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#378762 - 12/05/08 09:08 AM strip clubs that only use $2.00 bill for change.
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I thought it was a joke....but I have seen it with my own eyes.....greedy bitchez.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_two-dollar_bill

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#378763 - 12/05/08 11:37 AM Re: strip clubs that only use $2.00 bill for change.
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Registered: 08/03/08
Posts: 67
Quote:

I thought it was a joke....but I have seen it with my own eyes.....greedy bitchez.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_two-dollar_bill




how often have you been to a strip club and they actually do this?

either way my dick is going to be happy

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#378764 - 12/05/08 11:55 AM Re: strip clubs that only use $2.00 bill for change.
Anonymous
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Quote:

Quote:

I thought it was a joke....but I have seen it with my own eyes.....greedy bitchez.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_two-dollar_bill




how often have you been to a strip club and they actually do this?

either way my dick is going to be happy




the joke goes....u r thinking with the wrong head.....

now he/it may actually be happy....but when you see that eviction notice on your door for failure to pay rent promptly dont come knocking on my door looking for a place to crash!

now if you bring one of the bitchez from the club for me...then we may be in negotiations.

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#378765 - 12/05/08 11:59 AM Re: strip clubs that only use $2.00 bill for change.
MicahKays Offline
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Registered: 08/03/08
Posts: 67
Quote:

Quote:

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I thought it was a joke....but I have seen it with my own eyes.....greedy bitchez.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_two-dollar_bill




how often have you been to a strip club and they actually do this?

either way my dick is going to be happy




the joke goes....u r thinking with the wrong head.....

now he/it may actually be happy....but when you see that eviction notice on your door for failure to pay rent promptly dont come knocking on my door looking for a place to crash!

now if you bring one of the bitchez from the club for me...then we may be in negotiations.




your a fucking natural with being funny, huh?


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#378766 - 12/05/08 12:11 PM Re: strip clubs that only use $2.00 bill for change.
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

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I thought it was a joke....but I have seen it with my own eyes.....greedy bitchez.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_two-dollar_bill




how often have you been to a strip club and they actually do this?

either way my dick is going to be happy




the joke goes....u r thinking with the wrong head.....

now he/it may actually be happy....but when you see that eviction notice on your door for failure to pay rent promptly dont come knocking on my door looking for a place to crash!

now if you bring one of the bitchez from the club for me...then we may be in negotiations.




your a fucking natural with being funny, huh?






I try.

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#378767 - 12/05/08 02:03 PM Re: strip clubs that only use $2.00 bill for change.
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Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
it's a good ifea. strippers deserve a raise. they've been tipped with $1 bills since like the 1940s. when you give a girl a single, don't you feel like you're giving her a nickel. especcially if she has to pick the bill up off the bar using her snatch or ass.
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#378768 - 12/05/08 06:24 PM Re: strip clubs that only use $2.00 bill for chang
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
oh yeah thats an old trick
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#378769 - 12/05/08 06:26 PM Re: strip clubs that only use $2.00 bill for chang
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
oh and by the way- stripping MAKES the girls greedy
thats how the game is played
volume
we are trained in the job- if were any good at it, to run the numbers
its all just the law of averages
run the numbers nd it will hit
just like any sales job
period
hey dont care if youre tipping them in dollar bills or two dollar bills- as long as youre tipping
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#378770 - 12/05/08 07:07 PM Re: strip clubs that only use $2.00 bill for chang
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Welcome to XPT'S Mythbusters.

Question.

Anybody ever try and swipe an AMEX card down
your piss-flaps.
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#378771 - 12/06/08 01:04 AM Re: strip clubs that only use $2.00 bill for chang
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Welcome to XPT'S Mythbusters.

Question.

Anybody ever try and swipe an AMEX card down
your piss-flaps.




I used to do that all the time, swipe my AMEX Gold card through the crack of the visiting stripper-whore. the first couple times, I did it as a sarcastic jibe about the whole sex-for-sale scene....the next 146 times I did it, it was due to the fact it turned me on (and turned a few of the girls on too.) Many strippers and whores are TURNED on sexually by the whole transaction of selling sex.....
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#378772 - 12/06/08 01:31 AM Re: strip clubs that only use $2.00 bill for chang
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
My best girl friend in Seattle is a tech genius. She's always the first to use pirated new software or some prototype of something. That's the advantage of dating the small subsection of hot tech geeks; the kind that had profiles in Fast Company and took you along on Silicon Valley biz trips in the late 90s.

She once had guys pay her with his cc directly by entering his info onto her paypal acct on her phone's internet browser. There was no service charge for the guys to use their cc as there was at the club; furthermore, paypal and the club had the same percentage deducted when cashing in. Guys loved the incentive of no service charge and did it. Her only drawback was that it was time consuming, so she limited it to large transactions. Then just for fun, she'd push her big jugs together and let the guys swipe the card between.
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#378773 - 12/06/08 02:59 AM Re: strip clubs that only use $2.00 bill for chang
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Whoremaster

Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
I bet she could have recalled whatever they punched into her phone later on and ripped them off if she was so inclined.
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#378774 - 12/06/08 09:21 AM Re: strip clubs that only use $2.00 bill for chang
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Many strippers and whores are TURNED on sexually by the whole transaction of selling sex.....





