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#367628 - 10/14/08 04:45 AM
Nicole Ray
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Eight Teen
Ate Teen
Let us ponder the deeper meaning of those 4 words as I write a missive to the Miss I miss the most.
Dear Nicole Ray,
Thank you for letting me suckle your sweet rosebud. Thank you, too, for gobbling the goo for www.loadmymouth.com. You are a (tee hee) ray of sunshine in an otherwise cloudy atmosphere of hookers, pimps, and used syringes. But enough about my living room.
I enjoyed pressing my lips to your anus and playing your butt like a fleshy tuba to be swaddled in my 40-year-old arms. Your birth in November 1989 heralded the start of the Nicolian Calendar. All dates prior to your birthday are now B.N.R. (Before Nicole Ray) and all dates after A.D.N.R. (Anno Domini Nicole Ray).
You are a delicate teen treasure for perverts everywhere to jack off to in their beds as you sink slowly off to Slumberland in yours.
Hush little baby, don't you cry
Daddy's gonna have an alibi
And if that alibi don't stick
Daddy's gonna pay for another trick
And if that trick refuses to swallow
Daddy's gonna make that whore's head hollow
Like Jeffrey Dahmer did to his sex zombie
Who would likely vote for Mitt Romney.
'Cuz Mitt Romney's economic policies are whack! I mean, improving America's global competitiveness by lowering the corporate tax rate, strengthening education, improving worker retraining, and repairing our transportation infrastructure? What was he thinking??!! His withdrawal from the Presidential race last February left the Republican Party in a shambles and allowed the McCain train to derail itself faster than a Metrolink engineer texting teenage boys.
My point? Vote Obama-Biden next month. And if there are any Obama mamas out there who swallow, contact me.
Sincerely,
Brandon Iron
October 14, 18 A.D.N.R.
Los Angeles, California
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#367629 - 10/14/08 09:08 AM
Re: Nicole Ray
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/07
Posts: 4856
Loc: The 4th International
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Leave the poetry to poets, Mr. Irons. Just concentrate on what you do best. Nicole looks sweet.
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#367636 - 10/14/08 01:18 PM
Re: Nicole Ray
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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#367638 - 10/14/08 01:56 PM
Re: Nicole Ray
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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The closest I've come to that situation was when a young lady texted me not to mention anything in front of the guy dropping her off. He was, it turns out, her boyfriend and she told him she was doing solo and girl-girl. This genius didn't count on him googling her stage name later. To their mutual surprize, there was his little angel sucking on meat stick. It was then that I realized my true calling: homewrecker.
I asked because your enthusiasm in describing Brianna Bree coupled with that ever-present apartment backdrop reminded me of a situation w/ a friend of mine who used to shoot adult web content. Following a small location shoot with a PW, she goes home and confesses sins to b/f, who is then led back to location by PW, he drunkenly yells repeatedly through door "i know theres always a master tape", plus other very unchristian things. Then captain sloppy seconds quipped he was "going home to get backup". Mister NRA never made it back or at least decided to mission-abort upon seeing police cars on his return.
The web guys fast-tracked little PW's update to the website, complete with the "lemon face" facial her shoot ended in (lemon face = scrunched up face a girl makes after receiving an unexpected facial; appears as though she's just bitten into a lemon - I should probably get this on urban dictionary).
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#367639 - 10/14/08 04:23 PM
Re: Nicole Ray
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
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Thanks Brandon, this one's a keeper. Perfect nipples and a wholesome look.
Give her six months in the biz, then open her up !!!
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#367641 - 10/15/08 11:15 AM
Re: Nicole Ray
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 01/08/08
Posts: 554
Loc: Wash D.C.
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One of your better girls here Brandon... she is really sexy.
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-Holly Randall
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#367645 - 10/15/08 06:10 PM
Re: Nicole Ray
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Movie....?? I....I....I take pictures of the women during their go-sees and I post them on this board. That is the extent of what I can do right now.
I'm sorry if I fooled you.
I did get one more photo shoot in with Nicole.
Now I know what Lionel Richie meant when he wrote "Love Will Conquer All."
I'm still confused over "Night Train (Smooth Alligator)." Damn you, Dancing On the Ceiling! It's been 22 years of figuring out your true meaning.....4 years longer than Nicole has been on Earth.
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#367646 - 10/17/08 09:55 AM
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Stormy's Lawyer
Registered: 08/20/08
Posts: 26
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I did get one more photo shoot in with Nicole.
OMG! She's sooooo sweet!
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#367647 - 10/17/08 10:51 PM
Re: Nicole Ray
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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A sining star in the new crop of porn newbies. Long overdue. Thank you, porno heavens.
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#367648 - 10/18/08 06:01 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Nicole Ray is the real deal.  Hope that she handles her career well.
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#367651 - 10/19/08 05:12 PM
Re: Nicole Ray
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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#367653 - 10/19/08 06:34 PM
Re: Nicole Ray
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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I really fucked up today. I called Nicole up to go to the gym. My phone sucks. What Nicole heard was that I was taking her to Jim. When I arrived to pick her up, she threw a fit and demanded that I take her to Jim, John, James, and Jonah.
She is one kinky muthafucka.
Are you trying to start a gimmick taking the girls to the gym before or after the shoot ('bonding time'), the way Christian has a thing for taking them out to eat after the shoot and photographs their food?
I await your new improved blog complete with pics of helping the girls through their sets, with plenty of stretching exercises back-down on the mat since they need to warm up properly of course.
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#367654 - 10/19/08 06:54 PM
Re: Nicole Ray
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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Jondra or Freudian slip?
Smoked a blunt, it should of said shape, but since shame also fits, let's leave it.
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#367655 - 10/19/08 07:23 PM
Re: Nicole Ray
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 09/19/05
Posts: 3576
Loc: Baltimore, MD
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Gotta love your honesty, RenfieldGyps. Party on, girl.
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#367656 - 10/19/08 07:28 PM
Re: Nicole Ray
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7597
Loc: a site known for its tolerance...
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#367657 - 10/19/08 07:33 PM
Re: Nicole Ray
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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I really fucked up today. I called Nicole up to go to the gym. My phone sucks. What Nicole heard was that I was taking her to Jim. When I arrived to pick her up, she threw a fit and demanded that I take her to Jim, John, James, and Jonah.
She is one kinky muthafucka.
Are you trying to start a gimmick taking the girls to the gym before or after the shoot ('bonding time'), the way Christian has a thing for taking them out to eat after the shoot and photographs their food?
I await your new improved blog complete with pics of helping the girls through their sets, with plenty of stretching exercises back-down on the mat since they need to warm up properly of course.
Christian is my new gym/porn trainer. Today I shot a bj while running 5km in 9:16mins. Christian said I need to improve. He also said I have to shave my head. I pointed out my baldness and said Mother Nature was doing it in her own time. He then slapped me and called me lazy.
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#367658 - 10/19/08 07:35 PM
Re: Nicole Ray
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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I banged a girl that looks kinda like her...
i call bullshit. this girl's too old for you, ha.
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