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#393247 - 01/22/09 04:04 PM
i got boobs :)
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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yay!
ill be healing up for awile but ill be back
thanks xpt
mwa!
love, pretty
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#393251 - 01/22/09 04:37 PM
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Felicitations. Pic soon, please....................
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#393252 - 01/22/09 05:17 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
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yay for new boobies!! 
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#393255 - 01/22/09 06:43 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
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No wonder why you haven't posted in a while, girlie! I know they're not ready for the unveiling yet, but please post pics anyway -even if theyre still in bandages. I love the process of things 'along the way.' No porn girl has ever posted the process before. Not that I'm aware of anyway. Please do.
Also, take zinc for a speedy recovery to heal the incisions faster.
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#393265 - 01/22/09 08:35 PM
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Percocets suck, but for someone who doesnt do any type of drugs, Im sure you're feeling all rose colored glasses and floaty. Enjoy.
Thanks for answering Pretty, I thought it would be like 7-8K, that's not too bad....hmmmm but you kinda made me think 2x when you said about having drainage bags attached. Im sure it will all be worth it once they're healed up. Im really looking forward to seeing them.
GodSpeed......keep eating those percs. 
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#393266 - 01/22/09 08:37 PM
Re: i got boobs :)
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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i feel pretty goofy
like i have a bad fever and my limbs are funky
also another thing that sucks: they make you take off one of your acrylic nails on each and for some reaon
so that looks really dorky too
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#393267 - 01/22/09 08:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i feel pretty goofy
like i have a bad fever and my limbs are funky
also another thing that sucks: they make you take off one of your acrylic nails on each and for some reaon
so that looks really dorky too
That's done w/all surgery, no nailpolish either to check your oxygen levels....something to do with that, not exactly sure of the details.
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#393271 - 01/22/09 09:38 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
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Loc: Northeast US
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THe pic is attached Gyps, and the blooy bags just mae me puke up my steak. Thanks for that.
Congrats Pretty, glad you got what you wanted. I'll take any leftover percs!
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#393272 - 01/22/09 10:17 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol thanks you shouldnt eat steak its bad for yu  love pretty
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#393273 - 01/22/09 10:35 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
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Loc: Northeast US
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Pretty, I appreciate your concern. But, real men eat steak.
You know...the food chain and all..
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#393275 - 01/23/09 06:45 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Hey Pretty congrats ! I can't help but clown around. If you squeeze those drainage thingys do your boobs pump up larger ? I've had 10 surgeries in the last few years mostly on a leg so I can sympathize. Speedy recovery dear and I can't wait to see the uplifted and uplifting finished products.
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#393276 - 01/23/09 08:38 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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me neither! thankyou theyre really high! theyre like up to my shoulders! therye all bandaged up like that till monday then i get to see what is underneath i heard theyll look like theyre reversed at first, with the bulge ontop and the slope on the bottom so they might look fucked up but i might be brave enough to show a pic maybe if ive taken enough percocet lol Quote:
Hey Pretty congrats ! I can't help but clown around. If you squeeze those drainage thingys do your boobs pump up larger ? I've had 10 surgeries in the last few years mostly on a leg so I can sympathize. Speedy recovery dear and I can't wait to see the uplifted and uplifting finished products.
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#393279 - 01/23/09 12:18 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/23/06
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good job whore, now suck for money.
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#393280 - 01/23/09 12:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/09/03
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Got milk? Heh.
Sorry, I could not help myself.
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#393283 - 01/23/09 01:31 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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itd be kinda hard to have anchor scars sisnce i iddnt get anchor incisions silly and scar revision means he lasers them off
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#393290 - 01/24/09 08:23 PM
Re: i got boobs :)
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Human Garbage
Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
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I don't think you needed them. But congratulations if it makes you happy!
Only a man would be thinking if she needed them or not.
How about REDUCING your man-tits??
I don't think any woman needs to do any surgery because many times it's done to make a man happy or done so Hollywood and society can accept us more.
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#393291 - 01/24/09 08:51 PM
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#393292 - 01/24/09 09:00 PM
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#393293 - 01/24/09 11:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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While fake titties and plastic surgery are not my cup of tea, I'm pretty okay with people doing stuff with their bodies if they feel better. However, this pic from backdoorman's link pissed me off:
What is so terrible with that first pair of tits? And what is so great about the after pic?
