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#388383 - 01/07/09 12:18 PM
And...I'm off to AEE 2009!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Alrighty guys, I'm off to AEE 09 right now! I'm headed to the airport right after I close up this laptop. I will be shooting all day and the parties at night. Galleries on will be uploaded on AVN.com like six times a day among me and the other awesome AVN photogs. There will be plenty of stuff for you to check out from home, so you won't miss a thing. If you're at the convention, swing by the AVN booth to see your pics. Bye!!!
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#388384 - 01/07/09 12:21 PM
Re: And...I'm off to AEE 2009!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Travel safe.
EDIT:
Rumor has it that there may be a nefarious individual with a "sticky-fingered" history looking to grab unattended cameras to then trade for tickets. So watch your equipment at all times.
Edited by Fatman the Terrible (01/07/09 12:31 PM)
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#388385 - 01/07/09 12:25 PM
Re: And...I'm off to AEE 2009!
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Things I want to know from AVN/AEE '09
1) Will Germy Steal manage to beg/borrow/steal a pass?
2) Will Tori Black be unveiled as the new Vivid girl?
3) Will the all-mouth-and-no-trousers outfit of UK porn, Bluebird, be there with a big booth and have the cover of either AVN or the event programme (as previously boasted/claimed over on BGAFD)?
4) Who will OD?
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#388388 - 01/07/09 01:10 PM
Re: And...I'm off to AEE 2009!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/03/09
Posts: 148
Loc: Dallas, Texas
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Did your mother make you eat the creampie after she fucked all your friends growing up? Just wondering...It just seems you really have serious mental problems.
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#388392 - 01/07/09 02:00 PM
Re: And...I'm off to AEE 2009!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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HEY!! Serious mental problems is my 'gig'!!  [  ] Why are you so obsessed with Gia? You worship her about the food advice. Now dissing her with AC the stalker stuff. Is it just about getting attention? We already have a Gia stalker who, by the way, also hates marriage, values escorts, likes front runners [he the Yanks, you the 'Boys] and gives Mia shit. If you digress into mutterings on about "your Ivy League days", you'll have to face DaBurglar in a "death match" for board supremacy.  "There can be only ONE!" 
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#388394 - 01/07/09 02:11 PM
Re: And...I'm off to AEE 2009!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/03/09
Posts: 148
Loc: Dallas, Texas
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#388399 - 01/07/09 02:30 PM
Re: And...I'm off to AEE 2009!
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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You haven't met me, shitdick.
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#388401 - 01/07/09 02:32 PM
Re: And...I'm off to AEE 2009!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/03/09
Posts: 148
Loc: Dallas, Texas
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Smokey has any woman you ever fucked not slit her own wrists afterward?
Edited by Chemo Kid (01/07/09 02:33 PM)
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#388403 - 01/07/09 02:37 PM
Re: And...I'm off to AEE 2009!
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Pervert
Registered: 12/26/07
Posts: 2056
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Such as?
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#388404 - 01/07/09 02:39 PM
Re: And...I'm off to AEE 2009!
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/03/09
Posts: 148
Loc: Dallas, Texas
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How about the pics of the multilated dead whore.
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#388406 - 01/08/09 08:38 PM
Re: And...I'm off to AEE 2009!
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Chemo Kid,
Does that pic have something to do with your stance on abortion? I had a doctor who did abortions for a neighbor and anti-abortion weirdos would stand in front of his house with big blown up fetus pics like yours. Also, I see you are "retired Army". Shoot at any sand nigs?
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#388408 - 01/10/09 03:27 AM
Re: Where did Chemo Kid go?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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He disapeared after we told him we knew he was an alt ID... Right?
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#388409 - 01/10/09 05:06 AM
Gia AEE pix
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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#388411 - 01/10/09 12:04 PM
GIA's AVN 2009 Pics- Back on Track
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Edited by Bornyo (01/10/09 12:10 PM)
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#388413 - 01/10/09 01:01 PM
Re: And...I'm off to AEE 2009!
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/23/07
Posts: 256
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The Vivid Girls picture is brilliant. Thank you sir!!!!!
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#388414 - 01/10/09 01:45 PM
Re: GIA's AVN 2009 Pics- Back on Track
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#388416 - 01/10/09 02:05 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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i never would have recognized meliss. she looks gorgeous but, uh, different.
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#388418 - 01/10/09 02:30 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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i never would have recognized meliss. she looks gorgeous but, uh, different.
Was gonna say the same - these days she looks completely different than her early days in porn. She entered the biz pale and somewhat nondescript, a less bug-eyed version of Monica Mayhem, with a bump on her nose, thinner lips and wiry blonde hair. Now she's more like a spanish soap opera star - threw herself under the knife without going too overboard, and now falls into the .1% of porn girls that got better looking with time.
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#388423 - 01/10/09 07:34 PM
Re: GIA's AVN 2009 Pics- Back on Track
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Agreed Zen... tup can bring it.
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#388424 - 01/10/09 08:40 PM
Re: GIA's AVN 2009 Pics- Back on Track
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 11/22/08
Posts: 857
Loc: Northeast US
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I thought it was 3/5ths of the starting lineup for the Knicks. They both suck balls.
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#388425 - 01/10/09 09:03 PM
Re: GIA's AVN 2009 Pics- Back on Track
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Quote:
Quote:
From the gay porn side of the show:
Boned, Hugs, and Sodomy
is Bishop on the right?
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#388427 - 01/10/09 10:32 PM
Re: GIA's AVN 2009 Pics- Back on Track
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Which one of these bumz robbed tha bukkake?
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#388429 - 01/11/09 06:30 AM
Re: GIA's AVN 2009 Pics- Back on Track
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Boned, Hugs, and Sodomy
A producer seriously needs to use this as a title. 
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#388430 - 01/11/09 08:09 AM
Re: And...I'm off to AEE 2009!
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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james deen got male performer of the year... wtf
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#388433 - 01/11/09 09:12 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Looks like JM got shut out.
Of course he got shut out- he canceled his booth rental.
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#388434 - 01/11/09 03:11 PM
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
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james deen got male performer of the year... wtf
Kerkove was robbed!
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