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#401377 - 02/26/09 08:17 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
Bill Hicks Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Quote:

nerd haters

Hahahaha I bet you wish that was me. Dont worry I wont think any worse of you for being gay. Ill keep dropping loads on whores you keep posting pictures of half naked men.

Mike




Big talk from a guy who likes jacking off around other naked men. Faggot.

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#401378 - 02/26/09 09:10 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
MrBelvedere Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
Quote:


What could I possibly get if I stole your purse Gia? Two starbucks coupons and a few undersized and overpriced organic bananas? Please.

Mike




You must NOT be new around here since you know about Gia's food fetish. Who are you really???

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#401380 - 02/27/09 12:50 AM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
RyanKnox Offline
Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
Enough!

Jeff Mike, I am organizing a Bukkake Strike! Your photographer has diminished the Morale of Porn's promising future talent for the last time.

Last week when I was getting ready to pop, counting backwards from 5000, Gia shot a Spit Wad at the Back of My Neck. It completely stifled my rhythm and forced me to piss myself.

I didn't even get paid.

Jeff-Mike-Steward-Norton, we the Bukkake Team feel that it is necessary to do a Gia Jordan Bukkake. Until then, I'm afraid the emotional scarring is just too much to deal with.

We are all officially on strike until this is arranged.

Plus, we want a raise. $80 Dollars, Cash.

Also, to show our true integrity, I'd like to respectfully beg you to be allowed to attend.

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#401381 - 02/27/09 06:15 AM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
Anonymous
Unregistered


Anyone believe Knox wrote this?



Quote:

Enough!

Jeff Mike, I am organizing a Bukkake Strike! Your photographer has diminished the Morale of Porn's promising future talent for the last time.

Last week when I was getting ready to pop, counting backwards from 5000, Gia shot a Spit Wad at the Back of My Neck. It completely stifled my rhythm and forced me to piss myself.

I didn't even get paid.

Jeff-Mike-Steward-Norton, we the Bukkake Team feel that it is necessary to do a Gia Jordan Bukkake. Until then, I'm afraid the emotional scarring is just too much to deal with.

We are all officially on strike until this is arranged.

Plus, we want a raise. $80 Dollars, Cash.

Also, to show our true integrity, I'd like to respectfully beg you to be allowed to attend.



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#401382 - 02/27/09 07:27 AM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
bukkake_mike Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 02/24/09
Posts: 16
mr belve

Or maybe Ive seen Gia at other bukkakes. You know in person. Good try and nice fail. Im sure your used to failure by now.

The rest of the haters are just so funny I forgot to laugh all the way to the bank. Ill remember you as Im dropping loads on whores faces. Say hello to your sox for me.

And thats not Ryan. Ryan stutters.

Mike

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#401384 - 02/27/09 12:09 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Seriously this guy can't be real... it's just not possible for people to be this dumb, so I'm calling bullshit.
But in the unlikely chance he is what are the odds he knows the taste of his own cum?
_________________________
Blog About Bullshit Time to pull the pin on the social handgrenade.

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#401386 - 02/27/09 05:00 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
MrBelvedere Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
Quote:

mr belve

Or maybe Ive seen Gia at other bukkakes. You know in person. Good try and nice fail. Im sure your used to failure by now.

The rest of the haters are just so funny I forgot to laugh all the way to the bank. Ill remember you as Im dropping loads on whores faces. Say hello to your sox for me.

And thats not Ryan. Ryan stutters.

Mike



No, you are the one who has obviously failed, at career choice, sexual orientation, and education...pole smoker

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#401387 - 02/28/09 01:16 AM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
Clinton Swann Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/23/09
Posts: 76
Loc: Canada
I don't believe this Mike person is queer, but he is definitely delusional.

He's mostly lying to himself, not us. Why he thought he was important enough to get anything accomplished with his letter baffles me. He really thinks he's important!

I say let 'im be. We all know it's sad, but you'll never get him to admit it so why spend the effort. This is probably the closest he can get to a naked girl.

His biggest mistake was to continue posting. Mike, we can't convince you of how pathetic you are, and you will never convince us that you matter. Call it a draw?

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#401388 - 02/28/09 03:14 AM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
Smokey Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
Quote:



This dude has been confirmed as Bukkake Mike. Haters...eat your heart out.





Once again, the funny writes itself
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You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?

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#401389 - 02/28/09 07:19 AM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Gia is small, loud, and mean!

Do the bois think they deserve anything different?




Let's think of this in a more positive light reflecting on Gia's photographic skillz.

She poses well (even if she doesn't think so).



Quote:

Burg places the odds that this MOPE sealed the envelope by moistening it with his pre-cum before he mailed it to JIM at 5 to 1 in Favor.




So that's what the "E" in email stands for, eh?

Quote:

The fact is that Im paid to jerk off in whores mouths and you have to pay to watch me jerk off in whores mouths.




Seriously dude? $75 doesn't even pay my Comcast bill. You could "jerk off into whore's mouths" 20x each month, and I'd still make more money than you in my mediocre blue collar day job.


