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#393348 - 02/05/09 06:03 PM Re: i got boobs :)
Dirty Deadz Offline
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As I recall, I was actually the first person on this board to call me a fanboi. This is old hat my friend. Also, an ass that looks like Gia's? You lie profusely if you say you wouldn't bury your face in that. I just call 'em how I see 'em yo.

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#393349 - 02/05/09 06:18 PM Re: i got boobs :)
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-Keep It Dirty, malnourished, depressed, unhealthy, hormonally mutated, scared, and caged in fear until we send it down the line, butcher it, package it, throw it in the back of my rig, ship it, and then serve it with a side of horseradish and a sprig of parsley!

Somebody cue the fuckin' violins for me please and thanks.


You heard the man, HiT it!
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#393350 - 02/06/09 05:54 AM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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it hurts alot, kiwi
but im also not taking the pain meds, so that could be it too
and they itch


Quote:

Quote:

cause im on bedrest silly lol
ill be sucking some soon




So how much pain does breast implant surgery cause?



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#393351 - 02/06/09 05:58 AM Re: i got boobs :)
Bornyo Offline
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Isn't it about time for new photos?

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#393352 - 02/11/09 05:44 PM Re: i got boobs :)
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Yeah, how's the tits, toots?

Can you do this yet?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#393353 - 02/11/09 05:47 PM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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theyre good
all the steri strips fell off now
i still have stitches though
i have to go get rubbing alcohol to get the bandaid gunk off then im gonna post a new pic of them

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#393354 - 02/11/09 05:51 PM Re: i got boobs :)
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Quote:

theyre good
all the steri strips fell off now
i still have stitches though
i have to go get rubbing alcohol to get the bandaid gunk off then im gonna post a new pic of them






Buy me some alcohol, I'll show you my tits. You miss work?

-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#393355 - 02/11/09 06:35 PM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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alot

i just started going back to the gym three days ago
i have to do twicethe cardio causei gained four pounds on bedrest
meh
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#393356 - 02/11/09 11:53 PM Re: i got boobs :)
steveb Offline
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Quote:

alot

i just started going back to the gym three days ago
i have to do twicethe cardio causei gained four pounds on bedrest
meh




Are you sure that's not just the weight of the new boobies?
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#393357 - 02/12/09 01:06 AM Re: i got boobs :)
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Quote:

Quote:

i gained four pounds on bedrest




Are you sure that's not just the weight of the new boobies?




If it is, that would be the first time in history that a breast reduction / lift increased someone's weight.


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#393358 - 02/15/09 01:29 PM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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ok heres new franken tits pics guys


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#393359 - 02/15/09 01:49 PM Re: i got boobs :)
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I like! And I like the Killer Pussy t-shirt, too.



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#393360 - 02/15/09 01:56 PM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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lol thanks
theyre kinda fucked up fom the realy tight sports bra- thats all those icky lines
ill run around braless for awhile and take line free ones in a bit
i just realized bornyo had asked for new pics a few days ago and wanted to get something up there lol
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#393361 - 02/15/09 08:07 PM Re: i got boobs :)
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i just realized bornyo had asked for new pics a few days ago




I hope this works out to your satisfaction, Pretty.

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#393362 - 02/15/09 08:45 PM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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i do too
i gotta wait till all the scabbs are gone for scar revision
theyll look alot better after they laser the incisions off
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#393363 - 02/15/09 08:54 PM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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lol i never saw this
funniest thing ever


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#393364 - 02/15/09 10:50 PM Re: i got boobs :)
gia jordan Offline
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Pretty, please aply maderma and take zinc to speed up the healing. I know your md has laser scar revision, but that laser treatment doesn't always remove the scars completely. Also, I know you had your heart set on big fakies, but at least this way, you won't have to replace the fakies every 10 or 15 years. You're saving money in the long run. But please...Maderma and zinc.
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#393365 - 02/16/09 01:05 AM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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i am
ive gone through two tubes of the creme mederma and im taking the zinc everyday promise
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#393366 - 02/16/09 01:16 AM Re: i got boobs :)
gia jordan Offline
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Good. And don't tan. Also, keep the scabs from getting wet. Scabs coming off too early scar. Sorry to be so gross, but it's for the best.
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#393367 - 02/16/09 01:29 AM Re: i got boobs :)
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Please keep the bra on as long as you can. Let's not forget why you got the surgery... Also Bio Oil works great on scars I am using it on my old piercing scars, I have some pretty bad damage on my nose, brow and bridge. I have been using it for only a month non consecutively and I already see some improvent. Zinc too, so when you get to L.A., you can take some Iron.
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#393368 - 02/16/09 01:32 AM Re: i got boobs :)
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Sounds like Bio Oil works better than Maderma.
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#393369 - 02/16/09 02:44 AM Re: i got boobs :)
electrostatic Offline
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Looks like The Miracle Ear really is a miracle...
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#393370 - 02/16/09 05:16 AM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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nonono dont be sorry, see i didnt know that
i was thinkng i might try and get rid of the scabs sooner with soaking or something
thankyou gia

