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#397746 - 02/07/09 07:58 AM
Win a Date w/ Nick Manning: Fiction & Fact
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Seriously, if any of you females who post here actually enter this contest, just turn in your vagina and call it a life. Quote:
Nick Manning has a special Valentine’s gift for a very luck lady.
Fact -- Herpes and gono.
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Ladies, here's your chance to win a date with Adult Film Star Nick Manning, just in time for Valentine's Day.
Fact -- Even though he styles himself as a "heartthrob (see below), he can't get a date outside of the porno world. And Nick, you're no star.
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Nick is a real gentleman off camera, and this bad boy of porn, will be a charming and gracious host when you get together with him.
Fact -- three words: "dropping fucking loads." So "gentleman" actually =s "dweebage."
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Now, here's how you enter: Send us your name, and email, it's that simple
Here's some rules: Must be over 21, Must be a Southern California resident, sorry we can't fly you out, You will meet Nick at a venue in the Hollywood or San Fernando Valley area. Contest entries must be in by February 12th, so you just have one week.
Fact -- I don't care how ugly or fat you are, I just want to find someone who doesn't give me the clap every time I'm within five feet of her.
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One entry per tranny.
Fact -- fixed
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Good Luck
Fact -- Run...run like the wind and never look back!!!
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Manning has a new release out now for Hustler “This Ain’t The Partridge Family XXX” where he plays the lead character of the teen heartthrob that was portrayed by David Cassidy in the real series.
Fact -- claiming stardom because of a Jeff Mullen film is a real sign of desparation. How about your performance in Straight Guys for Gay Eyes? I bet that was a real barn-burner. 
Link: http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32769
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#397749 - 02/07/09 04:30 PM
Re: Win a Date w/ Nick Manning: Fiction & Fact
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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I don't see why he is limiting the contest to locals. All he would have to do is shake his head around a little bit and the winner could slide to Chatsworth on the oil slick.
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#397750 - 02/08/09 12:05 AM
Re: Win a Date w/ Nick Manning: Fiction & Fact
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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nick has always been nice to me, but damn thats just silly. plus his collection of girlfriends leaves a bit to be desired. Shawna Lenee is the current one. Jessica Jaymes is insane, Mya Nichole as well, Michelle McLaren and Jordan Blue. oooooookay. But again, he has always been nice to me, and I enjoy talking to the dude.
Pretty fucked up you talking shit about someone that doesn't even post here. Too bad Phoenix hasn't seen what a true fraud you really are.
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#397751 - 02/10/09 11:31 PM
Re: Win a Date w/ Nick Manning: Fiction & Fact
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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Wankus doesn't post here either, Beef. Neither does your mother. Does that mean that we can't point out that both of those bitches are fat, short, hairy whores who are so vile and disgusting that even C3X has them on his 'no' list?
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