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#382502 - 12/20/08 09:22 PM Hottest 50+ year old?
sikid Offline
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#382503 - 12/21/08 12:06 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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#382504 - 12/21/08 07:19 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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penny porsche
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#382505 - 12/21/08 07:23 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
sikid Offline
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You thought Morgan Fairchild was so hot, you googled her and a photo of Morgan Freeman came up in your search because they share the same first name. You thought it would be funny to post his photo. Originality is lacking, try again.

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#382506 - 12/21/08 11:10 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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I'd have to go with Raquel Welch. Here she is at 67 ftw.


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#382507 - 12/21/08 11:17 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
Shrinky Dinks Offline
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Jennifer Tilly











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#382508 - 12/21/08 01:02 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
tattypatty Offline
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Helen Mirren. Sixty fucking three. And this isn't a set up shot with makeup and photo shop.....





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#382509 - 12/21/08 01:07 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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penny porsche




penny porsche is not 50.

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#382510 - 12/21/08 01:20 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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#382511 - 12/21/08 01:54 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Vanessa Videl? She must be approaching 45 at the very least.
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#382512 - 12/21/08 01:58 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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#382513 - 12/21/08 02:14 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Quote:

Jennifer Tilly





Yes

Quote:

Helen Mirren.




Thank you
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#382514 - 12/21/08 02:15 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Quote:

Helen Mirren. Sixty fucking three. And this isn't a set up shot with makeup and photo shop.....








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#382515 - 12/22/08 07:27 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
steveb Offline
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Quote:

jennifer tilly is a dog







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#382516 - 12/22/08 07:35 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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i liked her look and goofy voice in the past but would never have recognized that poker pic as her.
i'm all in on that shit any time.

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#382517 - 12/22/08 07:40 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
Fiend Offline
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Quote:

Jennifer Tilly











This is the first post you've made where I didn't want to see your ass fisted with a handful of razor wire. well done. I still think you should kill yourself though.
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#382518 - 12/22/08 09:26 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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I've seen her in person within the past year and her face is HUGE. It's twice the size it should be. Very off putting. How old are the photos you're digging up?
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#382519 - 12/22/08 11:30 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
destro Offline
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i am going with the obvious answer which is:

"yer mom"
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#382520 - 12/22/08 11:39 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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i am going with the obvious answer which is:

"yer mom"




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#382521 - 12/22/08 11:43 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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I had no idea Tilly was that old. She looks good in those pics, but in person is a different thing all together.

I always though Diane Keaton was pretty attractive for her age. I think she’s 62???
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#382522 - 12/22/08 12:02 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
tenley Offline
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Quote:

jennifer tilly is a dog




That's just blatantly incorrect. Disagreeing with that just because it's Darrah saying it is just being dishonest. Even a blind squirrel finds a nut sometimes.
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#382523 - 12/22/08 12:52 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Marg Helgenberger who plays Catherine Willows on "CSI: Las Vegas."


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#382524 - 12/22/08 01:29 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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I have fucked Helen Mirren on and off for the last Ten years....When ever my services are required...!

Wonderfull women,,,very big tipper...But she has had a lot of plastic surgery since 2000...So she has seen better days...
But all in all she is a fairly attractive old broad...

Meg Tilley i haven,t had the pleasure to fuck....But i have played poker with her in Vegas and those Tits are absolutely wonderful..

And Raquel never banged her either,,,,But i would fuck her for free given the opportunity...!!!!
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#382525 - 12/22/08 01:52 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Quote:

I've seen her in person within the past year and her face is HUGE. It's twice the size it should be. Very off putting. How old are the photos you're digging up?



The poker pic is from 2006.

So you're saying she's developed some kind of face-enlarging syndrome in the last couple of years?
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#382526 - 12/22/08 07:25 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
gia jordan Offline
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I have fucked Helen Mirren on and off for the last Ten years....When ever my services are required...!




You are such a lying sack of shit.
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#382527 - 12/22/08 07:30 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Before I realized who she was I looked at her and thought "wow, that lady has a huge puffy white face". Then my friend said it was Jennifer Tilly and I realized he was right. Maybe she had put on weight. She was sitting down.
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#382528 - 12/22/08 09:23 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Jennifer Tilly











and with that voice, delicious!

