Okay, i know this new forum will have a lot of people confused and some even angered with the new power it has given the monkey, so im here to clear up a few things in this little q and a section. I will now be answering questions.
Umm you sir over there in the blue (monkey points to the man in the blue)
1. Q. Yes, given your hatred for mods and the power they yield on this board, now that you are one will you become so crazy with your new power that you will forget why you hated them so much in the past?.
A., great question, the answer is NO, a big fat NO. To be honest i plan to pretty much ignore that im a mod, the one thing i could see myself ever using it for would be to stop zenman from moving my posts but that won't be an issue since i am only posting here and he is modless in this forum, but a great question, next.
you maam in the pink dress with her left breast exposed (monkey points to the lady)
2. Q. (lady puts her breast back into the dress). That always works when i want attention. My question revolves around the first question and your recent mod power, do you plan to use it to ban members that think you dislike them such as smartt, lurid and fayner to name a few?.
A. First off i will say these are some great questions, my answer is the HUGE NO, NO NO NO NO. I respect everyone's right to post here and have been on the other end of a banning and it isn't the greatest feeling in the world. To be honest i don't really hate anyone here except zenman (wink) and enjoy the different aspects that people like smartt and fayner bring to the board. So that isn't even a blimp on the monkey's radar of possibility, i will pretty much be ignoring my mod status as mentioned in the first question, thanks. next
yes the young boy in the blue.
3. Q: High please don't take offense to this question. But i have this friend (uneasy laugh) who um hates the monkey and would like to see him get hit by a bus many times, can the cage still be a good place for him to post?.
A. That is not only fine but is what is wanted, first off don't let the name fool you, this isn't a place for people to talk about only the monkey, in fact i will prefer if that was kept to a low, my ego is as big as its ever going to get. This is a forum for people to express themselves and my aim is for people to say their likes and dislikes of porn, top 10s, all time favorite porns and stars, and just basically what is on YOUR minds, so users can get a better understanding of each member and what they bring to the board, and yes i am a homosexual. Basically its the stuff that doesn't really have any one section for it, so we take you in here at the cage, give you a warm meal and a bed for the night, because thats what we are about here.
Yes Mr poo i have seen you there with your hand up for a while, whats your question buddy.
4. Q. Back to the mod thing, i know you have already answered it but PLEASE BAN smartt, you know i dislike him and i will bribe you with porn.
A: Mr poo it ain't happening, im not banning anyone and i am defiantly not banning smartt, i appreciate what he brings to the board and he has been a mainstay here on xxxporntalk before i ever came around. It won't happen, its not going to happen , i will not budge please stop asking. (poo's head goes down, not happy with the answer he got).
If i missed any questions you would like answered please feel free to ask away on this thread and i will answer them for you, thanks SM.
Edited by smelly monkey (07/13/04 12:56 PM)
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