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#393741 - 01/29/09 05:00 AM Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
i dont read anything except the internet and vogue
this has been discussed before
youre following me around arent you?! lol
thats cute

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why not?
you can learn an assload of stuff on xpt
when i first found xpt i read everything in the general and the cage all the way back as far as it goes to learn stuff





A book is nice every once in a while too.


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#393742 - 01/29/09 06:49 AM Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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youre following me around arent you?! lol





Now you know where that ice cream truck music is coming from.
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#393743 - 01/29/09 10:25 AM Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
lol
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#393744 - 02/01/09 09:53 PM Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Smelly took nine months off.





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#393745 - 02/01/09 09:59 PM Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Registered: 01/25/04
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Smelly took nine months off.










Yes, I returned only to birth mediocrity. Guapo wished me death, Mark J, Tony and christianx are happy im back, the latter offered me the bareback special, whatever that means?
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#393746 - 02/02/09 04:36 PM Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
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Yes, I returned only to birth mediocrity. Guapo wished me death, Mark J, Tony and christianx are happy im back, the latter offered me the bareback special, whatever that means?


It means the same thing Fayner meant after you interviewed him.

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#393747 - 02/02/09 08:05 PM Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Why is Mark happy that you're back when he was never here?.

Don't answer that. I think I know and that explains alot, Bert and Ernie.

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#393748 - 02/05/09 02:53 PM Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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Yes, I returned only to birth mediocrity. Guapo wished me death, Mark J, Tony and christianx are happy im back, the latter offered me the bareback special, whatever that means?




we'll see.




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Why is Mark happy that you're back when he was never here?.




hey how bout those steelers huh- some game sunday. shoot would you like at the time...

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#393749 - 02/05/09 03:32 PM Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
I haven't been introduced to Monkey. Is this you? It would explain your abscence.

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Okay, im always suspicious of vagina with less then 3 stars, usually having one of those is a lock for 3, unless youre gypsy.




I only have 2 stars, or 1 I don't pay attention. And if you are suspiscious of me, you probably should be, the L.A.P.D. usually is. I simply don't trust vagina, all whores have a hidden agenda and that's usually where it's hiding. Also a redflag... It bleeds but just wont die.
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#393750 - 02/05/09 03:36 PM Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
ill give you stars!
iv been being a star-ho lol giving everyone stars
even the mean boys! lol

love, pretty
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#393751 - 02/05/09 03:41 PM Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
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I think I have only given one person a star. Not sure. I don't even know what it means.

Edit: Mean boys?!... Where!?!


Edited by electrostatic (02/05/09 03:42 PM)
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#393752 - 02/05/09 03:59 PM Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
you sluts get off monkey's lawn- talk tupperware somewhere else.

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#393753 - 02/05/09 04:02 PM Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
^Oh fuck... He got me good!~
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#393754 - 02/05/09 04:03 PM Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Wick doesn't pay for tupperware so Tardpower stays. My say so.

Get your freak on lowlife.
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#393755 - 02/05/09 04:16 PM Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
This straight spined individual is still waiting for that check from the state you told me about. What the fuck. Maybe YOUR people need it more. That's ok, as long as it goes to a good cause.


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#393756 - 02/06/09 09:05 AM Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
Walrus Offline
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Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
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I haven't been introduced to Monkey. Is this you? It would explain your abscence.

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Okay, im always suspicious of vagina with less then 3 stars, usually having one of those is a lock for 3, unless youre gypsy.




I only have 2 stars, or 1 I don't pay attention. And if you are suspiscious of me, you probably should be, the L.A.P.D. usually is. I simply don't trust vagina, all whores have a hidden agenda and that's usually where it's hiding. Also a redflag... It bleeds but just wont die.




Mr. Garrison on the South Park movie said it best. "I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"

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#393757 - 02/08/09 02:18 PM Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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What was Smelly Monkey like?




He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much, he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, 'Dust to dust,' some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, 'I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun.' -J.Handy




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#393758 - 02/09/09 02:26 PM Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
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Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
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What was Smelly Monkey like?




He was a cowboy, mister, and he loved the land. He loved it so much, he made a woman out of dirt and married her. But when he kissed her, she disintegrated. Later, at the funeral, when the preacher said, 'Dust to dust,' some people laughed, and the cowboy shot them. At his hanging, he told the others, 'I'll be waiting for you in heaven--with a gun.' -J.Handy







Monkey pictures always make me LOL literally
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#393759 - 02/12/09 10:30 PM Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2375
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
RESURRECTION!!! Welcome home Father...Has the suit been settled?
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#393760 - 02/12/09 11:06 PM Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Rack Bish not getting a DUI this weekend at the NBA All-Star Game.

Bish, I live a block away from thre Dirty Pretty, Get Chuck and Kenny out there for a drubken night; I'll drive all y'all home safe, even Leinart.

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#393761 - 02/12/09 11:22 PM Re: What was Smelly Monkey like?
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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RESURRECTION!!! Welcome home Father...Has the suit been settled?





(checks notes) Hello son, this isn't the real monkey, just some guy he sold the name to who also happens to be grammatically retarded or 'tard(ed)' as some people say
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