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#392867 - 01/21/09 03:11 AM Audio Engineer avail for hire
Jens andersen Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 01/21/09
Posts: 1
Loc: Hollywood, CA
Hi,

I am an Certified Audio FX Editor available for editing sound to TV/Commercials/Film/Documentary. I also do ADR cleanup. I have Professional Pro Tools and Editing software. Price varies. email me with details and we can work something out.

Jens

PS.
Thank you to Miss Gia Jordan, a friend of mine who recommended me here ; ]

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#392868 - 01/21/09 11:19 AM Re: Audio Engineer avail for hire
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
how much it cost to get a the most illest wu remix ever created?

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#392869 - 01/21/09 11:45 AM Re: Audio Engineer avail for hire
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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PS.
Thank you to Miss Gia Jordan, a friend of mine who recommended me here ; ]







she is not your friend

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#392870 - 01/21/09 11:46 AM Re: Audio Engineer avail for hire
gokkunfan Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/07/07
Posts: 576
Loc: Dolce Hottest Bukkake Babe
That's interesting. But have you rimmed Gia?

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#392871 - 01/21/09 12:13 PM Re: Audio Engineer avail for hire
cqd Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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Certified Audio FX Editor




How does this work? Does it involve some kind of school or does one just declare themselves to be certified?

I searched around and the original poster seems to be the only person that google can find who claims to a "certified audio fx editor". Which raises the question of who certified you if no body else claims to be certified the same way as you do...

Calling yourself that reeks of bullshit. If there are schools that offer certificates in "audio fx" editing I think it might make your short resume here look a little better if you mentioned which school you attended and when you completed the program.
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#392872 - 01/21/09 01:14 PM Re: Audio Engineer avail for hire
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

Hi,

I am an Certified Audio FX Editor available for editing sound to TV/Commercials/Film/Documentary. I also do ADR cleanup. I have Professional Pro Tools and Editing software. Price varies. email me with details and we can work something out.

Jens

PS.
Thank you to Miss Gia Jordan, a friend of mine who recommended me here ; ]





Got a pic of your rig? Which plugin sets are you a fan of? Were you in Anaheim over the weekend for the show?

Porn industry is prob the wrong tree to be barking up for audio work, given that even freelance video editors can't get much work with many of the adult companies doing all the editing themselves inhouse since FinalCutPro and friends have gotten so cheap and easy for total dopes to use. Can't hurt to ask around though. I'm sure yet another god damn "Not Gilligan's Island XXX" or some such crap is in the making and needs a laugh track. Kidding. But may be time to start brushing up on the video end of things.

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#392873 - 01/21/09 02:55 PM Re: Audio Engineer avail for hire
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

That's interesting. But have you rimmed Gia?




No, silly. He's my friend. We just hang out and play video games.
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#392874 - 01/21/09 02:57 PM Re: Audio Engineer avail for hire
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7597
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Is he wearing a bandana underneath a trucker/wigger hat?
Gia, I thought you had taste.....


Edited by tattypatty (01/21/09 02:57 PM)
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#392875 - 01/21/09 03:12 PM Re: Audio Engineer avail for hire
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Look, I also don't agree with his crappy food choices (:cough cough: microwave food). I'm not dating him. We're buddies. I'm just one of the guys.
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#392876 - 01/21/09 03:30 PM Re: Audio Engineer avail for hire
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7597
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
hehe , just throwin a jab. I was remarking to Bornyo on my lack of faggy comments of late. The dream I had with Tim Gunn in it must have pushed me over the edge...
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#392877 - 01/21/09 03:35 PM Re: Audio Engineer avail for hire
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
You're the only metrosexual Nazi I've ever met.
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#392878 - 01/21/09 03:50 PM Re: Audio Engineer avail for hire
Coke banned by Monkey Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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I'm not dating him. We're buddies. I'm just one of the guys.






I believe you, G. But you understand he and all other other "guys" secretly want to get in your pants, right?

To paraphrase Chris Rock - every straight man you've met since you were about 13 wants to fuck you. Even if they outwardly pay lip service to the "I don't think of you that way" crap. I've known several guys who specialized at getting pussy through the "friend approach".
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#392879 - 01/21/09 04:11 PM Re: Audio Engineer avail for hire
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
It's not really a secret Coke. I'm sure she knows based on her background. Please do keep on blathering on though. Fucken riveting stuff.
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#392880 - 01/21/09 05:41 PM Re: Audio Engineer avail for hire
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Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43





You got it. It's sweet of you to start shit out of loyalty for Have2Shit. Siegfried & Roy called. They want their relationship back.
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#392881 - 01/21/09 06:47 PM Re: Audio Engineer avail for hire
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Just keep reaching for it. Lets see. It went gia, then mr 2cit, then me, and finished up nicely with your gay fantasy(attachment included). Way to make a point, dullard. lol
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#392882 - 01/21/09 09:24 PM Re: Audio Engineer avail for hire
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Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Just keep reaching for it. Lets see. It went gia, then mr 2cit, then me, and finished up nicely with your gay fantasy(attachment included). Way to make a point, dullard. lol





I'm reaching for something? Does that make sense in the secret bff code you use to communicate with Have2Shit? And what does Gia have to do with you two complete losers?

By chance have you ever attended a Star Trek fan convention? I'm getting that vibe from you.
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#392883 - 01/22/09 05:32 AM Re: Audio Engineer avail for hire
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I'm a loser yet you're here day and night. Do you even have a life off of this board?

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#392884 - 01/22/09 07:00 AM Re: Audio Engineer avail for hire
gokkunfan Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 09/07/07
Posts: 576
Loc: Dolce Hottest Bukkake Babe
Quote:

Quote:

That's interesting. But have you rimmed Gia?




No, silly. He's my friend. We just hang out and play video games.




Does he keep asking you to plug in the consoles at the back of the TV?

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#392885 - 01/22/09 02:40 PM Re: Audio Engineer avail for hire
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Just keep reaching for it. Lets see. It went gia, then mr 2cit, then me, and finished up nicely with your gay fantasy(attachment included). Way to make a point, dullard. lol





I'm reaching for something? Does that make sense in the secret bff code you use to communicate with Have2Shit? And what does Gia have to do with you two complete losers?

By chance have you ever attended a Star Trek fan convention? I'm getting that vibe from you.




Mr2cit and I are far from friends, search lil guy.
It's fair to say that we both know a tard when we see one, aanndd that brings us to you, victim.
*spotlight*
Take a bow, shit-tits.
Please do enjoy your time here though, I'll probably enjoy it more than you but who's fault is that?.
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