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#371239 - 10/27/08 09:55 PM Strip Club Financial Advice
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
For the first time in a long time, I will frequent a strip club soon. It's been a few years since I graced the walls of such a palce. Given the tough economic times, I'm asking the XPT degenerates to give some some economic advice that will enable me to maximize my experience, while minimizing the impact on my wallet.

It's beer-only, no nudies. If you want to do the research, it's the Hi-Liter in Phoenix, on 7th Street, so I recall. So very close to my Jesuit high school.

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#371240 - 10/27/08 10:21 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
the unknown pervert Offline
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Your going to a strip club named after a magic marker? Is the Crayola in a bad part of town or something?
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#371241 - 10/27/08 11:26 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
champagne/fantasy/vip whatever rooms, if they offer them, are often a far cry cheaper than a big block of single dances, willie
for instance where i work an hour of nude dances is eight hundred dollars, whereas a room for an hour is three hundred
as im fond of saying "fuck a room, get money" so for you, as a customer, the opposite would hold true
dont get suckered into tipping for "more"
there is no more, unless shes a whore and youll likely get ripped anyway- ie, getting rolled by her bouncer, or paying for something she never ends up doing
be careful about ladies drinks
they often ask and youll agree before finding out a ladies drink is like some retarded amount like twenty bucks
i hate it when guys do this but.... leave your debit/atm/credit card at home
bring your budget with you and dont exceed it
thisll keep you from overspending for one, and save you from the retarded atm surcharges and club funny money charges alot of clubs BANK off of
keep good track of your dances, or better yet- this is what the really savvy dudes do and it chaps my hide, but godamn if it doesnt work- agree to how many dances you wanna do upfront and pay her for them right out the gate, that way you dont get overcharged and theres no confusion about how many you did
if i think of any more ill post em
have fun- and dont get pickpocketed lol

love, pretty
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#371242 - 10/27/08 11:39 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
Anonymous
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My take is this...fly up to where Burg was reporing from last and get 'sum of them....you figure airfare, hotel, cab/rental + hookers that will BLOW in the VIP....come on where can you go wrong in that scenario. Shit even gas prices have gone down a bit....wonder in the airlines have taken heed to that as of yet!

good luck with getting 'sum strange!

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#371243 - 10/27/08 11:43 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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1) get partial load on before u set foot in the club, save on booze expense, etc. That 40 bucks u save on drinks might allow u to stick your finger up a hott chick's snatch.

2) Bring Pills. Preferably Vicodin or Percocet, and the odd handful of xanax is good to have too. If you cant find any of these drugs (but you should), then at least get some nondescript generic WHITE pills, like sodium Bicarb or vitamin c ...and let the whores SEE you gobbling these little white lies in the club (pretend to do do, or at least, spend a lot of time talking to the girls about drugs.)

3) as far as the girls/whores go....be choosy, make sure you see and speak to ALL the girls available before dropping a dime on any of them. When u find the one you LIKE more than the rest, pick her and tell her she is your favorite, and you sneak off hopefully to a secluded booth or table on the sides or somewhere semi private. By concentrating all your cash on one whore, you maximize your ROP% (return on Perviness) and the chance she will take a liking to you and offer you a BLOW JOB for 100 bucks.
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#371244 - 10/27/08 11:52 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
gross
youre gonnacatch something burg
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#371245 - 10/28/08 12:10 AM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
tattypatty Offline
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Pretty, your post was very informative. Burg's was, too, only the gals here prefer blow to pills. My last gal was the bartender at the big spot here so I haven't really gotten a lot of dances of late (except paying one of the girls 40 bucks to do the robot and the sprinkler onstage when her song came on), but you may want to try to play a couple of the girls off eachother in a subtle way. Remember: They have something you want (pussy); you have something they NEED (cash money, nigga).
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#371246 - 10/28/08 12:19 AM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
tip teh strippas with monopoly money. women appreciate a sense of humor in men.



