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#393147 - 01/22/09 11:15 AM Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Lance Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 55
Loc: La Ciudad de Los Angeles
There are a few things that I'd like to not see or hear about any more.

1. Nose-pinching blow jobs. It's just asinine. Look at the big STD-infested porno mope pretend he's gonna deprive that whore of oxygen. None of you mopes are that thuggish, 100% wimps.

2. "Not [insert 70's sitcom name] XXX" Porno used to come up with fun spoof titles, this just reeks of zero creativity.

3. Beladonna. Just gets uglier ever every year. Stretch marks from here to Zimbabwe.

4. Extended closeups. I know you stupid porno makers thinks it's cool to give us gynecology lessons for five minutes on end, but please stop. We watch porn--we're plenty familiar with the female anatomy from doing so.

5. High-definition porn. Look, most of the whores in porno are there because they can't make it as standard models. It only looks worse when you morons shoot it in high def. Plus it costs more, and lets be honest, half of you porno people will flush out of the business by next year anyway, so save your cash.

Others?

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#393148 - 01/22/09 11:31 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Anonymous
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Lance baby....porn stopped being creative a LONG time ago....don’t see anyone going to have something innovative anytime soon.

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#393149 - 01/22/09 03:46 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
El Chivato Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/30/08
Posts: 207
Loc: 15 min from everywhere
I agree, and would add that they stop with ANY up close shots of guys faces. If you're gonna have the talent do a script, that's fine, but once the action starts, I don't ever need to see the dude's face again! That's why POV, and the Interactive series are the best ideas in porn.
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#393150 - 01/22/09 03:59 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
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Loc: fortified
Quote:

Lance baby....porn stopped being creative a LONG time ago....don’t see anyone going to have something innovative anytime soon.





Porn stopped being relative about the time Lance did, yes?.
You've been benched, Ito. Marcia Marcia Marcia.





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#393151 - 01/22/09 04:44 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
Posts: 1272
Loc: In a cesspool of phonies and d...
Quote:

There are a few things that I'd like to not see or hear about any more.

1. Nose-pinching blow jobs. It's just asinine. Look at the big STD-infested porno mope pretend he's gonna deprive that whore of oxygen. None of you mopes are that thuggish, 100% wimps.

2. "Not [insert 70's sitcom name] XXX" Porno used to come up with fun spoof titles, this just reeks of zero creativity.

3. Beladonna. Just gets uglier ever every year. Stretch marks from here to Zimbabwe.

4. Extended closeups. I know you stupid porno makers thinks it's cool to give us gynecology lessons for five minutes on end, but please stop. We watch porn--we're plenty familiar with the female anatomy from doing so.

5. High-definition porn. Look, most of the whores in porno are there because they can't make it as standard models. It only looks worse when you morons shoot it in high def. Plus it costs more, and lets be honest, half of you porno people will flush out of the business by next year anyway, so save your cash.

Others?




6. Opinions.
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#393152 - 01/22/09 07:15 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

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I havent seen a porno in blue ray/high def or whatever it is that they're using now, but I dont think Belladonna has a lot of stretch marks the way you're saying it. She did have a kid and has NO stretch marks on her belly, her tits are pretty perfect, her legs are tight, her ass is work of art and I like her face, although I know lots on this board think she's hella ugly. I tend to disagree with all that about her.

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#393153 - 01/22/09 07:22 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
LouCypher Offline
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Loc: fortified
She's a fuckpig Gypsy. Pure and simple. But then you have to ask yourself, If Jeff had her instead of Ashley Blue(same same on the scale of pig, yes) where would he be?.
You answer that cause I already know what you have to say.
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#393154 - 01/22/09 07:25 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

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Quote:

She's a fuckpig Gypsy. Pure and simple. But then you have to ask yourself, If Jeff had her instead of Ashley Blue(same same on the scale of pig, yes) where would he be?.
You answer that cause I already know what you have to say.


Yeah I know she is a fucking pig, one of the biggest pigs out there, you're right, that's a part that attracts me....but there's alot of other PW's just as big a pig as she is. Yes Ashley is a pig also. I've always liked her, I can't help it.
And what would be the answer you'd expect me to say? Curious!

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#393155 - 01/22/09 07:30 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
My moneys on Dave wasshisface.. He really seems to be bringing it. heh
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#393156 - 01/22/09 08:28 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
7. Audrey Hollander's stretched out asshole, and I don't mean her husband. What is left for her to shove in there? Maybe she could hold a bologna in it a deli scene and slice up a sandwich worth.