Edited by tattypatty (01/24/09 11:40 PM)
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#393294 - 01/25/09 12:12 AM
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#393295 - 01/25/09 12:08 PM
Re: i got boobs :)
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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shut up dara 'i like making men happy dont judge if it makes me happy, it makes me happy and tatty, no they wont look like that they laser off the scars at sixweeks and mine wont be remotely that large Quote:
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I don't think you needed them. But congratulations if it makes you happy!
Only a man would be thinking if she needed them or not.
How about REDUCING your man-tits??
I don't think any woman needs to do any surgery because many times it's done to make a man happy or done so Hollywood and society can accept us more.
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#393297 - 01/25/09 06:34 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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really? i like the afters
look at that cleavage!
i want!
oh god i hope mine come out that close together!
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#393299 - 01/26/09 11:18 AM
Re: i got boobs :)
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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ok got the bandages off im posting a pic but beware- its before washing off the marker or the steristrips came off so here ya go, an hour after the bandages came off
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#393300 - 01/26/09 11:23 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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ops heres pic
Attachments
381614-Photo 714.jpg (274 downloads)
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#393301 - 01/26/09 11:26 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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ok so yeah theyre gross lol
but theyll clean up good
and look at howthey look when im bent over!
thats gonna be awesome! no moe flapjack titties!yaya!
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#393302 - 01/26/09 02:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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They're not gross. They look nice.
Looking forward to new pics in a few weeks!
Good for you, pretty!
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#393304 - 01/26/09 03:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
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(  ) and in about a week: 
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#393309 - 01/26/09 07:27 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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yeah theyre way up there! im so happy
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#393310 - 01/26/09 07:38 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/08
Posts: 373
Loc: Wherever I May Roam
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I gotta say...I'm a believer now! From first hand experience, I can tell you that the titties are the SHIT! They look fantastic NOW, just wait 'til they're all healed up. Prettier by the day... -Keep It Dirty  ...oh, and that you had them paid for by a crustomer... 
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#393311 - 01/26/09 08:45 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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You gotta love this shit. Pretty gets a customer to pay for her new tits and her trucker boyfriend gets to sample them.
Pretty, how did the conversation go with your donor? How did you approach him? How did you ask him for the money? How did he pay you? Please be as descriptive as you can- this thread is all about you.
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#393312 - 01/26/09 09:20 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Pretty, what size are they now?
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#393313 - 01/26/09 09:49 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol ok bornyo:i tried to go out to denver to dance a few nights a week cause money sucks right now but none of the good places would hire me, cause of my boobs i got really sad he is a very good, probably the best, customer ive ever had thats for sure he cant get boners at all  its very sad but he keeps trying he buys ALOT of dances and tips alot and he saw me at the vu next time i was there and asked how that had gone and i told him and he said well daddy has plastic lol and we met for lunch and then to the doctor about a month later and i know noone will believe it but that was it he just bought them for me hes always sent me money, but each time he sent me some for boobies i spent it on something else first, so he just bought them i think hes dying or something he spends ALOT of money and is very nice i dont think hes a millionaire or anything hes like a hunting guide from four corners hes old hes like sixty two gia: theyre still 34 C's right now i dont know if theyre gonna shrink i think i dont care if get implants the way therye shaped i dont care at all theyre really pretty ive never seen myself like this before im soooooooo happy
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#393315 - 01/26/09 09:56 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
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If you're this happy, Pretty, don't get implants. I think your md did a great job. It really makes your entire body look more toned and they're proportionate. Personally, I'd like to see some implants in you, but don't. The thing with plastic surgery is that if you are completely piss your pants happy with your results, getting a re-do or an enhancement just to improve that 0.001% of the result you're not happy with, only results in fucking with perfection. That's what happened on my second nose job. All because if you looked close enough very very hard reeeeally thinking about it, it was slightly uneven. I should've stayed with the first one.
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#393316 - 01/27/09 04:31 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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gia,i dont think im gonna
i think id rather keep em like this bt just drop more weight and theyll look big when i get really trim
i mena, they LOOK fake lol
theyre rad
to dara: the were 38DDD's when i was fat
they were 34 C;s after i lost weight and theyr fittingin a 34 c sorts bra right now but i dont know how theyre gonna be sized wen theyre done healing
love, pretty
quote]If you're this happy, Pretty, don't get implants. I think your md did a great job. It really makes your entire body look more toned and they're proportionate. Personally, I'd like to see some implants in you, but don't. The thing with plastic surgery is that if you are completely piss your pants happy with your results, getting a re-do or an enhancement just to improve that 0.001% of the result you're not happy with, only results in fucking with perfection. That's what happened on my second nose job. All because if you looked close enough very very hard reeeeally thinking about it, it was slightly uneven. I should've stayed with the first one.
