Questions are as follows:

1) If a news programme starts at 10pm, what time was it on?

2) There are three men chasing a bus. One man is on a bike, one man is driving a car, so how many men/man are running?

3) A porn star is what:
A) A Sexy woman or man who has sex on screen.
B) An astrological sign.
C) I don't know.

4) If there were five horses in a race, and the favorite won, what would this mean?

A) You backed the wrong horse.
B) You backed the right horse.
C) What is a horse race.

Thanks, Smelly, your intelligent answers are required. <img src="/ubbthreads/images/graemlins/grin.gif" alt="" />

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Will need better bait then this, i appreciate the effort though. Smartt might be a better target for someone with your level of wit and quality of insults. Here take a home made monkey soggy sayo, made it from myself.