8. Chicks in ass eating videos that don't touch tongue to pucker. Do they think the only place in an ass crack that shit touches is the hole?

9. The government. As long as everyone is of age and there are no trips to the ER, STAY OUT OF MY PORN UNCLE SAM!! If some broad is willing to take a donkey punch after being choked, slapped, spit on, pissed on, fisted, whatever for rent and meth money, so be it. Let the market decide what is over the line.
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#393157 - 01/22/09 08:31 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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NOOOO I like Audrey, she's a filthy pig and her ass can take on anything.

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#393158 - 01/22/09 08:33 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
10. Steroids. No wonder some guys have wood problems. Listen up guys, a lean hard body is hotter than some huge muscle ham hock leg and easier to shoot around any day.
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#393159 - 01/22/09 08:38 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
jeff jordan Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 05/22/08
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Quote:

Yeah I know she is a fucking pig, one of the biggest pigs out there, you're right, that's a part that attracts me...




Yes.. Belladonna and Ashley Blue.

..and almost everything Mistah Leary mentioned. Love Audrey, but the husband line was good.


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#393160 - 01/22/09 09:15 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
"Naughty" office, "Naughty" classroon, "Naughty" methadone clinic etc...

How fucking dull and repetitive are these stupid vids? Just get to fucking and sucking and drop the weak fuckin' story-telling already.
And could you fucking find some new talent to shove into your shit as well, please?
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#393161 - 01/23/09 07:42 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
11. "Droppin' fuckin' loads"
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#393162 - 01/23/09 07:51 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
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10. Steroids. No wonder some guys have wood problems. Listen up guys, a lean hard body is hotter than some huge muscle ham hock leg and easier to shoot around any day.




I was going to put that on my list, but figured I'd hold my rant to 3. I remember one scene where Taylor Rian was trying to finish some juiced up mook, and she rolled her eyes when a tiny amount of spooge dribbled out of his cock. Steroids: Muscle you up, make your cock bigger, but shrivel your nuts and give you bitch tits when you stop.

Where are all the brain tumors and liver disease that were associated with the gas in the 80's and 90's?
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#393163 - 01/23/09 08:45 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
lol naughty methadone clinic tatty
hahaha
kinda gives new meaning to the term spitback doesnt it?

Quote:

"Naughty" office, "Naughty" classroon, "Naughty" methadone clinic etc...

How fucking dull and repetitive are these stupid vids? Just get to fucking and sucking and drop the weak fuckin' story-telling already.
And could you fucking find some new talent to shove into your shit as well, please?


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#393164 - 01/23/09 10:31 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
XPT RIP Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
luscious lopez. sorry, honey.

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#393165 - 01/23/09 10:43 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
12. The Bang Bus. No one even remotely believes the schtick anymore.

13. The MILF Hunter. See #12...and quit talking to the cameraman.

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#393166 - 01/23/09 11:00 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Sorry to derail:
Quote:


Where are all the brain tumors and liver disease that were associated with the gas in the 80's and 90's?




You won't find them. Because it's all fear-mongering and bullshit. Watch Bigger Stronger Faster . Mark J recommended it...
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#393167 - 01/23/09 11:04 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Quote:



Where are all the brain tumors and liver disease that were associated with the gas in the 80's and 90's?




who knows but i guarantee you there is a whore somewhere exploiting on this shit.

P.S. Where Genny P these days?

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#393168 - 01/23/09 11:20 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Hyde Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
"Squirting". Gimme a fuckin' break already.
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#393169 - 01/23/09 11:21 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Dear shooters, I'm begging you...




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Edited by tattypatty (01/23/09 11:22 AM)
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#393170 - 01/23/09 11:35 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Quote:

Sorry to derail:
Quote:


Where are all the brain tumors and liver disease that were associated with the gas in the 80's and 90's?




You won't find them. Because it's all fear-mongering and bullshit. Watch Bigger Stronger Faster . Mark J recommended it...




