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#395140 - 01/31/09 11:20 AM FUCKING PEDOS!
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#395141 - 01/31/09 11:52 AM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
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#395142 - 02/01/09 02:00 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
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17 1/2 is way too old for pedos.
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#395143 - 02/01/09 02:08 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
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Quote:

17 1/2 is way too old for pedos.




Indeed. I was also thinking how funny it is that someone will look at 17 1/2 and be outraged, yet six months later will happily beat off to them swallowing the bad seed of multiple felons....
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#395144 - 02/01/09 03:39 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
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17.5 years of age...........

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#395145 - 02/01/09 04:03 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
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Quote:

17 1/2 is way too old for pedos.




Indeed. I was also thinking how funny it is that someone will look at 17 1/2 and be outraged, yet six months later will happily beat off to them swallowing the bad seed of multiple felons....




It's simply a formality.

You can't deny that you've never seen some knockout piece-of-ass out in public, only to find yourself either cringing or crying that she was a year too young; but waiting in anticipation when she decides to spread her legs on camera; or for the sake of civilian life, old enough to bone without getting locked up.
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#395146 - 02/01/09 07:18 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
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When I was 19, I lied to a guy that I was 15 just so he would like me.
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#395147 - 02/01/09 09:18 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
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"pay ranges from 15.00 to 500.00 per hour"

That's quite the negotiable wiggle room.
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#395148 - 02/01/09 10:11 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
inebriated kiwi Offline
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Registered: 12/25/08
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6 months between legal and illegal doesn't equal pedo although it does equal stupid business practice to actively advertise for underage talent.

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#395149 - 02/02/09 12:04 AM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Quote:

When I was 19, I lied to a guy that I was 15 just so he would like me.




See! Whores lie! I told you so! Maybe next time you'll listen to ol' Dirty Deadz.

-Keep It Dirty
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#395150 - 02/02/09 12:24 AM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
Hyde Offline
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Quote:

17 1/2 is way too old for pedos.




Ya know, I'm really gonna have to disagree.

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#395151 - 02/02/09 12:46 AM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
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I wonder if these 17 1/2 year olds training would include prettygirl poses and at-home anal practice?
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#395152 - 02/02/09 11:07 AM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
pretty Offline
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marley your avatar is so pretty!

love, pretty
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#395154 - 02/02/09 12:06 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
farewell and adieu Offline
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Is "Slut City" North or South of LA??



off the 101 baby

edit: Thanks Pretty! xoxo


Edited by MarleyMason (02/02/09 12:09 PM)
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#395155 - 02/02/09 06:06 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
theres a slut city???!!
i wanna go!
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#395156 - 02/03/09 03:15 AM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
Visaman Offline
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Quote:

I wonder if these 17 1/2 year olds training would include prettygirl poses and at-home anal practice?





If I'm not mistaken, Samantha Fox (the singer not the porn star, and certainly not related to Desi ) was a 16, going on 17 year old, topless Page 3 Girl back in Jolly ol' England, in the early 80's.

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#395157 - 02/03/09 03:19 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
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Quote:

Quote:

I wonder if these 17 1/2 year olds training would include prettygirl poses and at-home anal practice?





If I'm not mistaken, Samantha Fox (the singer not the porn star, and certainly not related to Desi ) was a 16, going on 17 year old, topless Page 3 Girl back in Jolly ol' England, in the early 80's.




If you lump the UK in with Europe then it aint as bad. But in the USA...you would be considered a "child molester" and have to register with the state as a sexual predator if you even ogle some teen hottie that you didnt ID beforehand.

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#395158 - 02/03/09 06:00 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
farewell and adieu Offline
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Quote:

theres a slut city???!!
i wanna go!



Come on down! We've been expecting you...
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#395159 - 02/03/09 06:17 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
inebriated kiwi Offline
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I wonder if these 17 1/2 year olds training would include prettygirl poses and at-home anal practice?