Quote:

Good. And don't tan. Also, keep the scabs from getting wet. Scabs coming off too early scar. Sorry to be so gross, but it's for the best.


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#393371 - 02/16/09 05:19 AM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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thankyou elcetrostatic where do i get the bio oil?
and yes im keeping the bra on lol
its this really tight surgical garment it kills but i keep it on
im only allowed to take it off to go to bed

Quote:

Please keep the bra on as long as you can. Let's not forget why you got the surgery... Also Bio Oil works great on scars I am using it on my old piercing scars, I have some pretty bad damage on my nose, brow and bridge. I have been using it for only a month non consecutively and I already see some improvent. Zinc too, so when you get to L.A., you can take some Iron.


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#393372 - 02/16/09 05:43 AM Re: i got boobs :)
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Where all the rich folks get their shit, Target. Where else?... LoL. It's like 11 bucks or maybe more for 1oz. And I think most drugstores carry it. CVS does, if you have those there, but usually the product is not in-stock. Wal-Mart from what I hear carries the same stuff as Target. I been there once at 3 a.m when I desperately needed a lighter. I won't be going back, so you probably should stick with Targe´t.
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#393373 - 02/16/09 12:23 PM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
awesome thanks girlie
im gonna go hunt for it at walgreens, around four in the morning in stripper heels and a mini skirt lol
wallgreens LOVES that
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#393374 - 02/16/09 05:52 PM Re: i got boobs :)
Dirty Deadz Offline
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I suddenly remembered! I have to fill a scrip for !@#%$#^ over at Walgreens myself...at 4 in the morning. Thanks for reminding me Pretty. See you there!

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#393375 - 02/16/09 07:47 PM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
fine
but i am not blowing you in the diaper aisle again
that was a very hefty ticket, you asshole
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#393376 - 02/18/09 10:19 PM Re: i got boobs :)
Fenris Offline
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Quote:

fine
but i am not blowing you in the diaper aisle again
that was a very hefty ticket, you asshole




Sigworthy!
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#393377 - 02/19/09 03:31 AM Re: i got boobs :)
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

Sounds like Bio Oil works better than Maderma.


it does didn't she tell you. Not only pornies know what's up... Bio-Oil. Whore tested. Porn whore approved. Btw, I hear it works for wrinkles too. My kid's grandma uses it....
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#393378 - 02/19/09 05:29 AM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
it works way better than the medrrma thankyou so much for telling me about it

that stuff rocks the incisions look alot better and ive nly beeen using it for three days
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#393379 - 02/19/09 07:19 AM Re: i got boobs :)
electrostatic Offline
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Quote:

it works way better than the medrrma thankyou so much for telling me about it that stuff rocks the incisions look alot better and ive nly beeen using it for three days


I actually found more uses for it, In this weather my hair is so dry and hair are so dry, I ran out of anti frizz and was in a hurry, I get super staticky if I dont use it, zap!... so I used it as hair serum, kinda, not too much just the left overs on my hand and smeared on and right away my hair was not frizzy and had a healthy shine. Weird I know but I used it under makeup too. It gives it a softer, smoother look. Dont know if this is Ok, but I guess we'll find out. Gross, huh?
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#393380 - 03/07/09 02:08 PM Re: i got boobs :)
Bornyo Offline
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It's about time for some more pics.

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#393381 - 03/07/09 10:09 PM Re: i got boobs :)
Dirty Deadz Offline
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WORD!