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#382529 - 12/22/08 09:45 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Tanya Roberts

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#382530 - 12/23/08 12:07 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Quote:

Jennifer Tilly




















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#382531 - 12/23/08 12:43 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Quote:

Jennifer Tilly











Damn, she is 50.

Yea.. I'd hit that six ways to Sunday.

She's finer than a frog's hair split three ways.
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#382532 - 12/23/08 04:35 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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#382533 - 12/23/08 10:12 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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I thought I covered this already...


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#382534 - 12/23/08 09:51 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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What, no one wants to fuck Jennifer Tilly anymore? (lol)


Tanya Roberts and Marg Helgenberger are great calls.

In person, I'm sure Rue Mcclanahan is fucking disgusting. Do you also want to fuck Betty White?
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#382535 - 12/24/08 02:38 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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diane keaton is smokin for her age...If i look as good at that age.....I will drop to my knees and thank the lord
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#382536 - 12/26/08 06:29 AM Mimi Rogers
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Mimi Rogers is 52 -- has a nice natural rack and "a come fuck me if you dare" expression on occasion.

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#382537 - 12/26/08 06:40 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
electrostatic Offline
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Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Quote:

Marg Helgenberger





Quote:

In person, I'm sure Rue Mcclanahan is fucking disgusting. Do you also want to fuck Betty White?




Only if she is dead.
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#382538 - 12/26/08 06:41 AM Re: Mimi Rogers
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Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Olivia Newton John...60 and still fuckable.


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#382539 - 12/26/08 06:45 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
inebriated kiwi Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 12/25/08
Posts: 843
Loc: Sydney Australia
Fucking a Golden Girl is sick bro.

Bea Arthur probably has a bigger cock than any guy in this forum


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#382540 - 12/26/08 06:55 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
freestylah Offline
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Quote:

Bea Arthur probably has a bigger cock than any guy in this forum




Except (of course) Dickie 'Ping' Hungwell.
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#382541 - 12/26/08 07:21 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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#382542 - 12/28/08 06:39 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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I don't know how old she is and I'm too lazy to find out, but Barbara Eden has held up very well.





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#382543 - 12/28/08 06:56 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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"Jeanie" will be 75.
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#382544 - 01/06/09 02:54 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
Gigi Offline
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Quote:

I thought I covered this already...



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#382545 - 01/06/09 04:35 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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I see they are sold out, I think but I just started sketching some dolls and doll clothes so I can start polymer dollmaking.

OMG! That was fucking great, Gigi you are fucking great!...



If you threw a party and invited everyone you blew you would you would see the biggest gift would be from me and the card attatched would say, Thank you for being a friend.


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#382546 - 01/06/09 05:09 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

invited everyone you blew you




GG blew you?
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#382547 - 01/06/09 05:53 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Only in a dream, kidding, I just always sing the theme song like that. Its only appropriate since it IS The Blanche Devereux Show.
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#382548 - 01/06/09 08:33 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
aminkia Offline
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Apollonia Kotero, she will be 50 this year, still







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#382549 - 01/06/09 09:02 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Quote:

Apollonia Kotero, she will be 50 this year, still










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#382550 - 01/07/09 02:07 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
freestylah Offline
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She has Jenna Jameson disease.
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#382551 - 01/08/09 06:06 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Quote:

She has Jenna Jameson disease.




"Plasticitis"
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#382552 - 01/08/09 07:04 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
The Second Coming Offline
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#382553 - 01/08/09 09:56 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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the best Mimi Rogers clip you will ever see:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1319890/mimi_rogers_massage/
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#382554 - 01/09/09 12:35 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
jeff jordan Offline
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Quote:

the best Mimi Rogers clip you will ever see:




My goodness.
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#382555 - 01/09/09 01:47 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
Visaman Offline
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Posts: 94
Sexy Sue Johanson



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#382556 - 01/09/09 02:18 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
steveb Offline
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Posts: 662
Quote:

Quote:

the best Mimi Rogers clip you will ever see:




My goodness.