Lyle Alzado was a brain tumor from all the gas he took trying to make it back to the NFL I thought. Giambi, pituitary tumor from the juice. Former wrestler Superstar Billy Graham had people on the net basically begging for someone to donate part of their liver because his was shot from steroids, although I'm sure painkillers had a bit to do with it. It could all be bullshit, but I'll still dream of a crying Barry Bonds one day pleading for a liver donation while trying to stiff baby mommas out of his millions.
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#393171 - 01/23/09 01:15 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:


Lyle Alzado was a brain tumor from all the gas he took trying to make it back to the NFL I thought. Giambi, pituitary tumor from the juice. Former wrestler Superstar Billy Graham had people on the net basically begging for someone to donate part of their liver because his was shot from steroids, although I'm sure painkillers had a bit to do with it. It could all be bullshit, but I'll still dream of a crying Barry Bonds one day pleading for a liver donation while trying to stiff baby mommas out of his millions.




Show me some studies that say any of that. Alzado's own doctors never connected his gas use to his cancer. And there's a big difference between use and abuse. You can use shit safely or recklessly. The choice is yours...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z0LEj8IPHGU&feature=related


Edited by tattypatty (01/23/09 01:24 PM)
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#393172 - 01/23/09 02:54 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Quote:

10. Steroids. No wonder some guys have wood problems. Listen up guys, a lean hard body is hotter than some huge muscle ham hock leg and easier to shoot around any day.



'Nitro' From American Gladiators: Because of Steroids My Balls Never Regained Their Size

http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=32151

And men using drugs, haven't you all learned what happened to John Holmes? He couldn't work anymore because he couldn't get or maintain an erection.




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#393173 - 01/23/09 03:09 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Quote:


12. The Bang Bus. No one even remotely believes the schtick anymore




Of course not. What I'd really like to see gone is all the companies that are on Bangbros.' dick. It's been done, asshats.....
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#393174 - 01/24/09 07:16 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
99% Fiction Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/16/08
Posts: 2401
Tatty- you seem well informed, does one have less side effects, steroids or HGH?
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#393175 - 01/24/09 08:08 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

Dear shooters, I'm begging you...







tattie..I know your talkin about Brandie May right....shes NUTZ!!!

http://www.myspace.com/brandiemay666

^^^myspace sayes it all...shes the devil!

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#393176 - 01/24/09 08:24 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Anonymous
Unregistered


Quote:

12. The Bang Bus. No one even remotely believes the schtick anymore.

13. The MILF Hunter. See #12...and quit talking to the cameraman.




reality kings, bang bros, nasty dollars, ox ideas and the reast of them in SOFL...I am with you!!! may the 2009 hurricane season reak havoc on what all is South Florida!

it can start up Route 1 (Dixie Hwy-Miami/Dade)...from Flagler Ave on up to PGA Blvd just North of WPB!

bang bus needs to have a fiery crash...and if you want to kill the milf hunter go to the http://www.elboroom.com/
Shawns there all the time...he's like a barfly!

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#393177 - 01/24/09 08:34 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Beijaflor Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 03/13/08
Posts: 10
Pls...no more low angle shot behind the guy where all you see is his hairy ass and balls and basically nothing of the whore.

DO NOT cut to the guy's face when he cums..this went out in the 80's it ruins the whole scene.

Give us as little of the guy as possible, if fact make the whole thing POV.

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#393178 - 01/24/09 11:26 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
^



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#393179 - 01/24/09 11:29 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Lexington Steele and Erik Everhardt.

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#393180 - 01/24/09 11:44 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
The constant parade of fucking compilation DVD's need to be gone, but sadly they probably never will. You can tell how shitty a company is by how many comps they put out.

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#393181 - 01/24/09 03:33 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
XPT RIP Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
piece of shit 'cousin stevie'.

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#393182 - 03/07/09 01:09 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
gabbachris Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/21/09
Posts: 33
Loc: UK
that stupid place with the big pool where millions of scences have been done.
Terminator 2 morrping special effencts. its not real and its a turn off.
sly whispering dialogue.
all this image in the background when paused crap.

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#393183 - 03/07/09 05:27 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Fiend Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 3509
Loc: Pit of Despair
Quote:

Lance baby....porn stopped being creative a LONG time ago....don’t see anyone going to have something innovative anytime soon.




If you are even hoping for creativity in porn then start looking at Japanese porn and animated Hentai then at least there is a glimmer of hope. American and european porn is stagnant. Its all just people copying the same lousy crap and doing it worse than the last person. Its sad when animated porn whores show more emotion and feelings than real people.
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#393184 - 03/08/09 06:27 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Bon Vivant Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/21/07
Posts: 305
Guys jerking themselves off to orgasm. Let the girl do it, for fuck's sake. That is by far the worst thing in porn today. As awful as some old school porn was, at least there were porn sluts who did pop shots right: Janey Robbins, jerking the guy off, tongue darting out, nasty look on her face, steady stream of dirty talk.

