Dear sir/madam:

I can offer services for you in the following,

1. Video camera-man (Assistant Cameraman): Knowing when to
start filming, how to hold camera, and pan across a scene
in different styles, how to film a girl, walking, sitting,
laying, posing in different modeling poses. Set Design
for Color Coordination.

2. Video capture to Computer, editing of Video. Chroma-Key
techniques.

3. Encoding of Video to different streaming
video file formats, for showing on
Internet thru website. Video-on-Demand (VOD) maker.

4. Website Design.

5. Photographer, taking still pics using Digital
Camera.

6. PHOTOSHOP PhotoGallery maker.

7. Writer/CREATIVE: can write scenes , storylines for
you, direct the scenes.

8. PERSONAL ASSISTANT: experience with 3 celebrities.

9. Experienced COMPUTER Windows, APPLE Mac.
IT work, Configuration, installing Software Packages,
Hardware PC boards.

Experience in samll film production companies,
web production companies.

Salary: $ 15 per hour.

Seeking FULL-Time, Part-time, or Free Lance work.

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What school taught you it was acceptable to capitalize whole words?

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Experienced COMPUTER Windows

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You might be experienced with "COMPUTER Windows" but that doesn't help this resume from making you appear incompetent and semi-literate.

I suggest you find someone who knows how to both speak and write English and get them to help you work on a new resume.

Good luck.

I think Burg is doing it for emphasis though. When Burg is shouting AWESOME! it makes sense.

I was just questioning the need to shout words like "video" or "computer".

"AWESOME" I can see. "OVER," on the other hand...

Meh. Just being a prick. Sorry to de-rail your job hunt, Dude.

XPT: The Monster.com of the porn.

suggestion to you is as follows.....

post your ad on sexyjobs.com as well as backpage.com in the los angeles, ca > adult jobs >> section.

this here section of the "fourms" @ XPT is for new "blossoming" whores....or at least for the most part primarily.

now hit the bricks boy and go get you your job.