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#378397 - 12/03/08 06:14 AM
Re: Who wants to fuck a pregnant Bunny?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Well if you seriously are considering the Bunny Ranch dude, first off, DONT go to Vegas, go to Reno...the Bunny Raunch is way the fuck up in Northern Nevada. Second, if you want to get ANYTHING at the Bunny Raunch, be prepared to PAY. Their prices and rates are ridiculously inflated, when you consider just what exactly your are paying for and getting. In My opinion, you are better off finding a high caliber escort/whore to visit you in your Hotel, or hanging out in a good stripclub and finding a stripper who you like and who will entertain you privately for a price that you negotiate with her .... if you MUST have Summer Verona, contact her and just point blank ask her if she ever tours and if she is willing to negotiate a private, independent and seperate session with you. I myself am no longer willing to pay a whore who works for a Pimp like Dennis Hof, knowing that I am helping HIM more than I am helping the whore. There are too many more deserving whores in the world....whores like Pretty Pleadz! 
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#378399 - 12/03/08 06:27 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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Pregnant women are a 2 for 1 bargain. Your getting fucked and blown at the same time.
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#378402 - 12/03/08 03:45 PM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
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First of all, "Bunnys"© work for Hef.... whores work for Hof. Secondly, as dictated by XPT bylaws, every post pertaining to bunny fucking requires at least one oblique reference to Cereal Lunch. 
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#378404 - 12/03/08 04:41 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
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Fucken frightening, both of you.
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#378405 - 12/03/08 04:47 PM
Re: Who wants to fuck a pregnant Bunny?
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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Don't the truckers at the Bunny Ranch have pregnant girlfriends to fuck instead of paying a pregnant whore?
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#378406 - 12/03/08 04:52 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA
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#378407 - 12/03/08 05:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Don't the truckers at the Bunny Ranch have pregnant girlfriends to fuck instead of paying a pregnant whore?
The thing to remember that most people dont, the strip clubs in Reno basically attract a WIDE spectrum of women from the surrounding "Frontier" states like Utah, all the way up to Idaho-ho, Montanna, and anywhere else that has a substantial white trash trailer park demographic. That means that the odds of finding a stripper pregnant-but-not-yet-showing are pretty good, and SHE probably knows someone who is MORE pregnant and willing to fuck you for about 5%-10% of what it will cost you to visit the bunny ranch.
Now, what the woman LOOKS like that you end up fucking is a complete scary, mystery, but white trash is white trash so.....
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Fucken frightening, both of you.
Lou, the original picture had a blond getting drilled by the Bunnyman, and that blonde resembled Holly Randall. I'd rather see that than some lame ass photoshopping done by our erstwhile frustrated "Porn Chick Fanclub director"-for hire, Senor hyde.
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#378408 - 12/03/08 06:26 PM
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Registered: 10/19/06
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I defer to your chivralous instinct Mr. LAR. And as long as we are on the subject of instinct. Thoughts on GE stock these days?. Ho's over Bro's except when it come to cashflHo's. naimsayin.
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#378411 - 12/03/08 10:30 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 06/22/07
Posts: 2656
Loc: Polekatz, Rte 43
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dennis doesn't seem to get that he is very ugly, fat as hell and old. the ass kissing whores have him convinced he's god's gift to women.
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#378412 - 12/03/08 11:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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My friend/acquaintance really, Shelly went back  , she had gotten married, started painting and was very happy but they divorced soon after and she went back to scumbag Dennis. I loved her stories about what a prick he really truly is. 
No way, Shelly is back ho'ing again at the Ranch?  Thats too bad.....
Gypsy, tell everyone some of the things Shelly used to share about Dennis hof, and then we can all shake our collective heads at the fact that this WOMAN, Shelly, has gone BACK to him after the marriage that Shelly used to ESCAPE from Dennis in the first place fell apart.
Gypsy, I know how much you liked Shelly, but honestly, the woman is a amoral, LAZY, shiftless WHORE to be doing what she is now doing. I mean, come on Gypsy, we both know that at the very LEAST, if shelly MUST be a whore, she could do so successfully on her own WITHOUT the Ranch and all its bullshit. At the most, she is smart enough and educated enough to be doing a whole slew of jobs. what total Bullshit
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#378413 - 12/04/08 01:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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There's just something about this that makes me run to the bathroom & fire a load right into my toilet.  Quote:
I am 5'6, 130, 34D, light brown hair, blue eyes. I am in my second year of pharmaceuticals school, but am taking time off to be a Bunny. I was a cheerleader in High School, grew up doing dance and gymnastics which also included stripping for 2 years. I love football and outdoor adventures and traveling, but love being a girly girl. My baby is due on Valentines day, which will be my first. I am currently single. I want to earn money so that I can be a stay at home Mom."
Whodababydaddy?
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#378414 - 12/04/08 03:21 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 09/30/07
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Loc: Australia
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Edited by Iglesia (12/04/08 03:28 AM)
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