Wig comes in the mail
Brandon grabs Polaroid Cam
Knox gets Load in Mouth

Brandon makes new post
In the "Website Talk" forum
Knox latest update

I hate this Thread
This Thread Sucks
Ryan Knox is the Worst

Christian Triple X
Sees Brandon's latest update
Lust for Donny Long

Ryan calls JM
"I just saw Freaks of Cock 5!!"
Which he wasn't in

Knox is hired 'cause
His gut flatter than fellow
Homeless dudes in shoot

Monkey PM's you

"Dude I totally Owned Him!"

Superloads Gives Praise

Ryan is happy
about getting attention
even thru abuse.



When will the Monkey
Draw upon his mod powers
And lock down this thread?




Can Ryan survive
Unmentioned and forgotten
Throughout XPT?



If no one mentions
The mope they call Ryan Knox,
Will he disappear?





I may be alone,
You might fell differently
But it's worth a try.


Let's ignore Ryan
For the whole month of July.
It could just kill him.

You PM Monkey

"Dude I Totaly Owned Him!"

Monkey Gives You Praise

I'm sorry Ryan,
I have never mentioned you
In any PM.

Why kill Haiku thread?

Knox has many responses

That suck as Haiku's

Knox is cool with this
Probably takes more abuse
From Porn Whores on shoot

Monkey Falls Asleep

With Dick in Superloads' Ass

Sup Replies Three Times.

Woody come out to play...

Don't ruin Ryan's day...

Your absence aids in his worthlessness and inability to get that pay.

the dirty needle
sends light through the veins
he smiles, grandma cries

Porn Whore is at zoo
Sees a chimp look for his dick
Remembers Ryan

Zookeeper makes call
To Brandon to pimp talent
Knox gets the booking

Chimp arrives on set
Needs fluff to ready for scene
Knox Twenty richer

Chimp is pissed at Knox
Makeup girl consoles the Chimp
"Just give Knox more time"

Shoot with Chimp becomes
A big failure with Ryan
Ryan kicked off shoot

Brandon saves the shoot
Chimp becomes the new update
Load My Mouth.com

Brandon posts pics of
His load on Chimp's fat lips
tritone estatic

Knox sees Jib on set
"No fucking way that thing will...
..will fit in my ass!!!"

Director wonders ...
'How the fuck can this guy get
Booked on real shoot?'

Sony HD Cam
Mounted on shoe for the Jib
Short lens for Knox shoot

Knox sighs in relief
"This glass makes me feel better.."
When it's up his ass

Director asks TD
"Why is 2 so fucking dark?"
It's up Ryan ass

TD calls next shot
"Cam 2, you need to pull out..."
Knox want's Cam to push

Brandon is Producer
Is amazed at the concept
Of 2 cam shoot

Director needs closeup
Of Brandon's load in the mouth
Knox moves to wrong mark

Superloads Assaults

With Nerf Ball like Damaging

More Feeble attempts

Super in Vegas

He Wants Christian's Autograph

Pays Full Admission

Super Sees Jeff Mike

Tucks Penis between his legs

Asks Jeff to Hire him

Knox's last 5 bucks
Spent at internet cafe
To post in this thread

Ryan needs 5 bucks
Calls Brandon from a pay phone
Brandon sends 5 deers

Ryan calls Brandon
"Brandon, WTF, deers?"
Brandon pulls folder

"Hey Knox, don't worry..
They have model releases..
And are Half My Age..."

Knox looks at Timex
Sees just one more minute left
Drops homeless dude's wrist

Knox runs in cafe
Geek cafe dude tells Ryan
"No more free refills"

Ryan is depressed
Wonders why he is lower
Than Donny Long

Superloads Give Up

You're at the Top of your Game

And your Haikus Suck

Quote:

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Asks Jeff to Hire him

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Here's a puzzler that's bothered me since grade school.

I've always felt that "hire" and "higher" sound EXACTLY the same, and while concensus is that "higher" has 2 syllables, many feel that "hire" has only 1.

Brandon Iron's gut
Is getting fat and flabby
Yet harder than Knox

Brandon expanding
Both torso and new website
"Buddha Fucking Teens"

Like many other great Hollywood actors, I have put on some weight for an upcoming role. It's for SHE IS HALF MY AGE #50 (THE GOLDEN ANNIVERSARY EDITION). Thank you for noticing my devotion to my craft....services.

