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#397926 - 02/08/09 06:13 PM MrTeagan, just one of the girls
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
a home theater installer landing a pornstar by playing it cool and feigning disinterest (initially) in her line of work? can't blame a guy. letting her and the crumb crunchers move in, then playing mr. mom all day? perhaps, the price of admission. cold-shouldering her to stop fucking guys on cam once time passed and he got a little swagger? typical outsider insecurity, thus why porners usually date each other. sending her out in the dark of night to strip and pull in her share? fair enough- what are pimps for.

here's where we stumble: turning in his ball bag by calling himself 'MrTeagan' in attempt to crowbar himself into porndom, by way of porn social networking faggery and carpet bombing add requests to every pw living or dead = fail.

MrTeagan, a.k.a. mister i'm involved now too, i salute thee. well played. just one of the girls. you'll get there.

http://twitter.com/mrteagan


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#397927 - 02/08/09 08:00 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
Bill Hicks Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
Whores can sure pick winners, can't they?

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#397928 - 02/08/09 08:23 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Mr. Teagan tweated me to follow him on Twitter. I'll approve him when I get home.
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#397929 - 02/08/09 09:11 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
Smokey Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
I see Janine has twitter. She ain't going to be tweeting for a while.

As much as I like fucking sluts off myspace and facebook, there are too many damn 'social networking sites'. I fear the future generation will not be able to hold intelligent conversations in person. We are doomed. Lolz roflmoa !!1!
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#397930 - 02/08/09 10:52 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

Mr. Teagan tweated me to follow him on Twitter.



there's a shocker.

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#397931 - 02/08/09 11:01 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
It should be a crime what he convinced her to do to her body.

Didn't she say she stopped doing guys on film in order to get custody of her kid she had with Durden? Does that mean she thinks child services rates homosexual behavior on film is better than heterosexual behavior?
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#397932 - 02/09/09 04:42 AM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Mr. Teagan? Yeah, sweet memories from a while ago. 'The Mark of the Beast', The Prophet. Good times. He's an assclown. I'm wondering who will be first to break it up: he or she.
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#397933 - 02/09/09 06:54 AM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
He completely took over her thread over on ADT like anyone really wanted to talk to him !
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#397934 - 02/09/09 03:39 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
Crocodile Offline
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Its gonna be a comedy when she'll finally dump his ass. I predict an epic meltdown.
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#397935 - 02/09/09 05:35 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

He completely took over her thread over on ADT like anyone really wanted to talk to him !




Hey, it could have been noahped & his keen brand of ass-kissing.
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#397936 - 02/09/09 06:16 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
backdoorman Offline
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Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
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Nah he completely eclipsed baldy knob.
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#397937 - 02/14/09 01:03 AM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
ChodeMasterJ Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/15/08
Posts: 98
Loc: In a Quantum state
Quote:

Mr. Teagan tweated me to follow him on Twitter. I'll approve him when I get home.




i'm following you now on Twitter, G.

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#397938 - 02/14/09 02:55 AM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Yay! I added you, baby. Good luck in Calc.
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#397939 - 02/14/09 06:00 AM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Mr. Teagan tweated me to follow him on Twitter. I'll approve him when I get home.


What, a twit. I might be the only untwittering idiot, I must jump on the twittwagon. It bothers me that no one knows when I'm on the internet, when I'm online, or when I'm social networking... [electrotwitt] LoL I'm in my laying in bed on teh internet. On XPervT, /b/, and twitter too!... Hehe... I wonder if I have MySpace mail...Isnt Tom a total hottie... Hehe... Bill Gates is hotter because he is gawd... [/electrotwitt]
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#397940 - 02/14/09 07:45 AM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
ChodeMasterJ Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/15/08
Posts: 98
Loc: In a Quantum state
Quote:

Yay! I added you, baby. Good luck in Calc.




