Registered: 02/23/05
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Quote: Does Layla charge extra for emptying his colostomy bag?
I think that you might find that Layla just has a thing for wheelchairs, or she's just such a lazy whore she won't even walk unless she has to. DaBurglar has been jerking his semi-erect noodle to her for years.
omg, i remember layla and max roaming the halls in that wheelchair. they looked fucked out of their minds, going a million miles an hour and nearly running into people, including me. it freaked me out so badly that i was afraid to approach max at the convention to get his autograph.
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way."
--Handful
Quote: Does Layla charge extra for emptying his colostomy bag?
I think that you might find that Layla just has a thing for wheelchairs, or she's just such a lazy whore she won't even walk unless she has to. DaBurglar has been jerking his semi-erect noodle to her for years.
Quote: it freaked me out so badly that i was afraid to approach max at the convention to get his autograph.
what were you going to do with his autograph? frame it? maybe auction it off at Sotheby's?
well, it would have been in the same book as everyone else's autograph, so i guess it would be buried at the bottom of my bra drawer, only to be brought out for reminiscing early each january.
i guess i most regret the fact that i will never know what it would have been like to interact with him for a minute or two.
Edited by Gigi (01/14/0910:22 AM)
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way."
--Handful
A woman squeezing a man's balls with one hand while she slowly chokes off his oxygen supply with the other. Seems like the personification of the female id.
Only fitting that the personification of the male id is her boyfriend.