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#393382 - 03/09/09 09:54 PM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
ok heres a new one from right after slipknot in denver


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#393383 - 03/09/09 10:33 PM Re: i got boobs :)
gia jordan Offline
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Have any pics where you're not grabbing your boob? Now that you've got new tits, please pretty much refrain from touching them in pics. I find girls overuse the their hands as props for the breasts. Once in a while is fine, but just let the puppies breathe free so the audience can appreciate their shape and how the make the body look. And no clenching them together between your arms with hands together. All that does is make the arms look fat. Also, when the photog is shooting from underneath, no need to raise your chin, Pretty.
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#393384 - 03/10/09 06:34 AM Re: i got boobs :)
Dirty Deadz Offline
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C'mon now Pretty, you can do better than this...VERY good shot though.




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#393385 - 03/10/09 07:08 AM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
thanks gia
ok ill post a candid in a bit when im not in PJ's still

Quote:

Have any pics where you're not grabbing your boob? Now that you've got new tits, please pretty much refrain from touching them in pics. I find girls overuse the their hands as props for the breasts. Once in a while is fine, but just let the puppies breathe free so the audience can appreciate their shape and how the make the body look. And no clenching them together between your arms with hands together. All that does is make the arms look fat. Also, when the photog is shooting from underneath, no need to raise your chin, Pretty.


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#393386 - 03/10/09 06:06 PM Re: i got boobs :)
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Did u drop something on the floor???
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#393387 - 03/10/09 06:34 PM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
lol yes
its this stuff called kama sutra powder? it smells and tastes good its like made out of honey dust
but i just call it the dirty whore powder lol
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#393388 - 03/10/09 08:06 PM Re: i got boobs :)
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"Dirty whore powder"? Lol.

My wife really likes that stuff. I, on the other hand, am not a big fan.
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#393389 - 03/10/09 08:16 PM Re: i got boobs :)
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Funny, I just call it Dirty's Whore's Powder. Crazy.

-Keep It Dirty

FUCK that powder tastes good!
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#393390 - 03/10/09 08:26 PM Re: i got boobs :)
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Your surgeon did a really good job, pretty. Very neat & clean incisions. I'm sure he/she told you the bunching at the bottom is normal for a vertical/LeJour lift and will resolve over the next few months.

Gotta take issue with Gia's comment though unless I'm having an ADHD moment. Moisture is the key to less scarring. You want to keep applying bacitracin until the scabs fall off and immediately apply these:

http://www.contourmd.com/ProductDetails.asp?ProductCode=37VM-2&Click=3591&site=google_base

And there is no laser that removes scars completely, though Fraxel is probably your best bet.

You can also ask about off-label topiramate. PM me if you want more info.

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#393391 - 03/11/09 03:55 AM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
thankyou
yes i got the oleeva thingys and the puckers are almost gone
i think he said hes gonna do some cold laser? i cant remember the name
heres a phtobooth pic of them


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Edited by pretty (03/11/09 03:56 AM)
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#393392 - 03/11/09 07:46 AM Re: i got boobs :)
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
lol shonuff
i love it
i call it that cause the girls at work are like "why do you wear stuffthat tastes good?" lol
so i go "cause im a dirty whore"
it smells really good, doesnt rub off on the guys (alot of gus cant go home smelling all body sprayish) and when you get hot or start sweating, you start smelling more like honeysuckle and it lasts better than any pefume or body spray

but "im a dirty whore" just sounds better lol

Quote:

"Dirty whore powder"? Lol.

My wife really likes that stuff. I, on the other hand, am not a big fan.


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#393393 - 03/11/09 12:13 PM Re: i got boobs :)
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Here, let me post that for you Pretty. I'm gonna have to show you how to do this one of these days...maybe.

-Keep It Dirty



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#393394 - 04/06/09 09:28 AM Re: i got boobs :)
Wankus was my Daddy Offline
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Pretty, how about a pictorial update?
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#393395 - 04/06/09 06:24 PM Re: i got boobs :)
Dirty Deadz Offline
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Registered: 04/12/08
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Yeah Pretty, if you don't I will.

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#393396 - 04/13/09 05:21 PM Re: i got boobs :)
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I need this stimulus package ready for viewing as soon as possible.
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#393397 - 04/13/09 06:10 PM Re: i got boobs :)
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