Thanks my dear. The well-wishing is much appreciated. I saw a pic of you on Ivan's blog, snagging a bite of his pizza. Very awesome picture.

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#397941 - 02/14/09 02:38 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

I saw a pic of you on Ivan's blog, snagging a bite of his pizza. Very awesome picture.




Hah!! Caught red-handed...
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#397942 - 11/06/09 08:44 AM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
Deactivated User Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/26/09
Posts: 273


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#397943 - 11/06/09 03:45 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
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Registered: 01/11/06
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#397944 - 11/06/09 07:03 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
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Registered: 09/26/09
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#397945 - 11/08/09 03:34 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:







I was thinkin' more this guy.....






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Edited by tattypatty (11/08/09 03:34 PM)
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#397946 - 11/08/09 03:39 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Holy shit, that's him. He's Dick Loudon. ...or Mr. Louden ...or Dick Teagan ....or Dick Teasan.
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#397947 - 11/08/09 04:33 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
Steezo Offline
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Registered: 01/11/06
Posts: 5287
Loc: Anchorage, Alaska
Quote:

I was thinkin' more this guy.....




Morph them?
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#397948 - 11/08/09 07:54 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
jeff jordan Offline
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Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Why not?



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#397949 - 11/08/09 08:36 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/26/09
Posts: 273


where's Mark_J?


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#397950 - 11/08/09 08:57 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Wonder how often Mr Teagan gets called chrome dome?

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#397951 - 11/09/09 04:19 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

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#397952 - 11/09/09 06:24 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:



where's Mark_J?





If I was ever put in charge of universal karma anyone being photographed with this type of pose would lose those fingers in an accident involving a PTO shaft a week after the picture was taken.
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#397953 - 11/09/09 08:53 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
Claude Goddard Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Why am I supposed to care about this douchebag?



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#397954 - 11/09/09 09:16 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
No shit. Enough with the photos of this dude. The thread's only 2 pages and there are already dupes.
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#397955 - 11/11/09 04:50 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
geek Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
Quote:

Quote:







I was thinkin' more this guy.....











Phil Collins

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#397956 - 11/20/09 09:12 AM Re: MrTeagan VS War Machine
Deuce_Bigalow Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
Oh this is funny. Can Suitcase pimps fight?

War Machine post
Pepperoni and jalepeno babyy!

Ms Tegan flirts with War Machine
@WarMachineXXX yum that's the best kind of pizza. I put jalapenos, hot sauce or steak sauce on everything

War Machine:
@MsTeagan Me too get ur ass over here and I'll put jalapenos on tht ass! =p

Ms Teagan:
@WarMachineXXX I don't think @MrTeagan would like that very much.

WarMachine:
@MsTeagan I DGAF! What he likes. =)

Here comes MrTeagan
@WarMachineXXX I do care homie...

WarMachine:
@MrTeagan Call a fucking Wah-mbulance then. Cuz I don't.

MsTeagan:
@WarMachineXXX I just meant I'm a one man type of woman. @MrTeagan is my fiancé. I think you've talked to him on Twitter before

WarMachine:
@MsTeagan Don't care BYE.

MrTeagan:
@WarMachineXXX dude as a new guy in the biz, why r u starting shit w/a director who u don't know nor do u know @MsTeagan? No worries.

Me:^^ A Director????^^ LOL!!!

WarMachine:
@MrTeagan I DGAF! Don't talk to me again in your life I will smash you to pieces.

@WarMachineXXX U could have just apologized. I'm not going to engage in this with u.

@MrTeagan U talked to me first. Shut ur hole.

@WarMachineXXX whatever dude. Like I said I have zero interest in this. Later.

@MrTeagan I don't apologize for shit. I don't care you wrote me. Deal with it. Shut ur face. Ur pisin me off for real now.

@WarMachineXXX I don't know u and we were only joking around with u. Calm down. We aren't your enemies.

@MrTeagan Then go nigh night and shut up.