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#393317 - 01/27/09 05:46 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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oooooooooh i want a nose job too but it hink hes getting me teeth next or a tummy tuck im not sure which?
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#393319 - 01/27/09 08:49 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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heres hoping i go to acting class every week love, pretty
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#393320 - 01/27/09 10:20 AM
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or a tummy tuck im not sure which?
I'd avoid that if at all possible. Every one I've seen looks ok in clothes but never heals well enough for a peeler. Strippers oughtn't have frakenbellies.
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#393321 - 01/27/09 12:18 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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lol frankenbelly
the scars are pretty gnarly from what vie seen
hes really good with this scar revision stuff though
but i dont see any pics of those on his tummy tuck patients' before an after
maybe those big scars cant get lasered off?
i dunno
itd be nice to be rid of the big tummy tattoo though...
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#393322 - 01/27/09 03:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
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Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Just say "hell no" ! Where's the button ?
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#393323 - 01/27/09 03:30 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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ack!
ok sufficiently freaked out lol
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#393325 - 01/27/09 03:45 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
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the anasthethic was twilight? they said? they gave me valium and some stuff in my arm it seemd like i was ABOUT to fall asleep the whole time but i felt nothing it felt like a dream kinda it hurts like hell when i get cold it feels like my tits are trting to crawl away from me lol other tha n that its not so bad Quote:
Congrats, Pretty. Ugh goddamnit now I want new boobies. First order of business of course is my schnoz but the boobs need work too. I wonder what hurts more.
Pretty, How was the anesthesia(sp?)... Waking up was it hard?, Did it make you naseous? I tend to get nausea and slight hypothermia when I wake up from it ... Things that make me sleepy scare me.
Anyone else notice her spelling also got better?  That's awesome.
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#393326 - 01/27/09 04:49 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
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the pain pills made me nauseous
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#393327 - 01/27/09 05:12 PM
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Pretty, you look fan-fucking-tastic! Well done!
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#393329 - 02/03/09 04:32 PM
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Update Pretty...
How's it going , you still got the swoll on or have they found their happy place?.
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#393330 - 02/03/09 04:56 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
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no theyre likereally high they look and feel fake i went ot a friends stripper superbowl party and let a buncha friends feel them gingerly lol i like them alot the scars are still under steri strips andi have to let those fall off i think doc said it takes like two three weeks? im just bored and resting and staying home alot which is boring love, pretty
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#393331 - 02/03/09 04:59 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
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oh and dirty came back so thats always good too
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#393333 - 02/04/09 10:17 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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why are you using the internet and not sucking dick?
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#393334 - 02/04/09 10:58 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
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cause im on bedrest silly lol ill be sucking some soon
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#393335 - 02/04/09 12:02 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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no excuse, suck dick and stop pretending you know how to do other things.
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#393336 - 02/04/09 12:43 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
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lol ok
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#393337 - 02/04/09 05:08 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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She was blowin' me the day after her surgery. How's THAT for hardcore? -Keep It Dirty
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#393338 - 02/04/09 05:57 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Hardcore woulda been had she used your cock as an endotracheal tube during surgery.
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#393341 - 02/04/09 11:49 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Detroit was always my kinda town...dirty. I kinda like it out there. Fred's Diner in Commerce Twp. has the BEST sliders I've ever had, bar none, and I'm a trucker, so you can only imagine how many sliders went down my gullet before I went vegan. Go Redwings. -Keep It Dirty 
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#393344 - 02/05/09 03:20 AM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 12/25/08
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cause im on bedrest silly lol
ill be sucking some soon
So how much pain does breast implant surgery cause?
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#393346 - 02/05/09 12:23 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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vegan is so gay-hipster
Maybe, but I got the heartsy love smiley vibe from Gia up there, and you did not. Enjoy your steak.
-Keep It Dirty, malnourished, depressed, unhealthy, hormonally mutated, scared, and caged in fear until we send it down the line, butcher it, package it, throw it in the back of my rig, ship it, and then serve it with a side of horseradish and a sprig of parsley! 