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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron

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#401391 - 02/28/09 12:50 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
Tritone Offline
Zip Coon
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 1958
Quote:



How did you get her to smile? I've never seen her do that before.




He said, "Remember, Tritone might see this."


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#401392 - 02/28/09 01:40 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
^^^HiLarious... I wouldnt let bukkaka Mick cum on my face or jerk it anywhere near me even if I got an 8ball and me, along with all other XXXPT posters got to elbow him in the cock and balls until they turned black and fell off followed by Ry.Knox cumming and shitting on his face.... I was kinda on his side until he got all crybabyish and didnt bother to use spell check..... If you are old enough to pop boners and cum on stupid whores faces you SHOULD definetely be old enough to take a 'bow to the cock every now and then minus the tears. I suggest a new jondra in porn "Bukkake Boy Abuse"...
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"Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend

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#401393 - 02/28/09 02:27 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
Smokey Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
Electro-Elastic-waistline, I think I can speak for most guys on this site when I say I would rather shove shards of dirty glass through my urethra while at the same time sitting on a pool cue than jerk my dick within a 35 mile radius of your fat ass.
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You just want to do a scene with me, so I'll make you look straight. - Gia Jordan to Stevie Why?

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#401394 - 02/28/09 04:39 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Electro-Elastic-waistline


Had you said "electrosFATic" or "electrosLARDic", you might have gotten me to put down the fork for a sec so I could give it a little giggle .... but.... Nice try....
Quote:

I would rather shove shards of dirty glass through my urethra while at the same time sitting on a pool cue than jerk my dick


Now that, I'd looOove to see...
Quote:

within a 35 mile radius of your fat ass.


My fatass is about 35 miles wide if not more so you would still be right next to me while jerkin it . Sexxy times....
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"Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend

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#401395 - 02/28/09 11:08 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:









Right Click-> Save Image As -> Save -> Jerk Off.
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"All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."

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#401396 - 03/01/09 07:28 AM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
Icetech Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/26/04
Posts: 353
Loc: Macomb mich
I will never get why you guys love her so much.... I downloaded a buncha shit she did this week outa curiosity.. and BORING.. zero emotion... complete ice.. even a hogtied scene, usually they can get something outa the whores.. but nothing.just switched off..
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I love women really..... Sadly 20 minutes with one changes that opinion 100%

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#401398 - 03/01/09 11:22 AM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
I agree with both.... I checked out some of her stuff yesterday to see what the fuss is all about.... In recent weeks her "snark" has lost it's touch. I think she was pretty broken up about Lou's death and Burg getting a new "real" girlfriend.... Also since the fall of bukkake and bukkake mike constantly elbowing her about it being her fault... The poor girl's got alot on her plate.....
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"Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend

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#401399 - 03/01/09 03:53 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
I don't believe I would accuse anyone of snarkiness if I were you ! The glass shattering could be dangerous !
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I may not know arse but I know what I like !

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#401400 - 03/01/09 09:17 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Me! Snarky?! Never!.... Around XPT, glass is ALWAYS shattering in more ways than one... Very. Dangerous!
_________________________
"Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend

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#401401 - 03/02/09 11:08 AM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
bukkake_mike Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 02/24/09
Posts: 16
hey

Looks like you haters are still sucking my balls here, lol. I have enough to worry about with real whores. I dont have time to deal with you attention whores. I guess most people in the industry have to put up with this much hate. I need to look at it as a sign of my success in porn.

Mike

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#401403 - 03/02/09 12:25 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Ok seriously, Bukkake may be a foot (toe) in the door, but hardly a success. There's an open door policy, as many loads as can be. If you've ever jerked off, you qualify! You do get that right? It's not a special thing.
That's like saying your a success in the Auto Industry for being an east coast door handle assembler. You've only got one job and are easily replaced.
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Blog About Bullshit Time to pull the pin on the social handgrenade.

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#401404 - 03/02/09 05:41 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Looks like you haters are still sucking my balls here, lol.


Sucking?... If that's what you young, dumb & full of cum call elbowing now days... You are the only hater here so suck your own goddamn balls.... Oh wait...
Quote:

I have enough to worry about with real whores. I dont have time to deal with you attention whores.


Your mother is tired of you cumming on to her face while she sleeps and your sister wants you to pay her child support. BIG FUCKING DEAL! Other than that I'm sure no other whores require any of your services... Pay attention whore. I bet I get more whores than you sissygirl...
Quote:

I guess most people in the industry have to put up with this much hate.


The pissmop industry is a UN.official indusTry... Get over yourself...
Quote:

I need to look at it as a sign of my pathetic existence in porn


Fixed. Make, that life...
_________________________
"Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend

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#401405 - 03/02/09 06:36 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
Clinton Swann Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/23/09
Posts: 76
Loc: Canada
Quote:

So that's what the "E" in email stands for, eh?



That makes absolutely no sense at all.

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#401406 - 03/02/09 06:52 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
"E" jack you late!
_________________________
"Nature already created the perfect dishwasher....its called a woman." - Fiend

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#401407 - 03/03/09 03:50 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
Clinton Swann Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/23/09
Posts: 76
Loc: Canada
Quote:

"E" jack you late!



