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#392223 - 01/19/09 08:55 AM Kendra Still Loves Hef: Awwww
Lance Offline
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Registered: 11/04/05
Posts: 55
Loc: La Ciudad de Los Angeles
Is there anything more pathetic than Hugh Hefner these days? He's functionally bankrupt, and he surrounds himself with some of the least competent people he can find. Congratulations on such a great life Hef, can't wait until you and your shitty mag are dead.

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Los Angeles (E! Online) – Girl Next Door Kendra Wilkinson apparently doesn't want to be persona non grata over her candid in Us Weekly, so now she's looking to clear up her remarks about living with Hugh Hefner and sneaking sex away from the Mansion.



http://news.yahoo.com/s/eonline/20090116/en_celeb_eo/79524

Stupid also-ran/white trash whore-property of a loser Philly wide receiver.

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#392224 - 01/19/09 09:15 AM Re: Kendra Still Loves Hef: Awwww
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
She's so full of shit, I saw her on Chelsea Handler and I truly believe she is retarded and it is not an act.
She was also on that singing show and boy did she suck ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs9x-YhLTwo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fUxWLwAyNA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhp7hPVUnUg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGjamm16fGo&eurl=http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=42771364&blogID=464273126&feature=player_embedded

This is one bitch that should have her mouth wired shut and her legs wired open and that's about it. She's useless.


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#392225 - 01/19/09 09:21 AM Re: Kendra Still Loves Hef: Awwww
Crocodile Offline
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
Who gives a fuck?
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#392226 - 01/19/09 10:19 AM Re: Kendra Still Loves Hef: Awwww
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
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She's lying her ass off about not having to fuck Hefner. She just wants to shed the whore baggage now that she doesn't need Playboy anymore.

I read a self-published book called 'Jill Ann: Upstairs' by a disgruntled whore who tells the real story. The book now sells for over $500 on Amazon because Playboy has bought up as many copies as possible.

In the book, Jill Ann Spaulding says that every Wed night is required sex night for official girlfriends and whores trying to become playmates or non-official girlfriends. The The current "A girl" supervises to make sure each girl bathes right before entering his bedroom. They pass out vibrators and pills. He takes viagra (duh!). The girls pair off and pretend to lez off for Hef's benefit. He fucks each girl for a few minutes, with the A girl orchestrating. When he's ready to cum, he sticks it in the A girl's ass.




http://www.amazon.com/Jill-Ann-Upstairs-Spaulding/dp/1589611713/ref=si3_rdr_bb_product
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#392227 - 01/19/09 11:48 AM Re: Kendra Still Loves Hef: Awwww
Fuk Yo Mama Offline
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Registered: 03/07/06
Posts: 1059
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She's so full of shit, I saw her on Chelsea Handler and I truly believe she is retarded and it is not an act.
She was also on that singing show and boy did she suck ass.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs9x-YhLTwo

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2fUxWLwAyNA
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yhp7hPVUnUg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGjamm16fGo&eurl=http://blogs.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=blog.view&friendID=42771364&blogID=464273126&feature=player_embedded

This is one bitch that should have her mouth wired shut and her legs wired open and that's about it. She's useless.






You sure spent a lot of time researching somebody that you think is useless.
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#392228 - 01/19/09 12:08 PM Re: Kendra Still Loves Hef: Awwww
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
They're on someones blog that I read, all in one spot, I spent a total of about less than 10 seconds copying and pasting.
And I watch Chelsea daily so I couldnt avoid seeing her on the show.

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#392229 - 01/19/09 12:31 PM Re: Kendra Still Loves Hef: Awwww
Crocodile Offline
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Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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And I watch Chelsea daily




Let me guess, you are also an Oprah fan aren't you? Women...
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#392230 - 01/19/09 12:41 PM Re: Kendra Still Loves Hef: Awwww
destro Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 05/23/06
Posts: 486
what the fuck is this doing on xpt? when did we become some kind of tmz bullshit hollywood rumor forum?

stop this faggotry immediately.

no.
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#392231 - 01/19/09 01:05 PM Re: Kendra Still Loves Hef: Awwww
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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And I watch Chelsea daily




Let me guess, you are also an Oprah fan aren't you? Women...


NOOOO fucking way, I used to like her like 10 years ago but she is so full of herself I cant stand her anymore and she really is starting to look gorillaish (sp? probably not a word) more than ever. And Im working at 4pm daily anyway, she doesnt deserve to be Tivo'd.
At least Chelsea is funny, to me anyway.

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#392232 - 01/19/09 03:15 PM Re: Kendra Still Loves Hef: Awwww
Darrah Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/07/08
Posts: 1621
Loc: Hell
Kendra is the more annoying one out of the three girls. And the rumors were she was the biggest whore. She's also an ungrateful whore who wouldn't have what she has if it wasn't for Hugh Hefner. She's been doing nothing buy running her mouth lately about her time with Hugh. Now this weekend she issued a statement apologizing. Yeah because someone called her telling her to shut the fuck up. She's so fucking annoying and I never liked her and she's the least attractive of the three.


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#392233 - 01/19/09 03:20 PM Re: Kendra Still Loves Hef: Awwww
XPT RIP Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/05/07
Posts: 529
he likes to be called "hef". insiders know this, stupid.