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#371247 - 10/28/08 01:30 AM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
Anonymous
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Bad New Good News-----

Quote:

2) Bring Pills. Preferably Vicodin or Percocet, and the odd handful of xanax is good to have too. If you cant find any of these drugs (but you should), then at least get some nondescript generic WHITE pills, like sodium Bicarb or vitamin c ...and let the whores SEE you gobbling these little white lies in the club (pretend to do do, or at least, spend a lot of time talking to the girls about drugs.)





First Burgs post is extremely relevant………but there is a catch…..YOU MUST BE A REGULAR or a FOD (Friend of Dancer)…..otherwise your shit out of luck with any sort of narcotic……Then again the girls just maybe the ballsy type……

This club that will remain anonymous near MIA (IATA/FAA LID) one of the “dancers” asked me a very upfront question…………………………

“Are you a cop”?

“NO!”

“Okay BJ’s are $50 and FUCK is $90 in the VIP…..There also is a cover for the VIP too”


Alrighty then…..I will make a note of it…..

These strippers were so ugly…I don’t want to get into it…..I still want the stain in my memory to go away!

But I digress…….Never and I mean never offer drugs to the dancers you don’t know…..

Reasons include….

A) We all ready went over…they think YOU are a cop.
B) She may be the only miss goodie two shoes in the joint and reports you to the manager…..management tends to overlook the whores getting high….but when your bringing in outside party favors…its keeping them from drawing you or the dancers from buying DRINKS….and that costs them $$$$. Hell the manager may have already cornered the market on the dealer biz in that club….and you don’t want to step on his toes or out the door you go.
C) It’s a completely and totally legit club…..highly unlikely but we have had Bush in office for 8 years….. Weirder things have happened…..they look upon you as someone who might get them popped or ruin their pristine image…..then bouncer kicks your ass to the curb.


Just remember to do your homework……don’t get blindsided!

Now on to pretty comment……………..

Quote:

gross
youre gonnacatch something burg




Everyone has “something” whether they realize it or not…..I mean fuck were all gonna die eventually…….oh, but wait….I would rather stay at home all by myself…alone. LONELY…..protected from the environment and its elements…..remember you could get hit by a bus…..

Live life as it is your last day……cause it quite very well may actually be.


tatty my brother…………..shit….whores will go with what they can get……

Quote:

only the gals here prefer blow to pills.




It’s like a motherfuckin football game…….do you want to go with a field goal or a touchdown?


Touchdown naturally……..but in a pinch…….a field goal is better then nothing!

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#371248 - 10/28/08 03:27 AM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Hence, why I said, make sure the girls SEE you gobbling the pills (or pretend to)....OR you spend your time somehow talking about the pills ("Yeah, I fucked up my back last week pile driving my whore-of-a-wife, and the doctor gave me these fucking pills that jusssst make me feel all Kinds a' FUNKKKK-eeeeee.....!"....wiggle your fingers and stare at them as u say this in front of the strippers) THAT way, they will ask you if they are interested in "them thar' pills".....

Street value of a typical Percoet is around 10 bucks a pill...Most REALLY good topless lap dances in Providence Rhode Island are 25 bucks each, 40 for 2, 50 for 3.... However, if you give a girl who is addicted to Percocet 3 or 4 percs, she'll all but stick her hand down your pants and jerk you off while sitting in your lap and make sure it takes her about 30 minutes to do it. Point being, for those girls into it, Percocet (or any other pill) TRUMPS all.....
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#371249 - 10/28/08 05:41 AM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
Outback Whack Offline
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Registered: 04/02/05
Posts: 314
Wear really thin trousers (or better still, loose shorts) and no underwear.

Now, interestingly, Pretty has suggested the VIP room. This is my tip as well, although every bloody book and website on strip clubs and every shitty men's magazine advice columnist is gonna say you must avoid the VIP room at all cost as "you will blow a fortune and get no action". This has not been my experience - because you pay upfront you don't get any nasty surprises or girls trying to say you had more dances than you actually had, and you can get a whole lot of nastiness done in one solid hour.

