If you are going to be in the Los Angeles area December 5-7th, drop by Adultcon at the Los Angeles Convention Center. I’ll be there peddling smut so stop by and say hi.

For more info, visit www.adultcon.com.

Will you be bringing any booth babes? You know, to draw the unwashed masses in their lakers and dodgers jerseys toward your glossy array of SIHMA boxes? Not that those fuckers ever buy anything, they rather wait for the announcement that a free spearmint rhino t-shirt is going to thrown from the mini-stage, at which point they trample one another to get there.

Yes he is.

Load my mouth? The only load that should go in that mouth is a loaded gun.

goddamn.... just... goddamn why.... i wanna see what some of those makeup miracle workers could do with that...

I have contractually bound a young lady to appear at the convention. I am repressing her dvd by the thousands. Details to come very soon but I expect each and every XXXPT member to be there.

As far as Adultcon goes, I am the face of JM Productions.
There will be a Kissing Booth to raise money for Max. He will be charging $1 for a peck on the cheek, $2 for French kissing, and $100 for a stovepipe session.

Awesome, Brandon. Can't wait to get pics of your tongue in Max's mouth.

Contact between performers is strictly forbidden by Adultcon bylaws. I can't change them.

I have comped you one stovepipe session with Mr. Hardcore and will chip in for a modeling "makeover" for you. Meet us behind the school closest to the Staples Center and bring a pack of smokes.

I expect Brandon to be seriously on the lookout for Haley Sweet to recoup his 250 dollars. lol

so let me get this straight. you were calling me and bitching on this forum about a girl who owed you less than 200 bucks? and you make how much again each month from Braincash? Good lord man. And if you give me an answer that you wanted to teach her a lesson about responsibility i will punch you the next time i see you.

The ticket is one thing but she used her in-flight cell phone to talk dirty to me the whole flight here. That bill turned out to be $1,900.....which I gladly paid.

Your subconscious wishes and your epidermis is showing....

I am living my dream, man. Why would I regret the day I was born? Stop projecting your own self-loathing onto well-adjusted perverts who enjoy year-round trick or treating.

My playmate today was this young lady born in June 1990. Her pearly whites are now just a wee bit pearlier.

Brandon, she's a cross between Charlene Tilton and Kayden Kross.

you lucky fucker... i kinda dig that one.... hating you now:)

The problem with celebrity worship is that it is only one dimensional. Sure, photos are nice but I can tell you with excruciating detail about the smell of that young lady's pussy and asshole.....the texture of the bottoms of her feet....the tickle of her tongue on your nutsack.

I....I.....I'm in love.

She's very pretty but looks much older than 18. More around mid-20's.

I swear she is 18.
Dan, PM me or e-mail me at brandoniron_99@yahoo.com.
Thanks.

I figured I'd waltz on down there Saturday. I really wish Adultcon was back at the hotel conference room they used to have it in. It was prettier than all the black sheets they hang up everywhere and vacant space at the LA Convention Center it's at now.

Thanks to all the people who stopped by to say hi at Adultcon. I got to play grab-ass quite a bit so it was cheaper than going to the strip club. Also, I believe I may have recruited some of the most dangerous offenders for future bukkakes.

To the dudes who bought dvds, mad props to ya. I appreciate covering the overpriced $12 parking at the Convention Center. Then again, if you see the people strolling in downtown LA, you wouldn't want to leave your car next to them.

I'm going to tough it out for a 10 hour stretch on Saturday from 1 to 11pm. Hope my bladder doesn't burst! Can't trust fans to not steal product from an unattended booth. You can't trust whores who blow you for money with the cash register either....PREACH!!!!

Seriously, the women at the show are ridiculously HOT!!! Come see some gorgeous sluts in high heels and thongs strut around like horny nymphs at the Playboy grotto. Have a couple beers and get blotto at the grotto. Get so wasted you molest some actress, get thrown out, break a window, fight a team of security guards, get arrested, have your photo on the local news, and embarass your family less than a month away from Christmas.

What....?? You got something better to do this weekend?