If I'm not mistaken, Samantha Fox (the singer not the porn star, and certainly not related to Desi ) was a 16, going on 17 year old, topless Page 3 Girl back in Jolly ol' England, in the early 80's.




If you lump the UK in with Europe then it aint as bad. But in the USA...you would be considered a "child molester" and have to register with the state as a sexual predator if you even ogle some teen hottie that you didnt ID beforehand.




You can't drink in public places in the U.S either, can you?

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#395160 - 02/03/09 07:34 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
electrostatic Offline
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When I was 7 I lied to my dad and told him I was 3 just so he could like me.


Exactly what do you have to do to get paid 15 bucks at that agency?

Will my daughter need to start practice now?... She can already fart on command.


Quote:

off the 101 baby





So I can take the 110 to the 101, what's the exit?... I'm on my way...


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#395161 - 02/03/09 07:41 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

I wonder if these 17 1/2 year olds training would include prettygirl poses and at-home anal practice?





If I'm not mistaken, Samantha Fox (the singer not the porn star, and certainly not related to Desi ) was a 16, going on 17 year old, topless Page 3 Girl back in Jolly ol' England, in the early 80's.




If you lump the UK in with Europe then it aint as bad. But in the USA...you would be considered a "child molester" and have to register with the state as a sexual predator if you even ogle some teen hottie that you didnt ID beforehand.




You can't drink in public places in the U.S either, can you?




I do know this.....4th of July Smoke in...lafayette square across from the white house parade towards lincoln memorial. its the only day around that area in the nations capitol that you can some weed right in front of da police and get away with it.


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#395162 - 02/03/09 09:38 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
farewell and adieu Offline
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So I can take the 110 to the 101, what's the exit?... I'm on my way...




Ok print this out. Take the 110 to the 101, the 101 to the 170, then to the 5, the 5 to the 118, then the 118 to the 405. After that, you are well on your way to Sacramento and I am the 17th exit. Make sure to count because sometimes I lose track and the freeway isn't easy to pull a U-turn on. At all.


....kidding!
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#395163 - 02/03/09 09:50 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
electrostatic Offline
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Woah woah woah, you must be new in town. I'll just take the 134 to the 405.
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#395164 - 02/04/09 12:47 AM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
farewell and adieu Offline
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Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Quote:

Woah woah woah, you must be new in town. I'll just take the 134 to the 405.




Is the 134 in the Thomas Guide?
Gosh I have been going about it all wrong!
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#395165 - 02/04/09 01:11 AM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

Woah woah woah, you must be new in town. I'll just take the 134 to the 405.




Is the 134 in the Thomas Guide?
Gosh I have been going about it all wrong!






WTF! Thomas Guide?... My dad used to use that shit in the 90's. I thought those things were extinct. You mean not everyone has GPS on their cellys?
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#395166 - 02/04/09 01:53 AM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Hi. It's called mapquest.com.
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#395167 - 02/04/09 07:53 AM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
farewell and adieu Offline
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Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
wow... guys?
I don't even drive, ha ha. And those past couple posts were just some attempts at humor.

But I really don't want to derail this thread any more than I already have.
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#395168 - 02/04/09 08:41 AM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Quote:

wow... guys?
I don't even drive, ha ha. And those past couple posts were just some attempts at humor.

But I really don't want to derail this thread any more than I already have.





Well, I am a professional driver (among many other things), and as a professional driver, BORN IN HOLLYWOOD no less, I can tell you that I have never once actually seen the 134 connect to the 405. ON EITHER SIDE OF IT. It connects the 101 to the 5. Now that that has been settled (no really, it's not like there's any debate, I am right, and that RARELY happens) I need to narrow something down right quick. If I remember correctly, the 17th exit in Sac. is El Centro Rd./SH99, yes? So, do I go left or right Marley?