Now, the secret seems to be to pick the right girl to take to the VIP room. Sit at the bar for a while and just watch the girls as they dance on stage and walk around. If you don't have time to chat, go for one that is moving her booty a lot or touching her tits a lot. Chatty girls can also be hot lapdancers; they are too busy talking to notice where you just stuck your hand until it is too late ...

If I lived in Arizona I would be spending just about every weekend in a Vegas strip club.

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#371250 - 10/28/08 09:19 AM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
ragnaroknroll Offline
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Just my personal preference I find it easier to be a "regular" of a stripper I like. After dropping three or four songs on her over three or four visits (minimizing the financial hit)...then I get offers of handjobs or extras outside of the club. This helps them to screen out the crazies, and helps me find a whore who'll give it up for me

Agree with everyone saying don't spend any cash until you see all the girls at work or on stage. Buyers Beware.

Berg's 100 percent right about the Percs too. Even the air-dancers; even the fucking cunt whores who give you that blowjob by just running their mouth over the tent in your jeans...They all love those percs.

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#371251 - 10/28/08 09:53 AM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
gia jordan Offline
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The stage show isn't relevant to how she will move on a lapdance. I always found lapdances easier since you have more control of your body and center of gravity than teetering in high heels on a slick floor. It took me a long time to get good on stage, yet I banked every night. You can tell who will move smoothly and fluid on a lapdance by watching a girl just walk around the club, her body language, and how she carries herself.
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#371252 - 10/28/08 10:39 AM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
Smell of Anus Offline
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Registered: 07/14/08
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How much do you charge for handjobs behind the club, Gia?

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#371253 - 10/28/08 04:32 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
I was hoping Windsock would offer to lend me some sweatpants, but alas....

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#371254 - 10/28/08 05:32 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
taint1974 Offline
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Registered: 04/21/07
Posts: 398
Quote:

Pretty, your post was very informative. Burg's was, too, only the gals here prefer blow to pills.



Don't waste good booger sugar on a stripper, take that shit to a normal club and hook up with chicks there.

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#371255 - 10/28/08 05:46 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
LouCypher Offline
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Registered: 10/19/06
Posts: 9958
Loc: fortified
No "all n00d" equals fail. I know it's not your call to go there so toss your buddy a few 50's, have a few brews, and flex your xpt pimp hand.
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#371256 - 10/29/08 08:49 AM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

The stage show isn't relevant to how she will move on a lapdance. I always found lapdances easier since you have more control of your body and center of gravity than teetering in high heels on a slick floor. It took me a long time to get good on stage, yet I banked every night. You can tell who will move smoothly and fluid on a lapdance by watching a girl just walk around the club, her body language, and how she carries herself.





shes right
also, you can usually tell who gives a good dance not only by whos back there alot, but by how long she keeps a dude back there
if she goes back there with a dude for one song, maybe not so hot
especially if shes consistently one hit wondering around the club- one dance from this guy, one dance from te next guy and so forth
if she takes a guy back there for five or more songs and then walks him out fo the club broke but happy, thats your girl
also- one other piece of advice: if the waitress, doorman, dj orfloor manager reccomends a girl to you, id take this info with a grain of salt
this sort of endorsement can be easily bought by the reccomended dancer herself and is one of the oldest dancer tricks in the book
if i were a guy id pick based on looks and hustle or motivation
i woudnt pick based on stage except for how she looks
id also check out how the guys she dances with behave afterward
are they smiling? are they sending heir friends to go dance with her? are they going back to the atm and getting more money then oing back there with her once again?

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#371257 - 10/29/08 05:58 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9181
If the palce is the same as it was last time, there's no real VIP room per se. But the private show rooms are walled off.

I've already established a rule of thumb that I will spend more on a stripper who has a more outlandish story about why they became a stripper. Long time ago, some whore was dancing for me and kept telling me how difficult it was to kick her coke habit. Sheesh, like I'm gonna spend anything on you! Paying your way to an engineering degree at ASU--that's a good start. Hopefully I will find a whore who says she's raising money to fund an Iditarod team in 2010--she'll make bank.

