i'd like to see a film feating gia jordan, alex panzer and possibly ryan knox.

her disgusted and frightened look, panzer sashaying out of the bedroom in a vinyl apron and putting on an expired condom that he bought on clearance at a dollar store, ryan knox doing a POV with the stolen camera.

then, enema geysers

it would truly bring porn into the 21st century.

I would totally watch that.

the set can be some sort of mustard yellow enema fortress and the plot would go something along the lines of... Alex Panzer III, Emperor of Enema Kingdom, his Royal Doucheness picks a bride from a far away kingdom. At first she is excited, having heard about his legendary cufflink and tie clip collection until she actually arrives to Panzer Castle, AKA another badly sketched out enema fortress. Ryan Knox greets her as the court jester and escorts her to the royal chambers (another badly sketched out dungeon with a mini fridge filled with random bagels. Now the video really takes off. I don't want the production company to blow through a lot of money doing CGI SFX for these opening shots of castles and raw CGI that will be needed to fake a collection of thousands of cufflinks and tie clips - so you can just go ahead and do it with crudely drawn 5 minute slide show (courtesy of panzer)

I'd keep writing but I already blew my wad. I'm gonna go recharge

I'd buy that fer a dollar.

how much would you pay if they choke slammed her into the wall a few times?

They would also have to hire a washed up porn whore to take still shots of the whole shoot and brag about being a photographer for a month prior to the shoot start.