An example of slightly newer porn, with a properly done pop shot: first scene in Voyeur 21, Nicole Sheridan jerks the guy off, hard and fast, making him spray all over her face, looking at him the entire time. How hard is it people, DO IT RIGHT. Ban the stunt cocks from touching themselves.
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#393185 - 04/05/09 09:04 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
gabbachris Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/21/09
Posts: 33
Loc: UK
stop using the words, "just like that"
This line is shit.
some of the actors seem to rely on this line alone, they should be fired.

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#393186 - 04/05/09 09:09 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
1) Constant shot of guy eating pussy.
2) Fish eye lenses
3) Shooting fugly girls just because they're new.
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#393187 - 04/05/09 09:27 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
(1) The "fishhook". Why make whores look ugly, or uglier than they already are?
(2) The position where the dude fucks the whore doggy style and steps on her head. You know the one I mean.
(3) Gaping. I refuse to watch porn with no anal in it, but gaping is clinical and unerotic. Think of Draghixa Laurent. She was the best. Was there something worse for her scenes because there were no closeups of her slackened sphincter?

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#393188 - 04/05/09 09:29 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Pinup, I miss youuuuuu! It's like I projected an unknowing bat signal. Or maybe the Shamwow hooker did.
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#393189 - 04/05/09 09:44 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
farewell and adieu Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/26/09
Posts: 898
Quote:

1) Constant shot of guy eating pussy.




I hate seeing a pov shot from over the girl's shoulder when he's eating the pussy. Unnecessary.
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#393190 - 04/05/09 09:47 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
DukeSkywalker Offline
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Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
Quote:

1) Constant shot of guy eating pussy.
2) Fish eye lenses
3) Shooting fugly girls just because they're new.




wow we are eye to eye on the eating pussy thing.. wtf is up with that? I carry a whip in my back pocket, and if one of the new meat puppets goes for the snatch he gets a taste of the tickler.
Duke
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#393191 - 04/05/09 09:48 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
DukeSkywalker Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 02/16/09
Posts: 438
Loc: Jersey Strong all day long
Quote:

(1) The "fishhook". Why make whores look ugly, or uglier than they already are?
(2) The position where the dude fucks the whore doggy style and steps on her head. You know the one I mean.
(3) Gaping. I refuse to watch porn with no anal in it, but gaping is clinical and unerotic. Think of Draghixa Laurent. She was the best. Was there something worse for her scenes because there were no closeups of her slackened sphincter?




-1

duke
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#393192 - 04/05/09 10:26 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Quote:



-1

duke




Your porn is formulaic and nausea-inducing, and you're twitter friends with a fake hooker.

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#393193 - 04/05/09 10:27 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
Welcome back, Pinupmutant.

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#393194 - 04/05/09 10:40 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Jack Randall Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 03/13/04
Posts: 312
Loc: New Orleans
James Deen and cocky younger guys like him who the girls actually seem to enjoy working with.

Drugged up trailer trash chicks with bad teeth.

Shaved bald pussy: its time has come and gone. I prefer girls with a little bush.

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#393195 - 04/05/09 11:01 PM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
SpongeBub Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/30/07
Posts: 271
I never understood the guy/girl pussy eating scenes, yet they are in almost every scene done these days. You have to look way too much at the dude's face when he is eating pussy. Why do you directors think this is erotic? Do you really think we give a rat's ass about the supposed girl's pleasure?

I also hate this trend of HD porn. Why do they think I want to d/l a 750MB or 1GB single sex scene? And why would I want that kind of unbearable detail anyhow? It's porn for godsakes, I don't need to be able to count the number of hairs around a chick's asshole or see in stomach turning detail the half-healed herpes sores around the girls mouth/pussy. I have tons of 100-200MB scenes in my collection and the quality is just fine.

Of course, for me the thing that needs to be gone the most (besides Christian) is anal sex. However, I won't harp on that here, as my position is well-known and I might as well be asking for tattoos to be gone as well, for all the good it will do. Clearly, not enough males had adequate potty training or whatever the reason that explains why they are so fixated on seeing assholes being penetrated.


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#393196 - 04/06/09 12:47 AM Re: Needs To Be Gone From Porno
Claude Goddard Offline
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Registered: 06/16/07
Posts: 2512
Loc: Slumberland
Eh, I like pussy eating scenes, they just aren't shot right. They're extra tease is all.

I'm also glad to see the return of the bush.

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