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#371258 - 10/29/08 06:13 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
Vice Admiral Offline
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Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
The whore who tells me about her coke habit gets my hard-earned dollars. Because I know that $300 and an eight-ball gets me up in her bunghole until the sun comes up -- while her kid waits for mommy to come home.

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#371259 - 10/29/08 10:50 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
Fenris Offline
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Registered: 04/15/08
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Quote:

Hopefully I will find a whore who says she's raising money to fund an Iditarod team in 2010--she'll make bank.




I swear to god Pretty was talking about sponsoring a dogsled team just the other day...
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#371260 - 10/30/08 07:35 AM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
nah lol
im just in it to raise money for new boobies
yay for big hot fake titties!
there is nothing noble about why i dance
i just have fun, try n make as much money as i can while playing dress up flirting and dancing
and while i give a great dance, there is nothing illegal in my dances, so i probably wouldnt get more than one dance w anyone on here
lol
sounds like they all want pornwhore acrobatics and escort services at lapdance prices

love, pretty
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#371261 - 10/30/08 08:10 AM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:


sounds like they all want pornwhore acrobatics and escort services at lapdance prices




Isn't that the American way? Pay as little as possible for the greatest results?
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#371262 - 10/30/08 08:25 AM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
3SB Offline
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Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
When are you going, Willie? This thread is good, but clearly you need time to perform a proper & complete cost benefit analysis and weigh the risks and rewards before you embark on any financial journey of this magnitude.

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#371263 - 10/30/08 10:08 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
Vice Admiral Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
Quote:

sounds like they all want pornwhore acrobatics and escort services at lapdance prices




Lapdances cost $20 per four minutes, or $300 per hour. So you're fairly correct, that's what we want.

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and while i give a great dance, there is nothing illegal in my dances, so i probably wouldnt get more than one dance w anyone on here




You might get two with me. I'm usually too stoned to recognize your deluded sense of self-worth until the second dance. But when the economy was good, you might have wheedled $2000-3000 out of me in a night of "lapdances" if you were to have fed me cocaine and sucked my cock in the VIP room before offering up your anus.

The economy is turning bad, so I won't have so much money to blow quite so often. But strip club whores who want to continue to get some of that money are going to have to get a lot looser real soon now.

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#371264 - 10/30/08 10:56 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
pinupmutant Offline
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Lapdances are $10 in Arizona.

And if you want the most bang for your buck, literally, invest in some Bolivian Marching Powder.

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#371265 - 10/30/08 11:49 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
Vice Admiral Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
In the Bay Area and LA I can find coke anywhere and show up with a pocket full of fun, but my guide to good blow (in both senses of the word) when on the road for business travel is always found in the local den of bump 'n grind (in both senses of those words). It costs more, but there is significantly less risk in buying dope from a dancer/whore once she's proved her not-a-copness by mouthing my cock over my trousers.

Since me getting arrested over the weekend would upset my employer, the tradeoff is worth it to me.


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#371266 - 10/31/08 02:31 AM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
Anonymous
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I almost forgot.....If your gonna be stuck in the VIP...dont forget to tip the DJ before and mention that you would like to hear a really, REALLY long song......

for this list clicky

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#371267 - 11/07/08 11:04 AM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
Quote:

Quote:

sounds like they all want pornwhore acrobatics and escort services at lapdance prices




Lapdances cost $20 per four minutes, or $300 per hour. So you're fairly correct, that's what we want.

Quote:

and while i give a great dance, there is nothing illegal in my dances, so i probably wouldnt get more than one dance w anyone on here




You might get two with me. I'm usually too stoned to recognize your deluded sense of self-worth until the second dance. But when the economy was good, you might have wheedled $2000-3000 out of me in a night of "lapdances" if you were to have fed me cocaine and sucked my cock in the VIP room before offering up your anus.