There are some regular “average” joe’s that get thrilled over the adrenaline rush of the thought of doing something “illegal”….like getting a hooker

Call it sex addiction or adrenaline junkies…..all the same to me


“Live fast, die young and leave a good-looking corpse”

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#378775 - 12/06/08 09:45 AM Re: strip clubs that only use $2.00 bill for chang
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
I use to collect brand new 2.00 bills till I found out they weren't worth shit and gave them all to a drug dealer.

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#378776 - 12/06/08 01:21 PM Re: strip clubs that only use $2.00 bill for chang
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Many strippers and whores are TURNED on sexually by the whole transaction of selling sex.....




I know I sure did.

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#378777 - 12/06/08 02:36 PM Re: strip clubs that only use $2.00 bill for chang
tattypatty Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
You niggas got it easy. The smallest notes Canada makes now is a fiver. Ain't no strippah that's gonna take a two dollar coin. Funny, once I served an Amurrrrrrrican and his change was 4 bucks and a bit, which means all coin. I gave it to him and he said 'What the fuck is this?' I explained to him that we don't have bills smaller than fives. He was very apologetic and left me an enormous tip...
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#378778 - 12/07/08 06:23 PM Re: strip clubs that only use $2.00 bill for chang
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Sexual redundancy: Even though we watch all kinds of porn flicks with all kinds of whores of all kinds of degrees of hottness performing all kinds of sick filthy acts...we come right back for the next new whore and watch HER do them; Even though some of us have had sex (in relationships AND for money) with numerous partners fulfilling all manner of fantasies and desires, we still get it up or get it on when the chance (or horniness) strikes again; even though some of us have been to countless pand had lapdances and conversations with countless strippers of all walks of life and hottness, when boredom or horniness or mischievnous strikes again we ONCE MORE prance to the nearest pussy palace and part with plenty of pesos for public pubic petting in the VIP Room (and maybe even a BBJ if we really hit it off.)

Paying for sex (or, accepting pay for sex) is redundant, yet I find it the best solution for myself given my circumstances and direction in life. It's not an addiction, anymore than fucking your wife of 20 years is an addiction (although if that were true, divorce rates would be 5% and not 50%+)...and, as I stated before, as for me, I am not actually paying for SEX...blowjobs/titfucking/cumgobbling is incidental when I transact with a whore. I am paying for her time, and SEX is but one of the many ways I may USE her company in and around myself and my life.

My Whore stories may seem redundant, but I believe in sharing and telling for many reasons, not the least of which their is a small (yet clear) thrill in reliving the experiences though writing about it...kinda like your Favorite masturbation fantasy except these ones are based on something that actually happened (albeit you PAID to have it happen.) AND in my own case, having been fucked at birth and robbed of MANY of the normal experiences the average person encounters, I've filled many of these inherent human needs with a Junk Food version of intimacy and sexual fulfillment. At least Junk food tastes fucking good...and while normal civilian chicks may have overlooked me during my college years and shortly after, I at least became something like the perfect perverted gentleman, the perfect John, in the eyes of some high quality whores. OF COURSE, I never forget it is about the money with whores...but as much as any whore can love her clients, many of my whores "love" me


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Many strippers and whores are TURNED on sexually by the whole transaction of selling sex.....



I know I sure did.




Insane, intangible hottness in this statement/admission. This is one of the dirty little secrets of whores (or at least it used to be)...for a long time people thought the MONEY was addicting for whores and the reason why most of them never could give it up completely, until their looks gave way and no one would pay them anymore. The fact is, the addiction aspect of it has equally as much to do with the sexual arousal and pleasure, AND THE POWER, that whores feel along with the money. It's like MEthamphetamine...the reason it is soooo addictive as a drug isnt just the effect of the drug itself, but the close association that the pleasure of the drug has with sexual pleasure....it's like a double whammy.... Euphoria + SEX.

I hope Baby G finds her David Duchovny-esque Sex addict soul mate who also has the $$ to have a big enough house to require a full week for her to fuck in every room, at 3 fucks per day.
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#378779 - 12/08/08 04:07 PM Re: strip clubs that only use $2.00 bill for chang
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

Welcome to XPT'S Mythbusters.

Question.

Anybody ever try and swipe an AMEX card down
your piss-flaps.




I used to do that all the time, swipe my AMEX Gold card through the crack of the visiting stripper-whore. the first couple times, I did it as a sarcastic jibe about the whole sex-for-sale scene....the next 146 times I did it, it was due to the fact it turned me on (and turned a few of the girls on too.) Many strippers and whores are TURNED on sexually by the whole transaction of selling sex.....




TRUTH
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#378780 - 12/18/08 07:13 AM Re: strip clubs that only use $2.00 bill for chang
todthebod Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 12/18/08
Posts: 1
THere is one around here that's done the $2 bill thing for years. I get funny looks from the cafeteria ladies at work when I pay with them. Everybody knows where you've been. If my wife minded me going I guess I would have to hide them.

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