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#393348 - 02/05/09 06:03 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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As I recall, I was actually the first person on this board to call me a fanboi. This is old hat my friend. Also, an ass that looks like Gia's? You lie profusely if you say you wouldn't bury your face in that. I just call 'em how I see 'em yo. -Keep It Dirty
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#393349 - 02/05/09 06:18 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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-Keep It Dirty, malnourished, depressed, unhealthy, hormonally mutated, scared, and caged in fear until we send it down the line, butcher it, package it, throw it in the back of my rig, ship it, and then serve it with a side of horseradish and a sprig of parsley!
Somebody cue the fuckin' violins for me please and thanks.
You heard the man, HiT it! 
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#393350 - 02/06/09 05:54 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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it hurts alot, kiwi but im also not taking the pain meds, so that could be it too and they itch Quote:
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cause im on bedrest silly lol
ill be sucking some soon
So how much pain does breast implant surgery cause?
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#393351 - 02/06/09 05:58 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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Isn't it about time for new photos?
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#393352 - 02/11/09 05:44 PM
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Yeah, how's the tits, toots? Can you do this yet? -Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#393353 - 02/11/09 05:47 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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theyre good all the steri strips fell off now i still have stitches though i have to go get rubbing alcohol to get the bandaid gunk off then im gonna post a new pic of them
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#393354 - 02/11/09 05:51 PM
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Porn Jesus
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theyre good
all the steri strips fell off now
i still have stitches though
i have to go get rubbing alcohol to get the bandaid gunk off then im gonna post a new pic of them
Buy me some alcohol, I'll show you my tits. You miss work?
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#393355 - 02/11/09 06:35 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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alot i just started going back to the gym three days ago i have to do twicethe cardio causei gained four pounds on bedrest meh
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#393356 - 02/11/09 11:53 PM
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#393357 - 02/12/09 01:06 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 03/14/06
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i gained four pounds on bedrest
Are you sure that's not just the weight of the new boobies?
If it is, that would be the first time in history that a breast reduction / lift increased someone's weight.
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#393360 - 02/15/09 01:56 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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lol thanks theyre kinda fucked up fom the realy tight sports bra- thats all those icky lines ill run around braless for awhile and take line free ones in a bit i just realized bornyo had asked for new pics a few days ago and wanted to get something up there lol
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#393361 - 02/15/09 08:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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i just realized bornyo had asked for new pics a few days ago
I hope this works out to your satisfaction, Pretty.
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#393362 - 02/15/09 08:45 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
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i do too i gotta wait till all the scabbs are gone for scar revision theyll look alot better after they laser the incisions off
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#393364 - 02/15/09 10:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Pretty, please aply maderma and take zinc to speed up the healing. I know your md has laser scar revision, but that laser treatment doesn't always remove the scars completely. Also, I know you had your heart set on big fakies, but at least this way, you won't have to replace the fakies every 10 or 15 years. You're saving money in the long run. But please...Maderma and zinc.
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#393365 - 02/16/09 01:05 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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i am ive gone through two tubes of the creme mederma and im taking the zinc everyday promise
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#393366 - 02/16/09 01:16 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Good. And don't tan. Also, keep the scabs from getting wet. Scabs coming off too early scar. Sorry to be so gross, but it's for the best.
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#393367 - 02/16/09 01:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Please keep the bra on as long as you can. Let's not forget why you got the surgery... Also Bio Oil works great on scars I am using it on my old piercing scars, I have some pretty bad damage on my nose, brow and bridge. I have been using it for only a month non consecutively and I already see some improvent. Zinc too, so when you get to L.A., you can take some Iron. 
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#393368 - 02/16/09 01:32 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Sounds like Bio Oil works better than Maderma.
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#393369 - 02/16/09 02:44 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
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Looks like The Miracle Ear really is a miracle...
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#393370 - 02/16/09 05:16 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
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nonono dont be sorry, see i didnt know that i was thinkng i might try and get rid of the scabs sooner with soaking or something thankyou gia Quote:
Good. And don't tan. Also, keep the scabs from getting wet. Scabs coming off too early scar. Sorry to be so gross, but it's for the best.
