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#385037 - 12/31/08 04:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Ryan's penis had been in far more women than mine ever will, but is it "fucking" if the thing isn't erect?
And, how is he able to cum without a hard-on?
That's a bigger mystery to me than how Jesus can be his own Dad.
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#385041 - 12/31/08 05:27 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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i was told to so i did 
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#385042 - 12/31/08 05:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I joined to make fun of people like Ryan, it's like beating up the retarded kid back in school with no worries about guilty feelings.
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#385045 - 12/31/08 05:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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@have2cit: It's like beating up someone who is crawling around on the floor.
I have more respect for that kid in elementary school who walks into the classroom and trips. I end up thinking "poor soul, must be retarded, I'll be nice to him".
Knox is pushing the envelope of mental retardation to the point that he licks the envelope and cuts his tongue on it.
He fails at posting on a message board, he fails at porn, he fails at life. I'm glad he measures his self worth by how many "whores he's fucked" because it makes his life even funnier.
Carry on Mr. Knox, carry on.
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#385047 - 12/31/08 05:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Actually you're the chump for thinking that's important.
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#385049 - 12/31/08 05:47 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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How does, you taking things in the ass, relate to me again, ass master?
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#385051 - 12/31/08 05:50 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I can't relate to having people pee into my face. Try again Ryan.
Can you relate to that?
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#385052 - 12/31/08 05:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Your a salad tosser. Your tongue. My Ass. Its a match made in heaven.
That's what you said about your ass and a fire hydrant, which is it?
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#385054 - 12/31/08 05:56 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Your a salad tosser. Your tongue. My Ass. Its a match made in heaven.
That's what you said about your ass and a fire hydrant, which is it?
Don't be lame. The whole, "I know you are but what am I" routine just makes you look stupid.
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#385059 - 12/31/08 06:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Gentlemen and Ryan: Take it to the cage. You're abusing two threads.
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#385062 - 12/31/08 07:39 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
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I came across ADT before I ran in XPT. I lurked and decided the ass kissing was a little much on ADT. I don't post much but I like the "cut the bullshit" postings here. Gia called one of my postings "pointless" but after looking at it she was right. Straight forward journalism folks.
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#385063 - 12/31/08 09:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Can't remember.
Stay around to spar/interact with:
Political Enemies: King, H2C;
Old School Porn: Fatman
Surrealism: Windsock
Older Women: Gigi*, Gia J.**
Younger Assholes: Phlog (banned), ranathan (probably deceased), Alex Panzie (hopefully, soon to be banned and deceased)
in retrospect, I think Sierra Sinn was important because she drew me out of my shell when I first posted...
*-probably the same age, but I don't have kids...
**-Gia's actually somewhat younger than me, but she has an "old soul"
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#385066 - 12/31/08 11:33 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/05/08
Posts: 176
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i was told to
so i did
Do you do everything you're told, pretty??
of course!
I'm here for the free blowjobs; pretty you're up 
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#385067 - 12/31/08 11:56 PM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
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I just happened across XPT one day and lurked for quite awhile. I don't want to leave anyone out but I enjoyed posts from Fatman,Jim B,Jigaloo,Lou Cypher, Pretty,GiGi, Tattypatty, Gia and many others. Quite a mix of posting styles and personalities is what makes this a great place. I have gotten alot of laughs from this place.
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#385068 - 01/01/09 12:15 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/30/05
Posts: 138
Loc: mx
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MONKEY STYLE PICTURES!!!...funny shit That and the glory days, but I think that's an annoying thing to talk about...I get a lot of laughs here man, I really miss Kyoto posting, him and Monkey along with arab and Have2Cit... Garfield Sammura Pope Vin(jigaloo) Jamesn Kami Bishop 
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#385069 - 01/01/09 03:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Bishop?!? Bishop sucked man ass. But, then again, I think he enjoys sucking man ass. 
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#385073 - 01/01/09 04:04 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/12/06
Posts: 90
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I don't remember who posted it or the thread but there was a pic of Gia Paloma and the little wild boy from The Road Warrior. I nearly fell out of my chair laughing. That shit got me hooked, Charles Barkley crushing Phog was mad funny too.
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#385074 - 01/01/09 04:05 PM
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Tranny Whisperer
Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/02/03
Posts: 9221
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There is no way in the world that I can be banned.
Try posting gay porn with Jeff's face photoshopped in. See how long you last.
Why would I do that? I don't even know who he is.
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#385075 - 01/01/09 04:07 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/12/06
Posts: 90
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Oh yeah, and the COD!  Somebodys got to bring that back.
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#385079 - 01/01/09 07:16 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
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I just joined XPT because its the kind of thoroughly sick and depraved place that The Pervert thrives in! 
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#385080 - 01/01/09 07:18 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
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By the way, how does one get rid of this ADT regular nonsense?
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#385081 - 01/01/09 07:24 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
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Never mind. I read the FAQ like every intelligent newbie should!
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#385082 - 01/01/09 07:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Worst first three XPT posts of 2009.
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#385083 - 01/01/09 07:48 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
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would you care to extrapolate, Gunker?
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#385084 - 01/01/09 08:13 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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Okay.
Worst 30 first XPT posts of 2009.
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#385085 - 01/01/09 08:53 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 01/01/09
Posts: 314
Loc: Screwing your sister
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That's better.
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#385086 - 01/02/09 12:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Gia & some dude from New Sensations recommended it back @ AEE 2006 to me. I'm sure she regrets that now.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron
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#385087 - 01/02/09 01:47 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 12/23/08
Posts: 75
Loc: Washington, D.C.
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I'm here to help open a dialog with all the American people.
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