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#399651 - 02/16/09 12:32 AM Xbiz Awards Pics MONKEY STYLE
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Ive been asked by a few people (two to be exact) to do a monkey style. So to please those two people here it is and for the rest of you prepare to be disappointed, love monkey.





Girl on the right is like every 7's dream, because shes not hideous but she'll make a 7 look a lot better and one of her teeth is like asian soup drinking grey. Side note, I think Holly is cute but im really not feeling this get up, its very delta burkish to me, makes her look older than she is, not in the sophisticated way im sure it was intended.




See first comment. Let me guess the name of the girl on the left, miss "porn is a stepping stone to a mainstream career, I work with girls only so its not really porn , even if my future husband the bass player from nickleback and I are the only ones who believe that" while ol grey tooth on the far right is thinking if I hang around the girl on the left maybe people will see us in the same class and offer me other jobs besides black gangbangs.




Hmm Nina Hartley isn't looking too bad for someone who is as old as dust, wait I know why I think she doesn't look half bad, look who is in the photo with her, shit even tricked me.





I dont know who this is, but shes a hotter version of tila tequila who unbelievably makes far worse life decisions.

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#399652 - 02/16/09 12:43 AM Re: Xbiz Awards Pics MONKEY STYLE
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Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC


Hey Holly, your mom called................

































She wants her clothes back.

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#399653 - 02/16/09 12:44 AM Re: Xbiz Awards Pics MONKEY STYLE
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Holly, I dont label myself as a porn star or "whore", im more of a performance artist if you must put me in a box or find a label for me. It is very important for me to break down the racial prejudice in exotic art films when I perform. One day people will see my art of taking lexington steel in my ass while blowing hung low on the same level as jackson pollack's no.5 1948 and Vincent Van Gogh's Irises, "thats amazing Sasha, I totally see it, I think I left my purse in the ladies room, please excuse me"




Tito doing the pose that made his wife a star in this industry, heres to responsible parenting (drinks up)



This dude has the weirdest textured hair ive ever seen, I dont know if its the lighting but jesus its fucking weird, nothing funny here just pointing out the obvious.
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#399654 - 02/16/09 12:56 AM Re: Xbiz Awards Pics MONKEY STYLE
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That gray tooth is dead. Gee, someone might want to suggest she invest a few hundred bucks in a new veneer.
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#399655 - 02/16/09 06:25 AM Re: Xbiz Awards Pics MONKEY STYLE
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#399656 - 02/16/09 08:16 AM Re: Xbiz Awards Pics MONKEY STYLE
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LOL oh Monkey you crack me up... of all the criticisms I came up with regarding my outfit Delta Burke was not one of them. I've gained like 7 lbs so I'm leaning towards that look, so may as well dress the part, right?
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#399657 - 02/16/09 09:21 AM Re: Xbiz Awards Pics MONKEY STYLE
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My girl has a dog ( I think the breed is called a pugapoo?) but anyway his coat looks just like dudes hair. Kinda reminds me of a porcupine.

Also the dog sheads like a motherfucker. Wonder if this dude has the same problem.
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#399658 - 02/16/09 11:58 AM Re: Xbiz Awards Pics MONKEY STYLE
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Registered: 05/07/06
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Does the grey Tooth Girl have a real name?
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#399659 - 02/16/09 06:36 PM Re: Xbiz Awards Pics MONKEY STYLE
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Registered: 04/04/06
Posts: 358
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Hmm Nina Hartley isn't looking too bad for someone who is as old as dust, wait I know why I think she doesn't look half bad, look who is in the photo with her, shit even tricked me.




That is some funny shit.
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#399660 - 02/16/09 07:50 PM Re: Xbiz Awards Pics MONKEY STYLE
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Registered: 01/23/08
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Does the grey Tooth Girl have a real name?




Lexi Love...good whore, squirts and love's anal.


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#399661 - 02/16/09 08:41 PM Re: Xbiz Awards Pics MONKEY STYLE
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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I dont label myself as a porn star or "whore", im more of a performance artist if you must put me in a box or find a label for me. It is very important for me to break down the racial prejudice in exotic art films when I perform. One day people will see my art of taking lexington steel in my ass while blowing hung low on the same level as jackson pollack's no.5 1948 and Vincent Van Gogh's Irises, "thats amazing Sasha, I totally see it, I think I left my purse in the ladies room, please excuse me"





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#399662 - 02/17/09 08:35 AM Re: Xbiz Awards Pics MONKEY STYLE
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I dont know who this is, but shes a hotter version of tila tequila who unbelievably makes far worse life decisions.






I think that's Monstar's girl Angelina Armani
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