The economy is turning bad, so I won't have so much money to blow quite so often. But strip club whores who want to continue to get some of that money are going to have to get a lot looser real soon now.




oh and they are admiral, they are
and every club has girls like that- i dont judge
thats their schtick

when guys ask me for extras i just say "i do porn- wheres your camera, wheres your AIM test result link? can you pay my rate?"
but it has nothing to do with self worth
i have low self esteem
i just cant take those kind of risks without jeapordizing being able to do porn- a few extra bucks in the booth could get me out of porn when ive barely just begun, diseased, fired, and considering the special specific laws regarding the vu and pt's proximity to military bases, time in federal prison- no thanks!
like i said, i dont judge the chicks that do

theyre not hard to find- in fact i have heard a girl tell a dude shed suck his cock in VIP so im sure the girls that do just tell you they do that and quote you a price

and an hour of nudes where i worked was forty per, so around eight hundred
or thirty per where i work now, so whats that? like, i dunno, six something
there are dirty tricks girls pull to get more dances outof dudes, too, but i dont believe in using them- theyre shit like, not telling him "want to keep going?" and just keep dancing and then hit him with the bill

but thats not wise, cause if he doesnt have themoney he doesnt have it, and while once upon a time your bouncer might have rolled the dude for you or at least kicked his ass, this new era of corporate owned clubs has put the customer in the position of actually always being right and basically all the girl would get is charged by the club for what she owes on the dances and a bad rep amongst that particular guys' friends, coworkers etc.
thats bad business
in my humble opnion

and actually yes, aside from the occaisional rare lapdance binger, ive always done best one hit wondering around the floor- a dance here two dances there

at the vu we called it pingponging
but i dont really talk to the girls at pt's so we dont have any funny names for stuff there
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#371268 - 11/07/08 02:02 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
jamesn Offline
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an endocet(if possible) ahould never be more than 2/5 bucks.
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#371269 - 11/07/08 02:50 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
Vice Admiral Offline
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Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
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Pretty, do you have any references to your porn scenes? I'd like to rub one out thinking of your $40 lapdances...

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#371270 - 11/07/08 04:35 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
well sure admiral- theres the stuff on my site prettypleads.com
but i dont lok like that anymore- i was fat but very enthusiastic
and i am on yanks.com
neat, now i can go jerk it thinking about you jerking it watching me jerk it!
weeeeeee!
oh and theres an ancient clip of me someplace on netvideogirls.com where i used the name michelle i thik i was brunette- it was a blowjob but i have never seen that one, i think that was like, eight years ago but i looked cute and wore these totally bitchin white booty shorts

oh and i dont know what youre into, but the stuff on my site is mostly rough sex and gaggy blowjobs
the yanks.com clip is amaeur girls having real solo orgasms and i liked mine, i totally came
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#371271 - 11/07/08 07:21 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
Vice Admiral Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
I've found a "cool" ping-pong dancer is often a useful guide to which dancers are whorish enough to suck and/or fuck me in the club, which ones will step out, and who's the club drug dealer, and so forth. When a girl like you brushes my fingers away from her pussy, but doesn't get huffy about the fact my cock expects a sizeable proportion of strip club whores to give it up, that's when I've found my wingman.

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#371272 - 11/07/08 07:51 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
i actually wouldnt divulge that info
not to a customer- either the whorey girls or the drugs
its bad dancer etiquette
you might want to be careful about that too, like burg was mentioning using placebo pills to ply girls with, i know plenty of girls that have sold dudes thatwere dumb enough all kinds of fake shit in the club- bunk extacy, crushed up excedrine as blow, all kinds of shit like that goes on
well since it was you, and if you paid me, i might give a subtle cough when the "right" girl walked by us
but not for the drugs, just for the kind of dances you seem to like

love, pretty
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#371273 - 11/07/08 07:53 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

...i know plenty of girls that have sold dudes thatwere dumb enough all kinds of fake shit in the club- bunk extacy, crushed up excedrine as blow, all kinds of shit like that goes on




that shit is downright un-american. no offense but what kind of dump is this place?