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#393371 - 02/16/09 05:19 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
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Posts: 1991
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thankyou elcetrostatic where do i get the bio oil? and yes im keeping the bra on lol its this really tight surgical garment it kills but i keep it on im only allowed to take it off to go to bed Quote:
Please keep the bra on as long as you can. Let's not forget why you got the surgery... Also Bio Oil works great on scars I am using it on my old piercing scars, I have some pretty bad damage on my nose, brow and bridge. I have been using it for only a month non consecutively and I already see some improvent. Zinc too, so when you get to L.A., you can take some Iron.
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#393372 - 02/16/09 05:43 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Where all the rich folks get their shit, Target. Where else?... LoL. It's like 11 bucks or maybe more for 1oz. And I think most drugstores carry it. CVS does, if you have those there, but usually the product is not in-stock. Wal-Mart from what I hear carries the same stuff as Target. I been there once at 3 a.m when I desperately needed a lighter. I won't be going back, so you probably should stick with Targe´t.
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#393373 - 02/16/09 12:23 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
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awesome thanks girlie im gonna go hunt for it at walgreens, around four in the morning in stripper heels and a mini skirt lol wallgreens LOVES that
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#393374 - 02/16/09 05:52 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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I suddenly remembered! I have to fill a scrip for !@#%$#^ over at Walgreens myself...at 4 in the morning. Thanks for reminding me Pretty. See you there! -Keep It Flirty
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#393375 - 02/16/09 07:47 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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fine
but i am not blowing you in the diaper aisle again
that was a very hefty ticket, you asshole
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#393378 - 02/19/09 05:29 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
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it works way better than the medrrma thankyou so much for telling me about it that stuff rocks the incisions look alot better and ive nly beeen using it for three days
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#393380 - 03/07/09 02:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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It's about time for some more pics.
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#393381 - 03/07/09 10:09 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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WORD! -Keep It Dirty
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#393383 - 03/09/09 10:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Have any pics where you're not grabbing your boob? Now that you've got new tits, please pretty much refrain from touching them in pics. I find girls overuse the their hands as props for the breasts. Once in a while is fine, but just let the puppies breathe free so the audience can appreciate their shape and how the make the body look. And no clenching them together between your arms with hands together. All that does is make the arms look fat. Also, when the photog is shooting from underneath, no need to raise your chin, Pretty.
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#393387 - 03/10/09 06:34 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
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lol yes its this stuff called kama sutra powder? it smells and tastes good its like made out of honey dust but i just call it the dirty whore powder lol
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#393388 - 03/10/09 08:06 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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"Dirty whore powder"? Lol.
My wife really likes that stuff. I, on the other hand, am not a big fan.
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#393389 - 03/10/09 08:16 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Funny, I just call it Dirty's Whore's Powder. Crazy. -Keep It Dirty FUCK that powder tastes good!
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#393390 - 03/10/09 08:26 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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Your surgeon did a really good job, pretty. Very neat & clean incisions. I'm sure he/she told you the bunching at the bottom is normal for a vertical/LeJour lift and will resolve over the next few months. Gotta take issue with Gia's comment though unless I'm having an ADHD moment. Moisture is the key to less scarring. You want to keep applying bacitracin until the scabs fall off and immediately apply these: http://www.contourmd.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=37VM-2&Click=3591&site=google_baseAnd there is no laser that removes scars completely, though Fraxel is probably your best bet. You can also ask about off-label topiramate. PM me if you want more info.
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#393391 - 03/11/09 03:55 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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thankyou
yes i got the oleeva thingys and the puckers are almost gone
i think he said hes gonna do some cold laser? i cant remember the name
heres a phtobooth pic of them
Edited by pretty (03/11/09 03:56 AM)
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#393392 - 03/11/09 07:46 AM
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Chronic Masturbator
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lol shonuff i love it i call it that cause the girls at work are like "why do you wear stuffthat tastes good?" lol so i go "cause im a dirty whore" it smells really good, doesnt rub off on the guys (alot of gus cant go home smelling all body sprayish) and when you get hot or start sweating, you start smelling more like honeysuckle and it lasts better than any pefume or body spray but "im a dirty whore" just sounds better lol Quote:
"Dirty whore powder"? Lol.
My wife really likes that stuff. I, on the other hand, am not a big fan.
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#393395 - 04/06/09 06:24 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Yeah Pretty, if you don't I will. -Keep It Dirty
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#393396 - 04/13/09 05:21 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
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I need this stimulus package ready for viewing as soon as possible.
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#393397 - 04/13/09 06:10 PM
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