To quote Mae West, "Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie."

Tom Cruise has always had great taste in beards.

Mimi!
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#382557 - 01/09/09 02:51 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
jeff jordan Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

the best Mimi Rogers clip you will ever see:




My goodness.




To quote Mae West, "Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie."




duly noted.
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#382558 - 01/16/09 11:59 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
The Second Coming Offline
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#382559 - 01/16/09 12:39 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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hulkster's ex wife turned a cougar


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#382560 - 01/16/09 12:43 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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To me Mrs Hulkster is a beast. I'd only let her use me as a fucktoy if I was getting pw-like compensation for privates.
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#382561 - 01/16/09 05:15 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
loopnode Offline
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Tina Turner must've been 50 in the 80s and she's still bangable.
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#382562 - 01/16/09 05:47 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
The Second Coming Offline
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Registered: 12/29/08
Posts: 55
Quote:

hulkster's ex wife turned a cougar






El G, don't you think this bitch is looking a bit trannyish?

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#382563 - 01/16/09 10:52 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:

hulkster's ex wife turned a cougar






El G, don't you think this bitch is looking a bit trannyish?





no




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#382564 - 01/17/09 04:48 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
The Second Coming Offline
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Posts: 55
Better picture. But still, look at those manly legs.

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#382565 - 01/17/09 06:17 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
Spunko Offline
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Bodywise,she's TT Boy at 55.

Short,squat and massive moobs.
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#382566 - 01/17/09 11:57 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
Dean Wormer Offline
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Probably when the Hulkster inseminated her all of his steroids went along for the ride.
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#382567 - 01/17/09 08:24 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
taint1974 Offline
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Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
Quote:





Would anyone here with a penis turn down a titty fuck from her?


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#382568 - 01/17/09 08:59 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
Uncle Joe Offline
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Quote:

Quote:





Would anyone here with a penis turn down a titty fuck from her?





I would love to give her an enema or 5 of them. But before the enema I would rather lube her asshole with my right inder finger and Warm Vanilla Sugar oil for like 10-12 minutes.

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#382569 - 01/18/09 12:37 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?

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#382570 - 01/18/09 06:23 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.

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#382571 - 01/18/09 07:23 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Panzer,

Freud would say that your enema fixation is symptomatic of being stuck at the Anal Stage of psychosexual developement. You should exhibit an "anal-expulsive" personality (messy, wasteful, destructive). Your parents should have done a better job of praising and rewarding you for appropriate use of the toilet.

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#382572 - 01/18/09 07:48 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.




Take an enema ! Maybe you'll feel better !
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#382573 - 01/18/09 07:55 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Sharon Stone

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#382574 - 01/18/09 08:04 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Seka
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#382575 - 01/18/09 08:07 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Seka




I thought this was Judi Dench
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#382576 - 01/18/09 08:09 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Sophia Loren at 71 in 2006
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#382577 - 01/18/09 08:14 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Dana Delaney - Cougar or schoolgirl

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#382578 - 01/18/09 08:54 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.




Take an enema ! Maybe you'll feel better !



I meant in the head

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#382579 - 01/18/09 12:46 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Veronica Castro



Julieta Rosen



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#382580 - 01/18/09 01:12 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Veronica Castro








i hate that bitch!

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#382581 - 01/18/09 01:21 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Catherine Keener









A weekend of drugs and sex with Janice Dickinson should be good






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#382582 - 01/18/09 03:32 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.




Take an enema ! Maybe you'll feel better !



I meant in the head




I did too ! snicker
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#382583 - 01/18/09 05:35 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Jennifer Tilly


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#382584 - 01/18/09 09:08 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.




Take an enema ! Maybe you'll feel better !



I meant in the head




I did too ! snicker



It's not my fault and why should I feel bad about myself that my brain works differently?

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#382585 - 01/19/09 12:47 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.




I think you....would like the Type O

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#382586 - 01/19/09 10:11 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Seka




I thought this was Judi Dench




Seka _is_ porn's Judy Dench. Or maybe it's Serena.
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#382587 - 01/19/09 04:49 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.