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#392234 - 01/19/09 08:35 PM Re: Kendra Still Loves Hef: Awwww
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
At his age he should be happy that someone calls him alive.
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#392235 - 01/19/09 10:08 PM Re: Kendra Still Loves Hef: Awwww
inebriated kiwi Offline
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
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In the book, Jill Ann Spaulding says that every Wed night is required sex night for official girlfriends and whores trying to become playmates or non-official girlfriends. The The current "A girl" supervises to make sure each girl bathes right before entering his bedroom. They pass out vibrators and pills. He takes viagra (duh!). The girls pair off and pretend to lez off for Hef's benefit. He fucks each girl for a few minutes, with the A girl orchestrating. When he's ready to cum, he sticks it in the A girl's ass.




Good for Hef I guess.


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#392236 - 01/20/09 05:24 AM Re: Kendra Still Loves Hef: Awwww
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
That fucker needs to go.

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#392237 - 02/02/09 01:48 PM Re: Kendra Still Loves Hef: Awwww
Hyde Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
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Is there anything more pathetic than Hugh Hefner these days? He's functionally bankrupt, and he surrounds himself with some of the least competent people he can find. Congratulations on such a great life Hef, can't wait until you and your shitty mag are dead.




Putting all the E! Channel bullshit aside...
Whatever the future may or may not hold for Playboy Enterprises, Hef deserves epic props as the Godfather of smut. Sure he's done a shitload of drugs, raped and emotionally scarred a few [ hundred ] young women, sucked a few dicks, and possibly murdered someone... but second to Alfred Kinsey, he's probably one of the most influential figures in the transformation of America's attitude toward sex in the 50's and 60's. He created the archetype of the swinging bachelor's lifestyle, and is responsible for literally millions of teenaged boys getting caught wanking in the bathroom. Whether you happen to think it's for the better or not, you can't deny that the man has had a profound and lasting effect on the culture. I say let him fuck as many blondes as he can before his ticker gives out.
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#392238 - 02/03/09 08:18 PM Re: Kendra Still Loves Hef: Awwww
duckduckgoose Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
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Putting all the E! Channel bullshit aside...
Whatever the future may or may not hold for Playboy Enterprises, Hef deserves epic props as the Godfather of smut. Sure he's done a shitload of drugs, raped and emotionally scarred a few [ hundred ] young women, sucked a few dicks, and possibly murdered someone... but second to Alfred Kinsey, he's probably one of the most influential figures in the transformation of America's attitude toward sex in the 50's and 60's. He created the archetype of the swinging bachelor's lifestyle, and is responsible for literally millions of teenaged boys getting caught wanking in the bathroom. Whether you happen to think it's for the better or not, you can't deny that the man has had a profound and lasting effect on the culture. I say let him fuck as many blondes as he can before his ticker gives out.






The haters always sadden me -- even if the product they produce isn't to some people's modern tastes, the man built a global brand, and ran a 'business' that has revolved around keeping him laid and chilled out for half a century. All of us should aspire to do the same for ourselves, and for our families.

Still get a kick out of the episodes of his Playboy After Dark TV show from the 50's and 60's.

I wonder if the stroke he had there several years back limited his intellectual output, declining his ability to contribute or steer the magazine as he had in the past.

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#392239 - 02/03/09 08:25 PM Re: Kendra Still Loves Hef: Awwww
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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I wonder if the stroke he had there several years back limited his intellectual output, declining his ability to contribute or steer the magazine as he had in the past.




Magazine is the operative word. A lot smarter men than him haven't been able to make this transition forward.

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#392240 - 02/03/09 08:47 PM Re: Kendra Still Loves Hef: Awwww
Uncle Joe Offline
Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
So when will Hef go out of business?

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#392241 - 02/03/09 09:04 PM Re: Kendra Still Loves Hef: Awwww
electrostatic Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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This is one bitch that should have her mouth wired shut and her legs wired open and that's about it. She's useless.



My father taught me that this applies to all women.


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NOOOO fucking way, I used to like her like 10 years ago but she is so full of herself I cant stand her anymore and she really is starting to look gorillaish (sp? probably not a word) more than ever. And Im working at 4pm daily anyway, she doesnt deserve to be Tivo'd.
At least Chelsea is funny, to me anyway.



Starting to look??? Oh yeah you just got HDTV... The bitch is full of something that's for sure. 300+ pounds of it.


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And I watch Chelsea daily



Let me guess, you are also an Oprah fan aren't you? Women...



I am!... Of both. As far as Oprah you are all gonna eat your words when the big and I do mean BIG O takes over the world. I was too starting to hate her until she recently relapsed on coke...
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#392242 - 02/04/09 04:38 AM Re: Kendra Still Loves Hef: Awwww
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
oh my gawd i want that book!
that sounds like whackingmaterial for days!

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She's lying her ass off about not having to fuck Hefner. She just wants to shed the whore baggage now that she doesn't need Playboy anymore.

I read a self-published book called 'Jill Ann: Upstairs' by a disgruntled whore who tells the real story. The book now sells for over $500 on Amazon because Playboy has bought up as many copies as possible.

In the book, Jill Ann Spaulding says that every Wed night is required sex night for official girlfriends and whores trying to become playmates or non-official girlfriends. The The current "A girl" supervises to make sure each girl bathes right before entering his bedroom. They pass out vibrators and pills. He takes viagra (duh!). The girls pair off and pretend to lez off for Hef's benefit. He fucks each girl for a few minutes, with the A girl orchestrating. When he's ready to cum, he sticks it in the A girl's ass.




http://www.amazon.com/Jill-Ann-Upstairs-Spaulding/dp/1589611713/ref=si3_rdr_bb_product


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