-Keep It Dirty

P.S....and so as not to derail anything, they don't give driving-style licenses to the kiddies. Oh, and I bought my first porn rag at 17 1/2 myself, actually. Now, let's get back to talking about underage children on a pornboard???
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#395169 - 02/04/09 03:56 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
farewell and adieu Offline
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Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Dirty to the rescue! Honestly, I don't know what the 17th exit is.
That, too, was a joke.
But I have seen plenty of 17 year old myspace hoes and sluts on Maury. Prime pickings for this "agency"
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#395170 - 02/04/09 05:04 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
Dirty Deadz Offline
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"I have seen plenty of 17 year old myspace hoes and sluts"

You have NO IDEA how much hotter that makes you Marley! Do you go meet the parents and play the "nice guy", or do you just take them to a motel and then kick them out with their panties in the one hand and their diaper money in the other when you're done with them like I do?

-Keep It Dirty


P.S. You know I'm stealin' that one for my sig, right?
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#395171 - 02/04/09 05:13 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

P.S....and so as not to derail anything, they don't give driving-style licenses to the kiddies. Oh, and I bought my first porn rag at 17 1/2 myself, actually. Now, let's get back to talking about underage children on a pornboard???



LoL I can't even drive I have too many warrants to get my license. Would cost too much money. Instead I get my bitches to drive me around. I guess I was thinking more like the 5 not 405. I could be wrong anyways who cares.

Speaking of the little ones... My son is obsessed with the ads on the side of the page. He doesnt know what they are but he laughs.

Those ones. >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
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#395172 - 02/04/09 06:58 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
farewell and adieu Offline
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Posts: 898
I don't pay whores Dirty, they pay me 10% when I get them to shoot for the same people I do.
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#395173 - 02/04/09 07:00 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
who runs that agency? Larry and DeBella?

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#395174 - 02/04/09 07:01 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Smart girl! I only look down on whores who don't get that ca$h.
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#395175 - 02/04/09 07:30 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
farewell and adieu Offline
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Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Oh, we don't bother with the "agency" title. We do it old school. But we are now offering driving courses and bj lessons to 15 1/2 year olds for an extra 5%
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#395176 - 02/04/09 08:56 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
Quote:

I don't pay whores Dirty, they pay me 10% when I get them to shoot for the same people I do.






No, no, no , I don't GIVE them the diaper money, I LEAVE enough in their hand for that after I snatch the rest of their cash from them during the robbery portion of our "date". I don't want to be thought of as cold or uncaring. I even let some of them "escape", so to speak, but most of 'em end up in the front of my trailer.

-Keep It Dirty
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#395177 - 02/04/09 10:12 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
farewell and adieu Offline
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Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Oh Dirty, I should have already known.
Such a thoughtful guy
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#395178 - 02/04/09 11:04 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
Quote:

Smart girl! I only look down on whores who don't get that ca$h.






...and that's my next sig, thank you very much! Hey Static...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIuKtp3yCTw

...you're my kinda whore, & I like your style.


-Keep It Dirty
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#395179 - 02/04/09 11:10 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
Quote:

Oh Dirty, I should have already known.
Such a thoughtful guy





Shame on you for underestimating me! Bad girl! Go to my room!

-Keep It Dirty
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#395180 - 02/05/09 12:34 AM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses

Quote:

Quote:

Smart girl! I only look down on whores who don't get that ca$h.






...and that's my next sig, thank you very much! Hey Static...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIuKtp3yCTw

...you're my kinda whore, & I like your style.




Thanx. It never crossed my mind I could get along with someone named "Dirty", since I am a misophobe. Well not as much as before.


Quote:

No, no, no , I don't GIVE them the diaper money, I LEAVE enough in their hand for that after I snatch the rest of their cash from them during the robbery portion of our "date". I don't want to be thought of as cold or uncaring. I even let some of them "escape", so to speak, but most of 'em end up in the front of my trailer.



You a real gentleman, but if you reaally wanna
Quote:

-Keep It Dirty



Forget about those ever so costly diapers. You will get twice, no, thrice the filth, at absolutely no cost to you!... Give the expression "the best things in life are free", a whole new and improved meaning.
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#395181 - 02/05/09 03:37 AM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
NitneLiun Offline
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Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Quote:

Quote:

Oh Dirty, I should have already known.
Such a thoughtful guy





Shame on you for underestimating me! Bad girl! Go to my room!