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#371274 - 11/07/08 07:57 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
that was at the dejavu
im not there anymore
i got termed
but on the bright side im at a much better club now called PT's
theres very little drug shit going on in there as it has a full bar and dudes, and the girls too i guess, the ones that drink at least, are there to drink and not so much drug
the vu is like the wild fucking west though
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#371275 - 11/07/08 08:23 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
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i actually wouldnt divulge that info
not to a customer- either the whorey girls or the drugs
its bad dancer etiquette




What I usually get is not the wingman telling me who's the player or the hookup, but rather the wingman telling the player and the hookup about me.

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#371276 - 11/07/08 08:52 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
pretty Offline
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Loc: colorado
ah see thats a smarter way around it, and oddly enough a proposition ive never had in a club
the guys always wanna know who the hookup is, which inevitably makes them sound like cops lol
theyre always more like, "uh here you go get it for me and ill kick you a bill" which is usually y cue to go circulate and find someone else to hustle
im never rude about it though, i just tell them "no you keep your money and if i find anything ill get back with you ok babe?"
then i just pop back by randomly later and ask if they wanna dance yet
and tell them i cant find anything
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#371277 - 11/07/08 09:00 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
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Quote:

i actually wouldnt divulge that info
not to a customer- either the whorey girls or the drugs
its bad dancer etiquette




What I usually get is not the wingman telling me who's the player or the hookup, but rather the wingman telling the player and the hookup about me.




That's what I used to do. Then before you knew it, those girls were sending me some of their customers plus covering for me when the whore parade started. It's not really called the whore parade, but that's my name for it. The whore parade is when they round up all the girls on stage, usually before a 2-for1 or some promo and play 'Girls, Girls, Girls' in hopes that you guys will get excited and buy more dances from seeing the entire selection like it's Best Lil Whorehouse in Texas. I find this demeaning and would always hide in the bathroom if I wasn't with a customer. I'm more used to dignified situations like grinding on a stranger's lap for money. "Where's Gia?" "Um, I don't know. I think she's in the smoking room."
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#371278 - 11/07/08 09:05 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
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Loc: colorado
lol whore parade
im totally stealing that
we called that the cattle call
hate that shit
at the vu they call it the "house dance" and its worse than just a parade
you have to give dudes a free dance- its not even a dollar dance, which actually, if you move fast enough and dont wait for the old slow ass "switch" to come from the mic, you can bank on- these are FREE dances! wtf?
i hate the housedance/cattlecall/whore parade
we COULDNT hide from it either- theyd make sure we were onstage for that shit
even if you were IN a dance when they alled it, theyd clear the VIP and make you go its so retarded
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#371279 - 11/07/08 09:14 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
gia jordan Offline
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Ah, yes, the famous Deja Vu Texas Tease. I used to love those. Most girls balked at giving those sample free dances, but I saw them as an introductory rate to all the danger I could do -much like a 3 month interest free Mastercard. That free dance would often turn into a real dance or even 5 real dances. That was before the Vu got so strict about forcing us to walk away from our customers in times of Whore Parade. I hated that. Great! Now they have time to reflect on how much money they've already spent! See, once you give a sale room for hesitation, your probability of losing the sale doubles.
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#371280 - 11/07/08 09:16 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
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That's what I used to do. Then before you knew it, those girls were sending me some of their customers plus covering for me when the whore parade started. It's not really called the whore parade, but that's my name for it. The whore parade is when they round up all the girls on stage, usually before a 2-for1 or some promo and play 'Girls, Girls, Girls' in hopes that you guys will get excited and buy more dances from seeing the entire selection like it's Best Lil Whorehouse in Texas. I find this demeaning and would always hide in the bathroom if I wasn't with a customer. I'm more used to dignified situations like grinding on a stranger's lap for money. "Where's Gia?" "Um, I don't know. I think she's in the smoking room."




so they didnt get mad that you told the customers they were holding?
thats what im always afraid of! lol
i woudnt wanna get kicked down the stairs- some of these chicks are eeeeeeeevil
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#371281 - 11/07/08 09:18 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
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No, I would tell the girls which guy wanted XYZ.
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#371282 - 11/07/08 09:19 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
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Gia, I have to ask: Were you an "extras girl" in your dancing days? I happened to catch one of your porn scenes and am blown away. I'd like to imagine that with enough coke and money, I'd get blown away if I were to happen to stumble across you in the club.

