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#382552 - 01/08/09 07:04 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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#382553 - 01/08/09 09:56 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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the best Mimi Rogers clip you will ever see:

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/1319890/mimi_rogers_massage/
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#382554 - 01/09/09 12:35 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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the best Mimi Rogers clip you will ever see:




My goodness.
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#382555 - 01/09/09 01:47 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
Visaman Offline
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Posts: 94
Sexy Sue Johanson



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#382556 - 01/09/09 02:18 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
steveb Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 662
Quote:

Quote:

the best Mimi Rogers clip you will ever see:




My goodness.




To quote Mae West, "Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie."

Tom Cruise has always had great taste in beards.

Mimi!
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#382557 - 01/09/09 02:51 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Quote:

Quote:

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the best Mimi Rogers clip you will ever see:




My goodness.




To quote Mae West, "Goodness had nothing to do with it, dearie."




duly noted.
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#382558 - 01/16/09 11:59 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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#382559 - 01/16/09 12:39 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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hulkster's ex wife turned a cougar


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#382560 - 01/16/09 12:43 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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To me Mrs Hulkster is a beast. I'd only let her use me as a fucktoy if I was getting pw-like compensation for privates.
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#382561 - 01/16/09 05:15 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Tina Turner must've been 50 in the 80s and she's still bangable.
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#382562 - 01/16/09 05:47 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
The Second Coming Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 12/29/08
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Quote:

hulkster's ex wife turned a cougar






El G, don't you think this bitch is looking a bit trannyish?

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#382563 - 01/16/09 10:52 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:

hulkster's ex wife turned a cougar






El G, don't you think this bitch is looking a bit trannyish?





no




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#382564 - 01/17/09 04:48 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe

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Better picture. But still, look at those manly legs.

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#382565 - 01/17/09 06:17 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Bodywise,she's TT Boy at 55.

Short,squat and massive moobs.
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#382566 - 01/17/09 11:57 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Probably when the Hulkster inseminated her all of his steroids went along for the ride.
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#382567 - 01/17/09 08:24 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
Quote:





Would anyone here with a penis turn down a titty fuck from her?


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#382568 - 01/17/09 08:59 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Registered: 08/02/03
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Would anyone here with a penis turn down a titty fuck from her?





I would love to give her an enema or 5 of them. But before the enema I would rather lube her asshole with my right inder finger and Warm Vanilla Sugar oil for like 10-12 minutes.

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#382569 - 01/18/09 12:37 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Registered: 06/05/05
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Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?

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#382570 - 01/18/09 06:23 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Quote:

Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.

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#382571 - 01/18/09 07:23 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
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Panzer,

Freud would say that your enema fixation is symptomatic of being stuck at the Anal Stage of psychosexual developement. You should exhibit an "anal-expulsive" personality (messy, wasteful, destructive). Your parents should have done a better job of praising and rewarding you for appropriate use of the toilet.

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#382572 - 01/18/09 07:48 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Quote:

Quote:

Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.




Take an enema ! Maybe you'll feel better !
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#382573 - 01/18/09 07:55 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
backdoorman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/01/08
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Loc: Hillbilly Holler
Sharon Stone

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#382574 - 01/18/09 08:04 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Porn Jesus

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Seka
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#382575 - 01/18/09 08:07 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Registered: 03/22/07
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Quote:


Seka




I thought this was Judi Dench
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#382576 - 01/18/09 08:09 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Registered: 09/01/08
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Sophia Loren at 71 in 2006
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#382577 - 01/18/09 08:14 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
backdoorman Offline
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Dana Delaney - Cougar or schoolgirl

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#382578 - 01/18/09 08:54 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Quote:

Quote:

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Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.




Take an enema ! Maybe you'll feel better !



I meant in the head

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#382579 - 01/18/09 12:46 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Loc: mx
Veronica Castro



Julieta Rosen



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#382580 - 01/18/09 01:12 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
Quote:

Veronica Castro








i hate that bitch!

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#382581 - 01/18/09 01:21 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
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Catherine Keener









A weekend of drugs and sex with Janice Dickinson should be good






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#382582 - 01/18/09 03:32 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.




Take an enema ! Maybe you'll feel better !



I meant in the head




I did too ! snicker
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#382583 - 01/18/09 05:35 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Jennifer Tilly


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#382584 - 01/18/09 09:08 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.




Take an enema ! Maybe you'll feel better !



I meant in the head




I did too ! snicker



It's not my fault and why should I feel bad about myself that my brain works differently?

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#382585 - 01/19/09 12:47 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.




I think you....would like the Type O

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#382586 - 01/19/09 10:11 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Seka




I thought this was Judi Dench




Seka _is_ porn's Judy Dench. Or maybe it's Serena.
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#382587 - 01/19/09 04:49 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.




Take an enema ! Maybe you'll feel better !



I meant in the head




I did too ! snicker



It's not my fault and why should I feel bad about myself that my brain works differently?




You shouldn't ! Be proud oh my favorite psychopath !!!
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#382588 - 01/19/09 04:53 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Hottest 50+ year old? Me!



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-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy

(Emo is only 49 in dog years)


Edited by charin (01/19/09 05:20 PM)
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#382589 - 01/26/09 05:57 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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50-year-old actress Angela Bassett




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#382590 - 01/26/09 06:43 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Seka




I thought this was Judi Dench




Seka _is_ porn's Judy Dench. Or maybe it's Serena.


+

On no, it's most certainly not Serena

Here's a shot of her from the FOXE awrds a couple of years ago -





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#382591 - 01/26/09 07:40 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Alex why are you obsessed with enema play?



I don't know. Maybe it is because I am sick.




Take an enema ! Maybe you'll feel better !



I meant in the head




I did too ! snicker



It's not my fault and why should I feel bad about myself that my brain works differently?




You shouldn't ! Be proud oh my favorite psychopath !!!



I am!

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#382592 - 01/27/09 03:59 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
Bluecipher Offline
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Wow, Serena looks like that proverbial lady who has 40 cats in her home and scares all the neighborhood kids away with her cackles. How time flies.
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#382593 - 01/28/09 04:52 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Serena looks like an aging hippie, which, incidentally, is what she is. Seka, no thanks. Brigitte Nielsen (on her way to rehab) is a better aging short haired blonde:
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#382594 - 11/15/09 01:23 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Jane Seymour

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#382595 - 11/15/09 04:57 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Registered: 03/14/06
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Robbye Bentley



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#382596 - 11/15/09 06:13 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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^^^^ HA!!

What an insult!! She isn't even 40 yet. In fact according to the net, she's a fist full of years younger than Gia.

[Gia being the official "XPT yardstick" for gauging how a woman looks for her age].

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#382597 - 11/15/09 10:39 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/26/09
Posts: 273




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#382598 - 11/15/09 11:43 PM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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61 year old Georgette Parks???



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#382599 - 11/16/09 12:20 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/21/08
Posts: 353
Loc: Illinois, US, Earth,
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61 year old Georgette Parks???






No no... GOD NO!

That is one of the nastiest things that I've ever seen.

Fuck, man, look at all the veins!!!

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#382600 - 11/16/09 04:56 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
geek Offline
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Registered: 04/26/09
Posts: 366
Its a cross-post, and she's allllllmost 50, but I will add Selena Steele here.


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#382601 - 11/16/09 11:43 AM Re: Hottest 50+ year old?
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Registered: 05/18/09
Posts: 890
Loc: Midwest / Florida
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50-year-old actress Angela Bassett







Do Nigress get old ? I thought that they all just died of Crack Overdoses and acute watermellon consumption.
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