or a better jew, is there any reason for it?)
rob spallone trying his hardest to cling onto the joey buttafuoco look for as long as he can and some chick who doesn't interest me.
Black guy looking like a struck match and a porn chick doing a great job filling out her bikini
This is what a pool party looks like in the ghetto (sammura chitown house party gangbang nightmare flashbacks)
ghetto
bobby doing a great job looking like a cheap christina aguilera, which is hard to do considering how cheap the real one looks.
. Stay with me on this one fayner, okay, you ready. First i don't believe you want me to do it for a second because any site that has mentioned or posted anything the monkey has said you have protested with a passion, even contacting those in charge of the site explaining in detail why they shouldn't post it, second as mentioned before i know for a FACT if you did want me to write for the site that my stuff would be censored, there isn;t a doubt in my mind, because the first thing i would write would be a not so flattering article on jenna jameson and you don't have the balls to put up anything even the slight bit negative on the site even if it is 100% true even if you make it perfectly clear that its not you writing it, then theres the mater of getting you the article which i can't because you don't accept PM's anymore (coward comment rings true here), which leads me to believe this is a horribly set trap for the monkey, the day i let a crack head pull the wool over my eyes is the day i urinate all over a jewish porn gossip merchants ex wife otherwise known as next tuesday, this work for you?. 
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