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#395898 - 01/29/09 08:15 AM Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
writerdirector Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 10/18/08
Posts: 51
Loc: Hollywood, California,USA
Hi I am available to work in your video: reliable
guy, clean and healthy, no STDs, no HiV. But, really,
I like to see the script first. I want to show
"acting" as well. I am trustworthy, intelligent,
and hard-working. Will work with similar people, who
are not moody and are forward thinking so xxx can
survive current conditions by being genius.

in Los Angeles, San Fernando Valley.
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#395900 - 01/29/09 09:50 AM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
How DARE you insult this man?! He's a writer and a director....
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#395901 - 01/29/09 11:05 AM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
cameronkeys Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 12/24/07
Posts: 997
Loc: FL
script??? hahahahahahaha...
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#395902 - 01/29/09 11:11 AM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
lol

Quote:

How DARE you insult this man?! He's a writer and a director....


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#395903 - 01/29/09 11:27 AM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
wannacorndog Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
This is my favorite script from an adult movie, as read by the lovely Aurora Snow The best script EVER <clicky>
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#395904 - 01/29/09 12:16 PM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Will work with similar people, who
are not moody




I think this line right here pretty much guarantees he's not going to find work.
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#395905 - 01/29/09 12:40 PM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
Anonymous
Unregistered


post your aim test and then everyone will know you have No STDs

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#395906 - 01/29/09 01:46 PM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Is HiV like Hi Def? Just say HIV, dude.
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#395907 - 01/29/09 02:06 PM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Ah, I thought he was talking about hives, the hives suck.

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#395908 - 01/29/09 04:10 PM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

clean and healthy, no STDs, no HiV.




Another dumb fuck that actually has to validate himself to be a male porn whore by posting he DOESN'T have HIV?

As for the other STD's, I'm placing bets you'll get your share by the 10th whore, if you're lucky enough to land a gig.
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#395909 - 01/29/09 08:48 PM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
Handful Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
Quote:

Hi I am available to work in your video: reliable
guy, clean and healthy, no STDs, no HiV. But, really,
I like to see the script first. I want to show
"acting" as well. I am trustworthy, intelligent,
and hard-working. Will work with similar people, who
are not moody and are forward thinking so xxx can
survive current conditions by being genius.

in Los Angeles, San Fernando Valley.





Go paint your rainbow somewhere else. You're gonna get herpes and you're gonna like it.
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#395910 - 01/29/09 08:57 PM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:

. You're gonna get herpes and you're gonna like it.




Someone PLEASE start a series with this title!
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"I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock

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#395911 - 01/29/09 11:18 PM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
inebriated kiwi Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Quote:

Hi I am available to work in your video: reliable
guy, clean and healthy, no STDs, no HiV. But, really,
I like to see the script first. I want to show
"acting" as well. I am trustworthy, intelligent,
and hard-working. Will work with similar people, who
are not moody and are forward thinking so xxx can
survive current conditions by being genius.

in Los Angeles, San Fernando Valley.





Fucking funny

Best post this month.

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#395912 - 01/30/09 12:11 AM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
@writerdirector:

I'm curious, would you describe your own sexuality as being very advanced?

To me it sounds like that is probably true, but I was wondering what you think.
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#395913 - 01/30/09 01:13 AM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
JasonH Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/15/07
Posts: 954
Quote:

@writerdirector:

I'm curious, would you describe your own sexuality as being very advanced?

To me it sounds like that is probably true, but I was wondering what you think.


How would you define "advanced?" Are we talking Kurt Lockwood or Christian/Max Diesel?
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#395914 - 01/30/09 01:15 AM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Quote:

. You're gonna get herpes and you're gonna like it.




Someone PLEASE start a series with this title!




Didn't Brandon do that already?
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#395915 - 01/30/09 11:17 AM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Hi I am available to work in your video: reliable
guy, clean and healthy, no STDs, no HiV. But, really,
I like to see the script first. I want to show
"acting" as well. I am trustworthy, intelligent,
and hard-working. Will work with similar people, who
are not moody and are forward thinking so xxx can
survive current conditions by being genius.

in Los Angeles, San Fernando Valley.






if you have a reliable cock put it in your ass

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#395917 - 01/31/09 11:13 AM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
Max Rhino Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 863
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
Quote:

Hi I am available to work in your video: reliable
guy, clean and healthy, no STDs, no HiV. But, really,
I like to see the script first. I want to show
"acting" as well. I am trustworthy, intelligent,
and hard-working. Will work with similar people, who
are not moody and are forward thinking so xxx can
survive current conditions by being genius.

in Los Angeles, San Fernando Valley.





Oh, I have a script for you...

Scene 1.

It is a dark and stormy night. Lightning strikes. A writer/director works feverishly on a porn script. His hands pound away on the keyboard.

Doorbell rings.

The writer/director opens the door. A pizza man is there. He is large and full of muscles. He enters the house, but the writer/director realizes he has no money to pay the pizza man.

Both men take off their clothes. The writer/director starts deepthroating him.... Anal penetration occurs....



Please review this script and let me know if you want the starring role.
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#395918 - 01/31/09 04:44 PM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
Brown Chickie Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 01/15/09
Posts: 16
Loc: Hudson Valley, NY
Quote:


Oh, I have a script for you...

Scene 1.

It is a dark and stormy night.




Just when I thought I was done laughing at this thread
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#395919 - 02/07/09 10:06 PM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
ericjover Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/01/08
Posts: 69
Loc: Panorama City, CA
Quote:

Hi I am available to work in your video: reliable
guy, clean and healthy, no STDs, no HiV. But, really,
I like to see the script first. I want to show
"acting" as well. I am trustworthy, intelligent,
and hard-working. Will work with similar people, who
are not moody and are forward thinking so xxx can
survive current conditions by being genius.

in Los Angeles, San Fernando Valley.





... I need genius on my set! Email me if you want to get punched in the balls and castrated!

Ballbusting Pornstars

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#395920 - 02/08/09 02:46 PM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
^ hey eric, is this you taking the shots to the bag at your site?



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#395921 - 02/08/09 04:57 PM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
inebriated kiwi Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Any guy who lets a woman hold a machete to his nuts deserves to have'em sliced off.

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#395922 - 02/08/09 06:53 PM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
ericjover Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 08/01/08
Posts: 69
Loc: Panorama City, CA
Quote:

^ hey eric, is this you taking the shots to the bag at your site?






Nope. I'm the Asian dude in the sample videos.
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#395923 - 02/08/09 07:44 PM Re: Reliable COCK available: Clean, No STDs
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Quote:

Quote:






Sky Waters! I love that girl! She needs to work more.
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