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xtra for the braces

I was at a New Jersey Jackals game at Yogi Berra stadium [who somehow has outlive this latest anti-Yankee death virus due to years with the Mets, I assume].

And, I'm sure it was Side-Boob-FATurday!!

If I get the courage, I might post some civilian side boob. But, my bud at the NJ AG's office says it might be a privacy violation. So unless I get clearance from her, I'll have to keep my new "finds" to myself ...

Fuck that. Public place, no assumed privacy. Some states are challenging that, creating laws that require consent from all parties in the video/photo. That is to shield police from lawsuits and having to do there job the right way. MD, maybe MA, and another state are trying to push through legislation, NJ is not on that list.

Here in NJ you got cops refusing to give disclosure, because in the DUI evidence is the video tape of 4 cops standing around and fucking with a drunk immigrant. Or a hitting on the chick w/ a warrant and 2 grams of blow. Or breaking a guys balls that dressed as an Indian for Halloween.

Seems very flawed though. The way it read in the article made it seem like security camera video would then be illegal. I'm not going to try and find the article and site any sources, but I'd post the pics if I had them.

If I go to the shore this weekend, I hope to have a contender for the Butt Thread on my camera.

I can't say I'm up on such laws, but she's saying there's something about capturing and making public embarrassing cellphone type photos that she's pursuing in NJ.

I'm assuming "nip slips" and the like. Mine are quite tame in comparison, but I don't like being on her radar.

I've known her a long time and she's your typical Republican cunt - cute, too much make-up, bossy, bitchy and always trying to control people's lives and kill any fun. And, she's the kind that doesn't kid, bluff or exaggerate. If she says she's looking to pursue it, I believe her.

From the way she was talking, I think this "crime" falls under her jurisdiction at Christie's AG office. She says that people are "destroying the lives" of innocent victims with these captures, more specifically, the release of intimate moments as revenge or for profit "are undermining families", and "this must stop!" blah blah blah.

For giggles, I'm thinking of sending her a link to ExGirlfriends.com. Since she doesn't know real pornstars, I'm curious if she'll fall for their premise at first glance ...

In any case, a humorous rant will ensue.

In conclusion ... I think I prefer to have others test the law. So, once their interpretation has been overruled on appeal, I'll feel more comfortable about posting.

Pippa Middleton

C'mon Figgs. Who and what from, Bro?

jalba niece of salba from the movie machete dir by robert rodriguez.

found out that was cgi^.

^^^^ Sweet Baby Jesus! Nice one Frankie!

never leave them wanting more,when they see some nice sideboob.so heres a refill.






















fuck i give up i tried fixing the ones that arent workin but just click em for now till a mod comes in and fixes it.

NO 1/2 trannies, please.

I was watching Dinner for Schmucks last night and decided to Google the name of the semi-hot actress who was at the dinner, Andrea Savage. She is a repeat offender for some horrible side-boob that creeps out between her top and her armpit.

Great, but those aren't side boobs. Don't dishonor The Fatman like this, Dude.

Yeah, I guess they're more like boob muffin-tops. But they are still boob related, because she isn't really fat. The pic on the top reminds me of an aunt in Greece who had a superfluous nipple that her bathing suit wouldn't cover up.

Well then you ought to put them in a Marley Mason-related thread. {speaking of why we can't have nice things, say what y'all want, but Marley was one of the cooler whores to post here.)



I am willing to indulge your stupid gif sig for a week, okay, a month, IF you post a pic of your aunt's superfluous third nipple. If you can't, then you're simply quoting Yeardly Smith's throwaway lines from The Simpsons two decades ago.

^^^ It was from an actual, unpleasant childhood memory. But yes, the language used to describe it was recycled from The Simpson's. Good call.

Well, then, to quote other language what's been bandied before: Pics or it didn't happen.

I wish I could remember which book I read by Douglas Coupland where he talked about all the little phrases we learn from television that have steadily slipped into our vernacular. Mostly shit from advertising, like "flavor crystals." This was the same author who coined a couple of phrases himself, like "Generation X," & "McJobs." It might have been from the actual book, "Generation X."

That's all well and good but it doesn't detract from the fact that you tried to tell us your aunt had or has a superfulous third nipple.

It's as stupid a boast as your godawful sig pic, and detracts from the board just as much.

Your food posts are awesome. Why don't you play to your strengths?

She has one. It's not something I would ever want to take a picture of.

I don't think mentioning a family member's genetic defect is much of a boast, but whatever. It's too early in the day for an argument.

You still drinking?

I would definitely eat the living fuck out of anything Steezo cooks.

As would I, as long as it doesn't involve any imaginary body parts off his relations.

Goddamn, Steezo backing down from an internet knife-fight? WTH?

It's 10am and I didn't get any sleep last night. I quit drinking again and either booze withdrawal or too much coffee is giving me a headache. Or the headache might be from looking at my new, improved, non-animated gif sig.

You can't blame this on booze, or lack thereof. This is akin to bungsmell and the poodle he "killed." Actually, it's worse, because you're an otherwise decent poster.

Man up. Drop the sig and move on. You don't suck nearly as badly as I did when I started, so your continued wallowing is preposterous.

Wow, the perspective of it. Some people would find 1500 posts on a porn board to be some kind of debilitating obsession, yet to the guy pushing 10K posts, he's still wet behind the ears.

I love having you guys as enablers.

The fact that I'm close to this level does disturb me a bit. Then I look at the company I keep. Someone needs to invent a word that says both "thank you" and "you're welcome" at the same time.

We gotta have a 10K party for ya when you hit the number.

Ima make a rare trip to Joisy to keep you from doing it, assuming that's not just a means of baiting me into it.

Bah, who'm I kidding? You are, however, buying the drinks. Send one to the whiny cocksucker in Arizona, just so the li'l guy doesn't feel left out.

killing poodles isnt cool.i hope he gets aids.

Miley Cyrus throws her side boob into the ring!

Sorry, that tattoo is so hideous, I can't fap to her. BLEH.

she does 'whitetrash" with no effort whatsoever. it's just a matter of time before fitty does a bobby brown on her isn't it?.