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#396789 - 02/08/09 11:48 PM
Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Like you're an original. I'm only pointing out what a tool you are here and in life. That's all. Take out your frustrations here rather than on your neighbor's kids.
I'd rather take them out on imbeciles like yourself, Biff. It fills me with the perversely sadistic joy one can normally only achieve whilst plucking the wings off flies [ although, relative to your own, I have too much respect for the intellect of flies to subject them to such an indignity ].
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Dude! I must say, I'm impressed! You really are super smart, speaking of moms in college, I could have really used your help when I was going to school last summer,(I dropped out to get away from my teacher, the creep with a meth habit. No kidding.) So, does the rape come after the murder?  *fingers crossed* Are you hot? Are you by any chance 62+ years old?... I hate ponies.
I can rightfully be accused of a lot of things, but necrophilia isn't one of them. There's no way I'd forgo the screams, tearful sobbing, and desperate pleading one can only enjoy with a live victim.
But once I've choked you with enough cum to drown a yak, painted you with smeared blood, showered you with piss, and buried my fist deep enough in your ass to work your mouth like a handpuppet... you can bet the sweet repose of the afterlife won't be long in coming.
By the way, is there any chance you have an outfit like this?....
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#396790 - 02/09/09 05:28 AM
Re: Wait...Pretty is a Stripper?
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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it all starts with low self esteem girlie  being really really susceptible to male coersion helps too you gotta be able to have fun with it Quote:
awwW! Poor little guy! He's sweet..... I mean I only skim though his posts, but so far...
Well I don't know what's wrong with me today, but I have a some kind of compassion for somethings, like suddenly now I have a conscience.
Just kidding, I just need to get eat or get laid. But if this lasts longer than 3 hours I will seek medical treatment or call the poison control center immediately.
I was thinking, Pretty is the kind of girl I always wanted to be. Confident, funny, open to constructive criticism, friendly, outgoing, and she just has this bubbly personality not very many girls can get away with. Instead I was that douchey girl who was called a "jerk" and an "asshole ", because "bitch" was just too nice... Somewhat misanthropic I suppose. Pretty, how can I be more like you and less like..............
Me?
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#396791 - 02/09/09 07:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/04
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I think hyde is a very good poster, hes funny and interesting, hes also been on point with a lot of the things hes said. Count me among the hyde fans. P.S im an internet somebody 
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#396792 - 02/09/09 08:14 AM
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Gay For Pay
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You had me at hello Monkey. You had me...at...HELLO.
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#396794 - 02/09/09 05:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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@ Pretty, I was thinking my problem was more caused by my histrionic personality disorder, ocd or my "newly diagnosed" nacissistic personality disorder.(what. a. breakthrough!.) Can't believe I pay someone to tell me that shit. I dont have issues with men more than I do with whores. They all demand a certain degree of respect I dont feel they deserve. The ones I met at least. How can I?! Have, self esteem issues?!... I am perfect, therefore, I don't make mistakes, thus your theory is impossible. Also, I don't know why but I recently became suspicious of you when I noticed changes in spelling, e-convos, and all that e-stuff that gives people away online. Sorry, I dunno what it is. Anyways, are you a fictional character?.. Dont ask me to call for proof, I'm a chickenshitte. @Hyde, sorry I don't have that exact outfit. But, I Do have this... 
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#396795 - 02/09/09 05:52 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Almost forgot, electrostatic loves hand puppets just as much as Shari Lewis and I'll post pics later in my Dj Lance outfit.. P.S. Lazytown sucks.
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#396796 - 02/09/09 09:31 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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well
burgs talked to me?
and gia knows im a real girl lol
i just try to spel better cause everyone bagged on me for spelling?
love, pretty
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#396797 - 02/09/09 10:21 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 02/06/09
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I imagine miss Pleads could be convinced to do some really rough and funny S&M type stuff like being hung up by her ankles and wrist while a boxer speed bags her implants until they rupture for a few dollars or a bag of irregular Oreos.
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#396798 - 02/09/09 10:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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Nice effort, but Pretty got her tits lifted- not implants. Also, she's vegan. Maybe some Rice Dream popsicles can be thrown her way instead.
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#396800 - 02/09/09 10:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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I'm trying to get her to decrease the tofu intake. That stuff isn't good for digestion and it is processed food. It really turns me on to make whores change themselves to my liking.
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#396801 - 02/09/09 10:53 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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lol thats hot
soy is bad
???!!!!
what?
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#396804 - 02/09/09 10:56 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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lol
youre funny
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#396806 - 02/09/09 10:58 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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wait im drinking starbucks right now!
and it has soymilk oh no!
is rice milk ok?
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#396807 - 02/09/09 10:59 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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In other words, whoredinary..
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#396808 - 02/09/09 11:01 PM
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Registered: 03/29/08
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one time i fucked my self with a bigstick- yknow the ice creams? but it melted  before i could cum i can never the fuck cum when masturbating
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#396810 - 02/10/09 04:39 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Wait. So this is what the girls talk about when all the guys are away?
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#396813 - 02/10/09 06:36 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
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i dont know what lazytown is?
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#396814 - 02/10/09 06:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
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It's a kids television program from Iceland. One of it's major points is encouraging kids to play outside and exercise.
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#396815 - 02/10/09 07:34 AM
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Registered: 12/25/08
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i dont know what lazytown is?
It's a kids show starring a young girl that kiddie fiddlers all over the world fantasize about.
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#396816 - 02/10/09 08:27 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
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oh the girl with the pink hair? ok iveseen that
thats a trippy show!
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#396817 - 02/10/09 03:55 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
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Pretty has a stinky vagina. You heard it here first.
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#396818 - 02/10/09 04:09 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
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lol no i dont
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#396824 - 02/11/09 06:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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i just try to spel better cause everyone bagged on me for spelling?
love, pretty
I don't care if you spell good or not. I was just poking a little fun. I just want a bj.
Edited by backdoorman (02/11/09 06:48 AM)
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#396825 - 02/11/09 08:23 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
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Posts: 1991
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lol now thats the xpt i know and lurve
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#396827 - 02/11/09 12:55 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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usually not thats how i get people to like me
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#396830 - 02/12/09 12:18 AM
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#396831 - 02/12/09 04:07 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
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Hey blue, I like your avatar. I need to get me one of those bobbly-headed fuck dolls for my dashboard! 
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#396834 - 02/12/09 07:35 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
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*as if scripted, Dirty Deadz enters the thread at the precise, right moment* ...I just friended you on Myspace...it was WONDERFUL! -Keep It Dirty  Oh, and I left your money on the table by the bed, under the room service menu. Thanks again, friend.
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