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#374070 - 11/12/08 05:05 PM Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
Quotes taken from http://www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=31263

Fantasy: "It’s great to be part of the Hustler family."
Reality: I have no home and I need money desperately.

Fantasy: "Ever the exhibitionist, Love’s stage show is a completely interactive experience for audience members."
Reality: She's available as a hooker after her shift is done.

Fantasy: "Shy is available for lap dances, Polaroid’s, and autographs."
Reality: I'm so desperate for money, you can a picture of me flossing my giant, overgrown, beaverish incisors.

Fantasy: "If you desire a more intimate look at this sexy, sultry Latina, many of her favorite DVDs will be on hand for purchase."
Reality: My DVDs sell like crap, so I have a bunch of extras sitting beside the dumpster I share with Chasey Lain.

Fantasy: "The fan favorite..."
Reality: Fan = 2 guys sharing an apartment in Canoga Park.

And where does this huge "world tour" head: 2 distant suburbs of L.A., and LoCal. Make sure you all show up and pay the skank in Monopoly money.


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#374072 - 11/12/08 05:35 PM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
is she a good dancer?
i want to go see her!
i wonder, i think there is a hustler club in denver
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#374074 - 11/12/08 05:39 PM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
theres poles at 13 pure, on the sides of the bar
dirty actually got up and "stripped" while dancing on one of the poles
me and jayden daniels (hustler girl) did too
it was fun, but they dnt let you get naked

ps theres not a hustler club in denver
just a penthouse
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#374075 - 11/12/08 08:20 PM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
hey look
this is a panoramic view of the hustler club newyorks dressing room!
check it out: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2008/11/11/nyregion/20081110_ROOMS_PANO.html

i like how they have a little sign that says "drain" on the drain lol
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#374076 - 11/12/08 10:00 PM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
Isn't that Renfield's avatar posted on the right wall?
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#374077 - 11/12/08 10:18 PM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
?
i dunno
lemme look again
but check out some of the handwritten signs- theyre funny as hell "no grinding on the floor- you will be sent home!" lol
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#374078 - 11/12/08 10:27 PM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
Mark_J Offline
Pervert

Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Do I tip Shy out in the green or the red apples after a private dance - anyone know her preference?


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#374079 - 11/12/08 11:00 PM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
If you're at one of those clubs and you see this coming at you, head for zee hills.





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#374080 - 11/12/08 11:18 PM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
she is a kind of tranny fucker




her next bisexual movie is with ryan knox and brandon irons

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#374081 - 11/13/08 01:13 AM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
Stevie Why Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Quote:

hey look
this is a panoramic view of the hustler club newyorks dressing room!
check it out: http://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2008/11/11/nyregion/20081110_ROOMS_PANO.html

i like how they have a little sign that says "drain" on the drain lol




Thats the cleanest, brightest back room out of any strip club I've *ever* seen. The two other Hustler Clubs I've been to were dark and creepy as shit. No way did that club look like that before the photographer got there.
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#374082 - 11/13/08 10:32 AM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
Quote:

Isn't that Renfield's avatar posted on the right wall?


There are millions of those bunny pics with different sayings on the bottom, they're all over, I got it from someones Myspace page.

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#374083 - 11/13/08 10:35 AM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
pretty Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
actually i thought it loked kinda skeevy
our dressing room at PT's is so cute!
its even decorated in girly lavender!
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#374084 - 11/13/08 10:56 AM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
IWAdult Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
^^^^ Skeevy, what a great word.

I’ve been doing my site for four years now and I have NEVER EVER read one good thing about her on any of the news sites. It’s always about money troubles, stealing, screwing people over etc etc.
Why people still higher her is beyond me.
And that’s not even mentioning her looks and HORRIBLE scenes.
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#374085 - 11/13/08 09:05 PM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
Fenris Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
Sigh.

Obviously there's something wrong with me, but I always loved Shy Love's look.

And if everyone loathes her so much, why the hell don't you just hire her, tape the negotiations where you browbeat her down to a pathetic payoff, hire four ugly dudes to fuck the snot out of her in the most disgusting, humiliating, roughest possible fashion, throw the money at her when they finish with her and then toss her and all her gear out the door no less than three minutes after the last guys comes on her face.

Voila. Hatefucking Volume 1.

If anybody actually does that, I'd get out the credit card...

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#374086 - 11/13/08 10:38 PM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
whorebot Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/20/07
Posts: 522
How much wood could a wood chuck...???

She has her front teeth halfway through!!!


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#374087 - 11/14/08 04:17 PM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
ivorenginedriver Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
Shy Love's overbite would not deter me from fucking her.

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#374088 - 11/15/08 04:58 AM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
IdahoArapaho Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/26/06
Posts: 50
Every man on this board - and half the women - would fuck Shy in an instant. What can I say...she makes my pecker hard. I like her teeth and her eyes. To me, it's the little imperfections - like Gia's lisp - that make a women beautiful. I don't care for women that have tried to make themselves look like a blonde barbie doll.

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#374089 - 11/15/08 04:53 PM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
IWAdult Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
I am not saying I wouldn’t fuck her (from behind) I am just saying I never read anything positive about her And I don’t care for her performances.
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#374090 - 11/15/08 06:42 PM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
I wouldnt, she's not that attractive. Her body is pretty hot but that face is very un appealing.

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#374091 - 11/16/08 09:28 AM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
CptSaveAhoe Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 11/12/08
Posts: 51
Loc: Save Ahoe, USA
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#374092 - 11/16/08 03:37 PM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
freestylah Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
I wouldn't fuck her. Though I would try to shove the tree she just chopped into her asshole. With chainsaw oil as lubricant.
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#374093 - 11/16/08 08:35 PM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
Bravo Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 05/10/08
Posts: 201
Does she really have a master's in accounting and is certified as a CPA?

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#374094 - 11/18/08 08:33 PM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Quote:

Does she really have a master's in accounting and is certified as a CPA?




Totally. And a really expensive home, AND a successful nightclub in Colorado.

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#374095 - 11/19/08 10:19 PM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
MrBelvedere Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/19/07
Posts: 510
Quote:

Sigh.

Obviously there's something wrong with me, but I always loved Shy Love's look.

And if everyone loathes her so much, why the hell don't you just hire her, tape the negotiations where you browbeat her down to a pathetic payoff, hire four ugly dudes to fuck the snot out of her in the most disgusting, humiliating, roughest possible fashion, throw the money at her when they finish with her and then toss her and all her gear out the door no less than three minutes after the last guys comes on her face.

Voila. Hatefucking Volume 1.

If anybody actually does that, I'd get out the credit card...






move that to fan request's. put me down for one too.

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#374096 - 11/20/08 09:24 AM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

Does she really have a master's in accounting and is certified as a CPA?




Im sure she believes it. Whore lie, even to themselves.
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#374097 - 11/20/08 06:42 PM Re: Shy Love Stripping: Fantasy vs. Reality
LouCypher Offline
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Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
Quote:

Quote:

Does she really have a master's in accounting and is certified as a CPA?




Im sure she believes it. Whore lie, even to themselves.




lol
Jeff used a scientific pluralism... kinda like "The Borg".
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