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#397295 - 02/05/09 07:22 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
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what kind of useless douchebag actually watches this shit, kill yourself.
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#397302 - 02/05/09 12:41 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 02/26/06
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It was Bree. That episode was from the show's first season. Season 3 is kicking off in March. Bree spoke about the gig on either ADT or Luke Ford's old site when the episode first aired.
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#397303 - 02/05/09 12:42 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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[hyde]...put Kim's face on Kendall's body=better show[/hyde]
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#397304 - 02/05/09 02:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Did anyone watch the Kardashian whore circus show last night?
The Mom-Whore Kardashian or Bruce Jenner's baby momma or what ever hired a baby sitter to watch the little Ho's in training. The baby sitter looked like Bree Olsen and was running around in front of Bruce and the kids with her tits damn near falling out of a little blue tank top. Did any one see that? Was it Bree? 
Good eye, Phatty! Welcome back. 
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#397305 - 02/05/09 11:39 PM
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Registered: 02/03/09
Posts: 16
Loc: Sweden, Stockholm
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It is funny to read these comments "who watches..."
Isn't this a forum for us porno lovers and "perverts" as some puritans here call us?
Why don't You go to some more moralised forum?
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#397306 - 02/07/09 11:21 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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That episode was on like two years ago.
Armenian-Americans (like Taylor Rain) often have a strong racist streak in them. They try to act 'whiter than white' so people won't notice they resemble sand niggers. Robert Kardashian is lucky to have died when you consider that his daughter Kim became America's #1 mudshark. He would have had to deal with the Kim/Ray J sex tape and with having Reggie Bush around the house smelling like Kim juice.
I bet Bruce thinks about Kim and Kourtney when he beats his meat. The third sister Kloey is butt ugly.
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#397307 - 02/07/09 11:24 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
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it's not a matter of puritanical nonsense. it's a matter of not being a fucking loser that whacks his bag to stupid fucking reality tv. it's lowest common denominator entertainment for simple minded shitbirds. i actually think the minion videos have a higher social value than watching the fucking kardashian shows. Quote:
It is funny to read these comments "who watches..."
Isn't this a forum for us porno lovers and "perverts" as some puritans here call us?
Why don't You go to some more moralised forum?
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#397308 - 02/07/09 11:51 AM
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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I want Gia to have destro's children! They can't pass on the opportunity to give life to the new generation of ultimate XPT posters.
Edited by Crocodile (02/07/09 11:56 AM)
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#397309 - 02/07/09 01:07 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
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i'll blow a load in a cup and mail it, she can rub it on her tits and i think that's all i need.
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#397310 - 02/07/09 04:19 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Koke spoke: Quote:
Armenian-Americans (like Taylor Rain) often have a strong racist streak in them. They try to act 'whiter than white' so people won't notice they resemble sand niggers.
On what do you base this (rather brainless) statement? And what does 'Armenian-American' stand for?
Krist, you're stupid.
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#397314 - 02/08/09 11:15 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/12/07
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#397315 - 02/08/09 06:48 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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That show is beyond ridiculous. Forget the daughters sexual antics/semi careers, just look whats happened to Bruce. This guy was a hell of an athelete in his day, Olympic decathelon gold medal champ - that counts for something. Now look at him, plucked eyebrows and facelifts, he looks horrid.
I remember during the events NBC did an up close and personal spot with him and his first wife rising in the morning and fixing breakfast. A tad phony of course but even so I really admired the guy for his skills and dedication to the most demanding event of the Games. How did he ever get mixed up with this crowd?
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#397316 - 02/08/09 06:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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Bruce has been fucked up for years. He did a movie with the Village People, for fuck's sake.. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Can%27t_Stop_the_Music
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#397317 - 02/08/09 07:00 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Didn't know that, thanks. Back then I thought he had his stuff together.
Look forward to Michael Phelps and his own reality show in a few years. God no!!!!
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#397318 - 02/08/09 08:30 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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^^^Little Kendall Kardashian will be hanging from her mom's stripper pole and lighting his bong.
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#397319 - 02/08/09 09:07 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/12/07
Posts: 571
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The next caught on tape scandal with Michael Phelps and kim Kardashian , produced By Donny Long .
'Longs' - "Bongs in Speedo Thongs" 
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#397320 - 02/09/09 06:16 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
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the one girl with the fat ass gets nailed by a black singer and now they get a tv show.
great thread.
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#397321 - 02/09/09 06:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Who the fuck is she and why should I care ?
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#397322 - 02/09/09 06:47 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
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she is a girl with a fat ass who has a dead rich father. she fucks black guys.
no wonder dad died.
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#397325 - 02/13/09 10:03 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 06/02/03
Posts: 764
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the one girl with the fat ass gets nailed by a black singer and now they get a tv show.
great thread.
WOW Destro...For someone who never watches this shit you sure seem to have a whole lot of knowledge about it. I'll bet you have your laptop on a little T.V. tray by the toilet so that you can beat off to the National Enquirer and post on XPT at the same time. Maybe you should go eat a bullet or two yourself. 