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#371283 - 11/07/08 09:25 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
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I was a clean dancer yet sensual. I actually made more money with the 'less is more' principle. I'm not sure if that's what my architecture prof wanted me to take away from his class.
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#371284 - 11/07/08 09:26 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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No, I would tell the girls which guy wanted XYZ.





ah, i see- so they could go size him up and decide if they wanted to deal with him or not
pretty smart gia
i never woulda thought of that
but like i said, most of the douchenozzles that asked for that kind of thing were very clear- they wanted to have the girl dealing pointed out for them, identified for them and that just always sorta set alarm bells going off in my head
they werent very smart- the guys in the vu are for the most part very drunk GI's, b street hoodlums that sort of guy
the day shift was almost exclusively retired airforce dudes and guys from pueblo with money, but no clubs to spend it at since pueblo closed all its gentlemens clubs
i liked the dayshift dudes better
sometimes on weekends we'd get rich dudes from denver in, but they have their own drugs lol
and they wanted to give them to the girls not get them from the girls
and thats a whole other slew of problems lol
i dont even know how many random pills i chucked on the floor, pretnded to take or turned down in the booth from guys like that
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#371285 - 11/07/08 09:39 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
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I was a clean dancer yet sensual. I actually made more money with the 'less is more' principle. I'm not sure if that's what my architecture prof wanted me to take away from his class.




its true true true and ill sing it till the dy i die- for instance, this deaf dude used to come into the vu on days
he was so awfully behaved, but hed speeeeeeeeeeeend- big time
one girl who did extras go him after a very very strict clean girl stopped dancing with him after one two for one because he was so bad
the extras girl got him and was back there for like i dunno, almost an hor
she was outta there with her hair all fucked and i shit you not fuckin BITE marks on her! seriously!
but she was happy cause shed made like four hundred bux offa him and was bragging loudly about this
then when homeslice was leaving, i was outside smoking, he passes notes, since hes deaf- and he passes me a note "why didnt you ask me for a dance, youre more my type than that girl"
and i wrote him back "because youre bad, violet told me so" referring to the first girl
he wrote me back "well id still like to dance with you ill be god i promise"
and went back inside
i ignored him, finished my smoke and went back in
hes waiting by a fantasy room for me and has told the dj were going in there
so i was like, "well alright but youre paying for the room upfront and the minute youre bad im out bro"
and he was like waving his hands lke yeahyeahyeah
i got four hour long rooms outta him and he sat on his hands the whole time
and i gotnine hundred bucks net
usually im like, fuck a room, get money, cause you can make so much more in the booth than in the room
but with a bad one, youre actually better off in the room, cause theyre A) lit up like a light box as opposed to the dark corner booths B) theyre clear glass doors lining the entray way to the vip, so the first thing the dance tracker, other girls, and customers see on their wy in is the rooms and C) if youve gotten paid upfront and hes bad, you can bolt and keep your cash
but he was actually well behaved with me
i guess he just got away with what he could with the girl he was with before
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#371286 - 11/07/08 10:17 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
It sounds like working in a strip club is kind of depressing - no wonder half the girls are disassociating with chems.

btw, pretty, you're gonna wear out that enter key!

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#371287 - 11/07/08 11:48 PM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
pretty Offline
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Registered: 03/29/08
Posts: 1991
Loc: colorado
nah it cn actually be really cool if youre doing well and keeping busy
i leave when it gets depressing
and sorry
im bad at typing
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#371288 - 11/08/08 12:08 AM Re: Strip Club Financial Advice
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Registered: 09/18/08
Posts: 1574
Loc: DIEGO!
Wait... If those VIP rooms are "lit up like a light box" and have a glass door on the front, how do the whores blow a customer? Where do we snort up fat lines of cocaine? What kind of terrible strip club do you work in? You make Colorado sound like Utah or something.

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