Take an enema ! Maybe you'll feel better !



I meant in the head




I did too ! snicker



It's not my fault and why should I feel bad about myself that my brain works differently?




You shouldn't ! Be proud oh my favorite psychopath !!!
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#382588 - 01/19/09 04:53 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Hottest 50+ year old? Me!



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(Emo is only 49 in dog years)


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#382589 - 01/26/09 05:57 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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50-year-old actress Angela Bassett




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#382590 - 01/26/09 06:43 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Seka




I thought this was Judi Dench




Seka _is_ porn's Judy Dench. Or maybe it's Serena.


+

On no, it's most certainly not Serena

Here's a shot of her from the FOXE awrds a couple of years ago -





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#382591 - 01/26/09 07:40 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.




Take an enema ! Maybe you'll feel better !



I meant in the head




I did too ! snicker



It's not my fault and why should I feel bad about myself that my brain works differently?




You shouldn't ! Be proud oh my favorite psychopath !!!



I am!

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#382592 - 01/27/09 03:59 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Wow, Serena looks like that proverbial lady who has 40 cats in her home and scares all the neighborhood kids away with her cackles. How time flies.
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#382593 - 01/28/09 04:52 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Serena looks like an aging hippie, which, incidentally, is what she is. Seka, no thanks. Brigitte Nielsen (on her way to rehab) is a better aging short haired blonde:
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#382594 - 11/15/09 01:23 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Jane Seymour

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#382595 - 11/15/09 04:57 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Robbye Bentley



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#382596 - 11/15/09 06:13 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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^^^^ HA!!

What an insult!! She isn't even 40 yet. In fact according to the net, she's a fist full of years younger than Gia.

[Gia being the official "XPT yardstick" for gauging how a woman looks for her age].

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#382597 - 11/15/09 10:39 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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#382598 - 11/15/09 11:43 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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61 year old Georgette Parks???



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#382599 - 11/16/09 12:20 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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61 year old Georgette Parks???






No no... GOD NO!

That is one of the nastiest things that I've ever seen.

Fuck, man, look at all the veins!!!

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#382600 - 11/16/09 04:56 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Its a cross-post, and she's allllllmost 50, but I will add Selena Steele here.


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#382601 - 11/16/09 11:43 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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50-year-old actress Angela Bassett







Do Nigress get old ? I thought that they all just died of Crack Overdoses and acute watermellon consumption.
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#382602 - 11/16/09 12:02 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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#382603 - 11/16/09 03:17 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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I just saw an interview with Vallerie Bertinelli(probably not spelled right) anyway she is going to be 50 in a few months. She looks dam good for that.
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#382604 - 11/16/09 04:02 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Morgan Freeman? Story out that he's had a long time affair with his step-granddaughter since she was underage and the reason why his marriage of 25 years ended. E’Dena Hines.


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#382605 - 11/16/09 06:19 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Morgan Freeman? Story out that he's had a long time affair with his step-granddaughter since she was underage and the reason why his marriage of 25 years ended. E’Dena Hines.







So his hottest is confirmed. He can attract underaged girls!

Go Morgan! Go Morgan! Go Morgan!!!!
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#382606 - 07/25/10 07:32 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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#382607 - 07/26/10 12:41 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Apollonia Kotero, she will be 50 this year, still










easily hotter than most 20 year olds.




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#382608 - 07/27/10 02:47 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Apollonia Kotero, wasn't she Price girlfriend at one time? As you guess I'm not a big Prince fan.And the hottest 50 year old to me is Deauxma

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#382609 - 07/27/10 03:15 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Nina Hartley is 50 I believe, and she still has a great ass.

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#382610 - 07/27/10 05:11 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Apollonia Kotero, wasn't she Price girlfriend at one time? As you guess I'm not a big Prince fan.And the hottest 50 year old to me is Deauxma




Amen Brother!

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#382611 - 07/28/10 04:14 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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#382612 - 07/28/10 11:05 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Annabella Sciorra is over 50 and still looks damn good.



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