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#368990 - 10/22/08 03:15 AM
Guys, get kicked in the nuts next Tuesday, Oct 28
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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If you are a male submissive piece of crap who is 18+ and would like to be verbally abused and kicked in the nuts by a hot porn actress in her early 20s, e-mail me at brandoniron_99@yahoo.com. No sex involved. You don't even have to show your face if you don't want to. A hood or mask can be worn. Pay.....pay?? I thought you were a submissive piece of crap! Now you want to be paid??? Your payment will be to see if you can hack it. This is no joke. You may get to wash a dildo or something but that's about it. You may also get lunch and the chance to live out your xxx dreams on camera. Serious inquiries only, please. E-mail me at brandoniron_99@yahoo.com.
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#368992 - 10/22/08 08:36 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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Paging Mr. Knox, paging Mr. Knox...
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#368994 - 10/22/08 08:55 AM
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Anonymous
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fights have ring card girls.....
this one should have a designated ice bucket boy....I call PORNO Dan....hes already the master chief in all of porndom.
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#368995 - 10/22/08 09:23 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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<snip>You don't even have to show your face if you don't want to. A hood or mask can be worn.<snip>
Anyone know of a good online source that stocks gimp masks, offers discrete packaging and could deliver before next tuesday? NOT for me - for a friend.
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#369000 - 10/22/08 03:02 PM
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Broccoli Buy Piss Mop
Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 10/25/05
Posts: 1802
Loc: Getting pissed on
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Basically, you just wish it was Brandon kicking me in the face.
Fixed.
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#369001 - 10/22/08 03:09 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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I wish you were fixed.
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#369004 - 10/22/08 04:23 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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I wish you were fixed.
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#369005 - 10/22/08 07:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Seriously Brandon, I'm down.
Your dick is always down, I've yet seen you to refuse a scene. 
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#369008 - 10/23/08 04:51 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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cunt busting? that wouldn't even cause any pain whatsoever!
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#369009 - 10/23/08 08:34 AM
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Anonymous
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I remember from one of my acquaintances told me there were these death metal lyrics that go to the tune of.....
dirty rotten stinking bitch ill kick you in the kunt
any one got a band for this one???
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#369010 - 10/23/08 09:37 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
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Death metal band  , no. The song is from MOD and they are more of a thrash/punk band. The song is called Ruptured Nupituals and it goes... I bust my balls I break my back To come home to a slut You broke your vows You dirty bitch I'll kick you in your cunt Ruptured Nupituals By the way, Billy Millano is god. 
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#369011 - 10/23/08 10:17 AM
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Anonymous
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Death metal band , no. The song is from MOD and they are more of a thrash/punk band. The song is called Ruptured Nupituals and it goes...
I bust my balls
I break my back
To come home to a slut
You broke your vows
You dirty bitch
I'll kick you in your cunt
Ruptured Nupituals
By the way, Billy Millano is god.
Thanks Jeff! 
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#369012 - 10/23/08 11:20 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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#369013 - 10/23/08 11:43 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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cunt busting? that wouldn't even cause any pain whatsoever!
Yeah I'm sure it doesn't hurt at all.. until a quick google image search reveals black and blue sap traps aplenty. Exhibit A.
The "CUNT PUNTING" epidemic is quite dangerous for young women because it can leave _emotional_ scars that may last for a lifetime, well beyond the healing powers of any "are you okay" sentiment offered after initial impact. Devolving a girl's life giving organs into a 'stunt cunt' is a pretty sad state of affairs.
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#369015 - 10/26/08 02:26 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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That site looks weak. At least have the girls wear shoes for the full effect.
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#369016 - 10/27/08 11:08 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/15/08
Posts: 741
Loc: The Great White Frozen Fucking...
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I know it's a rule and all, but I can't believe that there's fucking Roshambo porn out there. That has got to be the smallest fetish demographic EVER.
Ok, maybe second smallest. We did see the cakefarts site.
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#369017 - 10/27/08 07:44 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/05/08
Posts: 176
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At least have the girls wear shoes for the full effect.
Thusly:
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#369019 - 10/30/08 08:13 PM
Re: Guys, get kicked in the nuts next Tuesday, Oct 28
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Hey BI, we never got an update - so did this shoot take place? Who ended up taking the shot to the bag and by which girl?
he didn't found a idiot to get kicked in the nuts for free, so Brandon had to kick Ryanna Knoxia's flaccid dick and stinky nuts 
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#369023 - 11/09/08 07:44 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 08/01/08
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Loc: Panorama City, CA
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