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#397344 - 02/15/09 10:09 AM Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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^^^Little Kendall Kardashian will be hanging from her mom's stripper pole and lighting his bong.


Spurred by this thread I watched the E show with the Kardashian's today. And 12-13 yr old Kendall was indeed swinging from a stripper pole. Flat out creepy. But God Damn did her tits look GREAT!!!


Nice to finally see your true colors, Judge Dr. Phil.
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#397345 - 02/15/09 11:36 AM Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians
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Most uniformed? I have 2 bachelors degrees and a masters.





In what, alterations? tailoring? inseaming?
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#397346 - 02/15/09 02:07 PM Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians
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^^^Little Kendall Kardashian will be hanging from her mom's stripper pole and lighting his bong.


Spurred by this thread I watched the E show with the Kardashian's today. And 12-13 yr old Kendall was indeed swinging from a stripper pole. Flat out creepy. But God Damn did her tits look GREAT!!!


Nice to finally see your true colors, Judge Dr. Phil.




Sorry but........FAIL!!!

And Judge Dr. Phil doesn't even make sense. It would be either Dr. Phil or Judge McGraw. But then again you don't have 3 degrees like the other guy in this thread.

Speaking of that, Hey Coke head, what was your masters thesis on? What did you conclude from your research?

Or are you just completely full of shit and you made all that up to seem smart while on a message board devoted to telling whores they are fat, ugly and worthless?
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#397347 - 02/15/09 02:47 PM Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians
ChipE Offline
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Registered: 03/25/08
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Posters like Coke are the reason I enjoy this forum. Just pure entertainment.
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#397348 - 02/15/09 04:34 PM Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians
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Two bachelors degrees and a masters (a master's degree, maybe?)

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He was Albanian, which was like Armenian only more communistic.

I read the book about Belushi by called 'Wired'.

The Cold War was climaxing during the 60s and 70s.




I thought that were the 80s.


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My offhand point about Albania being like Armenia but more communistic was accurate (but above the heads of the likes of you people). The peoples are both dark ...




Thank you for playing, Coke. It was entertaining.
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#397349 - 02/15/09 10:13 PM Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
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Or are you just completely full of shit and you made all that up to seem smart while on a message board devoted to telling whores they are fat, ugly and worthless?




It is hilarious that the idea of me having a masters seems so lofty to you that you act as if I said I won a Nobel Prize. What trailer park in the Appalachian Mountains are you from that this is such a foreign concept (lol). If we met in person, would I be the first person with a graduate degree you've ever met? Gee, I should really pat myself on the back. I'm the man!


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ITT Tech has a masters program?





WTF is ITT Tech? I'm not conversant in your blue collar terms. Is that where people who "aren't college material" spend 6 months learning to operate a forklift?

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Speaking of that, Hey Coke head, what was your masters thesis on? What did you conclude from your research?




I concluded that if I didn't want to have to mix with uneducated blue collar losers like you as an equal, I'd better apply myself in my studies. I do, however, mix women of your station (your daughters and sisters) often at my local strip club.






communistic




This word is an ADJECTIVE. Check the Merriam Websters online dictionary: "com·mu·nis·tic \&#716;käm-y&#601;-&#712;nis-tik, -yü-\ adjective often capitalized." There are a lot of other words there you're also not used to hearing. Take your time. Reading is fundamental!



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I read the book about Belushi by called 'Wired'.







Quotation marks are only appropriate for shorter works (like a short story). I'm supposed to bother with italics for this site? Sorry, you're going to have to suck them out of my bitch splitter.




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Two bachelors degrees and a masters (a master's degree, maybe?)




Google the term "masters degree". It is in common usage. I'd allow it and, afterall, I am your superior.



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Peoples




I don't know what you were thinking here dum dum. The Armenian people and the Albanian people are not the same people. Therefore, when referring to them together (plural) you might correctly refer to them as two PEOPLES.


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I thought that were the 80s. (were?) (the Cold War)






Not necessarily, dum dum. If someone was going to blow up the world, it would have been during the 60s or 70s (Cuban Missile Crisis? weapons supplied via the Ho Chi Minh Trail etc etc). The Soviet Union was in decline during the 80s. But then, that's one educated opinion. You see (this is important), the Cold War was not a literal event like the Ali-Frasier fight. It was a CONCEPT. Get it? An ABSTRACTION. People come together at universities to exchange ideas and interpretations on things like this. Nevermind, go cut my grass.
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#397350 - 02/15/09 10:45 PM Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians
gia jordan Offline
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K, instead of duking it out for the Genius of Genus award, let's get back to the whores in question.
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#397351 - 02/16/09 12:39 AM Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians
electrostatic Offline
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^^^Little Kendall Kardashian will be hanging from her mom's stripper pole and lighting his bong.


Spurred by this thread I watched the E show with the Kardashian's today. And 12-13 yr old Kendall was indeed swinging from a stripper pole. Flat out creepy. But God Damn did her tits look GREAT!!!


Nice to finally see your true colors, Judge Dr. Phil.


Sorry but........FAIL!!! And Judge Dr. Phil doesn't even make sense. It would be either Dr. Phil or Judge McGraw. But then again you don't have 3 degrees like the other guy in this thread.


Fail?! Bitch, please, you noticed the post right???... As for my "Judge" reference.. What's that about degrees?... Dr.?
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Hey Coke head, what was your masters thesis on?


Coke, duh!... Keep up!
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#397352 - 02/16/09 12:45 AM Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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K, instead of duking it out for the Genius of Genus award, let's get back to the whores in question.




With all due respect, do you really think a bunch of wannabe whores who have done only one scene and a handful of heavily photoshopped nude photo shoots are deserving of being talked about on XPT? Why don't focus on a good whores, like yourself, instead?


Edited by Crocodile (02/16/09 02:51 AM)
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#397353 - 02/16/09 03:09 AM Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
What's wrong with Coke? I like coke. Maybe you guy's need to lay off Teh Coke...
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#397354 - 02/16/09 05:47 AM Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Ah, I see Coke is an alumn of good ole Aryan Nation U. He did a lot of bareback at Interstate rest stops so he could claim his master's thesis was on AIDS.

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#397355 - 02/16/09 06:13 AM Re: Keeping Up With The Whore-dashians
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
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I'm not sure, are you positive?... He seems negative.
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