-Keep It Dirty




This thread is fucking nauseating now. Why don't you two go get a room?

Marley Mason: I love you.
Dirty Deadz: I love you too.
Marley Mason: I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: Can I cum on your tits?
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#395182 - 02/05/09 05:11 AM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
Hyde Offline
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Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
Quote:


Marley Mason: I love you.
Dirty Deadz: I love you too.
Marley Mason: I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: Can I cum on your tits?




That made me LOL
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#395183 - 02/05/09 08:23 AM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
"Why don't you two go get a room?"


WTF do you think I'm doing over here, settin' up a playdate at Chuck E. Cheese?

Yes, I understand that in order to get the hot chick you have to fain disinterest, pretend like you gives no fuck, and generally speaking, be a dick. I get it. If you'll excuse me, I have to go think of some clever witty insults now so I can get me some pussy just like you. My hero.

Seriously though, that WAS a funny fuckin' post. Credit where credit is due


-Keep It Dirty

P.S. I love you more Marley. Can I cum on your tits?
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#395184 - 02/05/09 09:13 AM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
freestylah Offline
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Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
Marley lost consciousness while thinking of another joke.
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#395185 - 02/05/09 09:42 AM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
farewell and adieu Offline
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Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Hellooooo guys, PWs do sleep sometimes!

Dirty, I would prefer my face, so that I can feel the warmth and maybe get a taste.

I TRIED not to derail this thread so bad! oops...

And I am just naturally full of jokes Freestylah. Come back this time next week.
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#395186 - 02/05/09 03:16 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

When I was 19, I lied to a guy that I was 15 just so he would like me.




So Gia, what was Abraham Lincoln really like?
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#395187 - 02/05/09 03:43 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
damn thats a good signature!
who said it though?
quotes are confusing

Quote:


Quote:

Quote:

Smart girl! I only look down on whores who don't get that ca$h.






...and that's my next sig, thank you very much! Hey Static...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bIuKtp3yCTw

...you're my kinda whore, & I like your style.




Thanx. It never crossed my mind I could get along with someone named "Dirty", since I am a misophobe. Well not as much as before.


Quote:

No, no, no , I don't GIVE them the diaper money, I LEAVE enough in their hand for that after I snatch the rest of their cash from them during the robbery portion of our "date". I don't want to be thought of as cold or uncaring. I even let some of them "escape", so to speak, but most of 'em end up in the front of my trailer.



You a real gentleman, but if you reaally wanna
Quote:

-Keep It Dirty



Forget about those ever so costly diapers. You will get twice, no, thrice the filth, at absolutely no cost to you!... Give the expression "the best things in life are free", a whole new and improved meaning.


_________________________
"Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent

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#395188 - 02/05/09 03:48 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
lol
hahahHA
how did you know?
thats so funny
dirty did you give him the treatment?


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Oh Dirty, I should have already known.
Such a thoughtful guy





Shame on you for underestimating me! Bad girl! Go to my room!

-Keep It Dirty




This thread is fucking nauseating now. Why don't you two go get a room?

Marley Mason: I love you.
Dirty Deadz: I love you too.
Marley Mason: I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: No, I love you more.
Marley Mason: No, I love you more.
Dirty Deadz: Can I cum on your tits?


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#395189 - 02/05/09 09:01 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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"Why don't you two go get a room?"

WTF do you think I'm doing over here, settin' up a playdate at Chuck E. Cheese?



Hello! this is the FUCKING PEDOS! Thread. Chuck E. Cheese is where pedos hunt for dates. But now you know and knowing is only half the battle.


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I can get me some pussy just like you.



Ouch!, he got you good... Kidding I think I read it wrong.
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#395190 - 02/05/09 10:34 PM Re: FUCKING PEDOS!
Dirty Deadz Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
Good to know that SOMEONE picked up on the genius of my Chuck reference.

-Keep It Dirty
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