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#397326 - 02/13/09 03:12 PM
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#397329 - 02/13/09 07:57 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
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as well they do a thing where they give themselves italian names, especially on club night "oh hey i'm audrey bitoni"
The only chicks I'm ever mean to are non-Italians trying to pass themselves off as Italian and I have put the fear of god into many a camel jockey trying to pass themselves off as a paisan.
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#397330 - 02/13/09 09:25 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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The late John Belushi pulled a similar move for much of his life. He was Albanian, which was like Armenian only more communistic. He told people he was Greek.
A lot of Iranians try to get cover by calling themselves Persians. They're betting that either you don't know what a Persian is or that they can use semantics to con you into believing there is a difference.
A great way to have fun with Italians is to pretend you think they're Mexican. They fuckin' erupt every time.
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#397335 - 02/14/09 03:19 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Coke wrote: Quote:
He was Albanian, which was like Armenian only more communistic.
Where do you get your information? You must be one of the most uninformed people at this board.
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#397337 - 02/14/09 09:34 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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In south FL we used to call Cubans, Puerto Ricans, and vice versa. It was especially good to call the one that in front of a group of the other. I caused a full-on melee in a shop class once by casually saying to a Cuban kid: "Wait, you're Puerto Rican aren't you?" within earshot of a bunch of PRs. The Cuban flashed indignant and before he knew it his words drew the PRs like blowflies to a carcass and then the Cubans came to his aid and I just walked over to a corner of the shop and watched. Good times.
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#397342 - 02/15/09 08:38 AM
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Registered: 02/04/05
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You are all incredibly stupid. Me and Gia will laugh at you in bed between rounds. You see, besides being the most educated, I'm likely also the only poster worth over a million. I could easily afford to lure her out of retirement for a private.
This Coke guy has got to be a work. 
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#397343 - 02/15/09 10:07 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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ITT Tech has a masters program?
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#397348 - 02/15/09 04:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
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Two bachelors degrees and a masters (a master's degree, maybe?) Quote:
He was Albanian, which was like Armenian only more communistic.
I read the book about Belushi by called 'Wired'.
The Cold War was climaxing during the 60s and 70s.
I thought that were the 80s.
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My offhand point about Albania being like Armenia but more communistic was accurate (but above the heads of the likes of you people). The peoples are both dark ...
Thank you for playing, Coke. It was entertaining.
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#397349 - 02/15/09 10:13 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
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Or are you just completely full of shit and you made all that up to seem smart while on a message board devoted to telling whores they are fat, ugly and worthless?
It is hilarious that the idea of me having a masters seems so lofty to you that you act as if I said I won a Nobel Prize. What trailer park in the Appalachian Mountains are you from that this is such a foreign concept (lol). If we met in person, would I be the first person with a graduate degree you've ever met? Gee, I should really pat myself on the back. I'm the man!
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ITT Tech has a masters program?
WTF is ITT Tech? I'm not conversant in your blue collar terms. Is that where people who "aren't college material" spend 6 months learning to operate a forklift?
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Speaking of that, Hey Coke head, what was your masters thesis on? What did you conclude from your research?
I concluded that if I didn't want to have to mix with uneducated blue collar losers like you as an equal, I'd better apply myself in my studies. I do, however, mix women of your station (your daughters and sisters) often at my local strip club.
communistic
This word is an ADJECTIVE. Check the Merriam Websters online dictionary: "com·mu·nis·tic \ˌkäm-yə-ˈnis-tik, -yü-\ adjective often capitalized." There are a lot of other words there you're also not used to hearing. Take your time. Reading is fundamental!
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I read the book about Belushi by called 'Wired'.
Quotation marks are only appropriate for shorter works (like a short story). I'm supposed to bother with italics for this site? Sorry, you're going to have to suck them out of my bitch splitter.
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Two bachelors degrees and a masters (a master's degree, maybe?)
Google the term "masters degree". It is in common usage. I'd allow it and, afterall, I am your superior.
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Peoples
I don't know what you were thinking here dum dum. The Armenian people and the Albanian people are not the same people. Therefore, when referring to them together (plural) you might correctly refer to them as two PEOPLES.
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I thought that were the 80s. (were?) (the Cold War)
Not necessarily, dum dum. If someone was going to blow up the world, it would have been during the 60s or 70s (Cuban Missile Crisis? weapons supplied via the Ho Chi Minh Trail etc etc). The Soviet Union was in decline during the 80s. But then, that's one educated opinion. You see (this is important), the Cold War was not a literal event like the Ali-Frasier fight. It was a CONCEPT. Get it? An ABSTRACTION. People come together at universities to exchange ideas and interpretations on things like this. Nevermind, go cut my grass.
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#397350 - 02/15/09 10:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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K, instead of duking it out for the Genius of Genus award, let's get back to the whores in question.
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#397354 - 02/16/09 05:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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Ah, I see Coke is an alumn of good ole Aryan Nation U. He did a lot of bareback at Interstate rest stops so he could claim his master's thesis was on AIDS.
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#397355 - 02/16/09 06:13 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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I'm not sure, are you positive?... He seems negative.
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I made the mistake once. But an even bigger fuck up was saying "I speak mexican." in front of a mexican. I'm too pure for my own good. Btw, on my way to glendale/armodale soon, I'm scared....
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