After the stock market meltdown last year, I decided to put my money into Krispy Kreme. Not the stock....the donuts. My porfolio consists mainly of sugar and cake. I remade BAKER'S DOZEN at a considerable discount to the original.

I am launching a new site called www.loadMYmouth.com in which the women will feed me ho hos.

But seriously, I am unemployed and Jeff has been overpaying me with ridiculously large royalty checks. My Swiss bank account is too full now so he is paying me in Toblerone bars.

I am a victim of my own success, it seems. Besides, if you haven't eaten Beluga caviar off a whore's asscrack on the deck of a private yacht off the French Riviera, you haven't lived.

Anchors away, my friend. I am the real Capt. Stabbin, proving it at each meal as I stab the filet mignon with my fork.

That brick-wall @ 40 is a fucking bitch, isn't it B?

Well, when I started this business, I was hungry for work. Now, I'm just hungry.

Seriously, killer weed plus killer pussy is a leathal combo....and I'm not talking about Nacho Vidal's Killer Pussy line from a few years ago.

I am trying to get my act together but today is a perfect example of the debauchery that fills my day. Blowjob with newbie turns into fuck scene with newbie turns into anal creampie with newbie. There are other ways to spend $40, mind you, but I fell into the bearded clam trap hidden between 2 creamy smooth thighs.

Seriously, I took this young lady for a nice dinner afterwards and we both had a blast.

In short, I am Caligula.

Quote:

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In short, I am Caligula.

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Which one of the girls on LoadMyMouth is your sister?

Too kinky for me....

I served with Caligula. I knew Caligula. Caligula was a friend of mine.


Brandon Irons, you're NO Caligula.

I'm still young(ish). Give me time.

*Deleted*

Here is scary thought
LoadMyMouth dot com shot in
Hi Definition

The site could be used
For Dental education
For Dental students

Bulb goes off in head
Brandon has an idea
Calls UCLA

New study begins
On effect of drugs and cum
And Jack in the Box

UCLA has
Final report of study
Girls are quarantined

Brandon gets notice
From Doctors on the study
"Brandon, you are fat."

There is just more of me to love. Think of me as a Ron Jeremy in the making.

I'll keep an eye out. Haven't hired one yet so I'm sure they will stand out when I see them.

Fatman and Iron

Derail Ryan's Haiku Thread

With Non Sequiters

Ryan is happy
For the lack of attention
Due to Brandon's gut

Ryan unhappy
For the lack of attention
From porn directors

Porn whores are happy
Make their rate in one hour
Knox is not on shoot

Brandon is happy
Yet feels guilty for Ryan
Books him for blowbang

Knox is happy now
"I will be there for this shoot"
Loses his bus pass

Knox very depressed
Reads this thread at Library
Happy for this thread

Attention is word
That doesn't apply to Knox
As well as his dick

Attention is word
A soldier has to stand at
But Ryan's dick can't

Reading your post
Made me vomit
I'm now 4 pounds lighter

Dammit Superloads

You can't Fix Dumb with Dumber

You must Cease, Desist

Dammit Ryan Knox
You can't afford Viagra
Stop calling Brandon

Dammit Ryan Knox
Little Blue Pill won't cure your
Unemployment, dude

Dammit Ryan Knox
If you want tatoo on chest
At least have a chest

Knox is pasty white
Marilyn Manson calls Knox
Knox books a private

Knox at Manson's crib
Wears costume Manson gives him
Knox is "King of Pop"

Ryan's Private doomed
Can't get hard due to lack of
Prepubescent boys

Ryan decides to
Go legit with real job
As a Barrista

Ryan's resume'
"Blowbangs, pissed on and puked on..."
"Will take direction"

HR guy looks at
Ryan's stellar resume'
"Can you speak English?"

Knox has to admit
Of his career in Porno
Yet has made coffee

HR guy explains
"The good thing is that no one"
"Will recognize you"

I hate this thread
I am running a poll
to move this shitty thread

I should start new thread
About former poster's like
"Where's Gen Padova?"