Oh. Yeah, jokes that have to be explained are the funniest...

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#401408 - 03/03/09 04:29 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
IceTech
Quote:

I will never get why you guys love her so much.... I downloaded a buncha shit she did this week outa curiosity.. and BORING.. zero emotion... complete ice.. even a hogtied scene, usually they can get something outa the whores.. but nothing.just switched off..




That's a more than fair question. Really, it is.
But like most good questions it begs even more questions.

Ever taken the time to talk with her?

Ever had her take exception to what you said?

Ever driven an Audi?

Ever correct her on a post and realize the fallout?

Ever seen that pic of her ass and the fancy chair?

Endeavour to persevere, mule.
_________________________
i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn

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#401409 - 03/03/09 04:56 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Endeavour to persevere...





Great flick.

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#401410 - 03/03/09 04:58 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
LouCypher Offline
@
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
The.Best.
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i just lock, load, and regret. - jamesn

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#401411 - 03/04/09 12:11 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
bukkake_mike Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 02/24/09
Posts: 16
haters

Easily replaced? You wish. Whores are dime a dozen. Guys who can pop on command are diamonds in a sea of ordinary men. Ordinary men like you. Have fun with your sox.

Mike

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#401412 - 03/04/09 01:06 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Lol, as I said if you can jerk off then you qualify. Let us know when you can do it 2 or 3 times in a scene. And didn't you bitch about losing your edge just because a girl distracted you?
Gangbangs are nothing to brag about dude, I've done over a hundred and I still have nightmares of smelly sweaty dudes with contorted faces desperately trying to grind out their goo. I would have gladly let Gia elbow my sac just to ease the pain of that visual...
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#401413 - 03/04/09 01:13 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
Lance, are you a "hater"?

And if you are could you please explain to me why it is the default comeback/insult for so many people who are peripherally involved in porn.

Thank you.

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#401414 - 03/04/09 01:34 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
ben Offline
Pervert

Registered: 09/06/03
Posts: 2042
Loc: Ceara's bunny cage
Quote:

SHE PUSHED HER FUCKIN ELBOW INTO MY COCK,




I'd hate to get touched by a girl! It would totally ruin the mood. How could you expect me to concentrate while there are girls around?


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#401415 - 03/04/09 02:42 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
lance69 Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 02/18/05
Posts: 1138
Loc: British Colombia
Quote:

Lance, are you a "hater"?



I like to think of myself as a lover with a grip on reality.
Quote:


And if you are could you please explain to me why it is the default comeback/insult for so many people who are peripherally involved in porn.

Thank you.




When your only outlet in life is jerking off on a girls face then your creative juices tend to dry up.
_________________________
Blog About Bullshit Time to pull the pin on the social handgrenade.

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#401416 - 03/04/09 04:16 PM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:

haters

Easily replaced? You wish. Whores are dime a dozen. Guys who can pop on command are diamonds in a sea of ordinary men. Ordinary men like you. Have fun with your sox.

Mike




More like kidney stones in a port-a-potty at the county fair.
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#401417 - 03/05/09 09:07 AM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

haters

Guys who can pop on command are diamonds in a sea of ordinary men.







Whos alt is this?
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all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose

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#401418 - 03/05/09 09:24 AM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Looks like you haters are still sucking my balls here, lol. I have enough to worry about with real whores. I dont have time to deal with you attention whores. I guess most people in the industry have to put up with this much hate. I need to look at it as a sign of my success in porn.




Success? Dude, you're a mope who makes less than $300 per scene. Pathetic. Hopefully you have a day job.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron

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#401419 - 03/05/09 09:26 AM Re: Gia, one of Knox mopes is gunning for you
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Quote:

"E" jack you late!



Oh. Yeah, jokes that have to be explained are the funniest...




Actually, jokes (however corny they may be) that go right over your worthless head, are the funniest.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron

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#401420 - 02/14/10 01:28 PM Bukkake Mike @ xxxfilmjokes.com
††† Offline
Pervert

Registered: 11/01/09
Posts: 2141
Quote:



This dude has been confirmed as Bukkake Mike. Haters...eat your heart out.





is was skipping through some profiles and stumbled across a guy named "Lithium".





http://xxxfilmjobs.com/profile_view.php?user_id=978

I have done little professional work in the industry although there are several vids of me floating around the internet. I'm quite comfortable in front of the camera or in front of a crowd. I have very little inhibition and am very comfortable with my body.

Age: 32
Profession: Model
Born in: Canada
Lives in Calgary N/A Canada
Professional Status: Amateur
Experience Level: Experienced
Working Status: Canadian Citizen

Shape of face: Oval ; Body Type: Slim; Waist: 30 - 33; Chest: 33 - 35; Hips/Inseam: 33 - 35; Height: 5'11"(180cm); Weight: 155 - 170lbs(71-77kg); Shoes11/11.5


Donkey's site is so great produced, you don't even have to be a member/"upgrade" to see all pictures.

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