@MrTeagan likes to start fights he can't finish....fun..=)

@WarMachineXXX no I don't and I simply told ONE person to tell u that wr aren't beefing with u. We don't even know u. Not ur enemy.

@MrTeagan Yeah then why u texting half the world talking shit right now? U obviously want to be my enemy.

@WarMachineXXX I'm not talking shit on u, I don't know u, I don't start shit, & I'm letting this go as this is too much negativity. Peace.

@WarMachineXXX agreed. I'm not a negative person, & I'm not out to get anyone or start shit with anyone.
about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to WarMachineXXX

@WarMachineXXX I can't DM u back. Ur not following me. I'm not blacklisting u. I don't know u & I'm chaulking this up to a misunderstanding
about 9 hours ago from Tweetie

@WarMachineXXX nothing should be seriousness enough to get u this angry. Teagan & I certainly weren't trying to make u mad. Sorry we did.
about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to WarMachineXXX

@WarMachineXXX I'm not talking shit on u, I don't know u, I don't start shit, & I'm letting this go as this is too much negativity. Peace.


At what point do think Mr Teagan pissed his pants?

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#397957 - 11/20/09 12:59 PM Re: MrTeagan VS War Machine
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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@WarMachineXXX no I don't and I simply told ONE person to tell u that wr aren't beefing with u. We don't even know u. Not ur enemy.

@MrTeagan Yeah then why u texting half the world talking shit right now? U obviously want to be my enemy.

@WarMachineXXX I'm not talking shit on u, I don't know u, I don't start shit, & I'm letting this go as this is too much negativity. Peace.

@WarMachineXXX agreed. I'm not a negative person, & I'm not out to get anyone or start shit with anyone.
about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to WarMachineXXX

@WarMachineXXX I can't DM u back. Ur not following me. I'm not blacklisting u. I don't know u & I'm chaulking this up to a misunderstanding
about 9 hours ago from Tweetie

@WarMachineXXX nothing should be seriousness enough to get u this angry. Teagan & I certainly weren't trying to make u mad. Sorry we did.
about 9 hours ago from Tweetie in reply to WarMachineXXX

@WarMachineXXX I'm not talking shit on u, I don't know u, I don't start shit, & I'm letting this go as this is too much negativity. Peace.


At what point do think Mr Teagan pissed his pants?




Somewhere in these last 5 lines. I wish I were a fly on the wall for that post-Twitter discussion....

Mr: Are you sleeping around behind my back, Teags?
Mrs: No, Joshie, I love you.
Mr: (Bitch slap) You whore!
Mrs: I thought you loved me.
Mr: I did, but now I’m a big director, and you are still just a whore!
Mr: Kiss my balding head, woman! I said DO IT!! Now!
Mr: And kiss my tattoos while you’re at it.
Mrs: Is that better?
Mr: No!!!!

Stay tuned to Part 2 of “Chachi luvs Teagan”, same porn time, same whore channel.

I’m getting started early on Friday....cheers!!!
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#397958 - 11/21/09 01:48 AM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
who gives a fuck?

go for a walk. get some sunshine, you fucking loser.

i can't believe i just read through that bullshit.
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#397959 - 11/21/09 08:41 AM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
I went for a run before writing that shit, took a shower & a shit...had an early dinner & start drinking. Then I posted.

Would you like to know how the progress of my day goes today? How about tomorrow? Any other days, you closet homo?

I think you need to take your own advice. I thought it was priceless to see some halfwit get himself involved in a discussion that didn’t concern him (defending the honor of his whore), and than cower down like a bitch. Nothing personal against Joshua, but I’m sure Teagan can handle her own online battles with MMA twits.

Resemble much, Jiffy?
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#397960 - 11/21/09 04:45 PM Re: MrTeagan, just one of the girls
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
I wasn't referring to you, SpecialNeeds. Aside from this, I don't know what the fuck you're twattling about with your progress report remark.


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