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#366574 - 10/10/08 09:34 AM XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9181	I noticed there is a rather gay Contest on ADT where you can win one of five autographed copies of some shitty gangbang video she made. They are the only five units that will move, but I digress. The gayest part of the contest is that one "grand" prize winner will get some used dildo of hers. All you have to do is answer: "What would you do for a hug and a kiss from Joanna Angel?" Teh whore sez, "I want to emphasize that I am looking for a humorous answer. Something like, 'I would climb Mount Everest and slay a dragon and eat a live bear'.... Please be creative!" I want XPT to answer this question, but I don't give a shit about her brand of creativity...I want some XPT-style creativity. I don't have any of her crappy alt.porn to give you, but I will compile all the answers and e-mail them to her MySpace account the same day the ADT contest ends (Oct. 31). Let your inner degenerate flow... Attachments 354275-shitty_porn.jpg (24 downloads)
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#366575 - 10/10/08 10:08 AM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
Outback Whack Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 04/02/05 Posts: 314	I would ever so slowly choke James Deen to death.
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#366576 - 10/10/08 10:10 AM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
Darrah Human Garbage Registered: 07/07/08 Posts: 1621 Loc: Hell	Quote: The gayest part of the contest is that one "grand" prize winner will get some used dildo of hers. Is that true or you just being a cunt? If true, Joanna should be slapped. Is that what the bitch thinks her fans want?
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#366577 - 10/10/08 10:31 AM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9181	Quote: Quote: The gayest part of the contest is that one "grand" prize winner will get some used dildo of hers. Is that true or you just being a cunt? If true, Joanna should be slapped. Is that what the bitch thinks her fans want? If you bothered to click the link and read you wouldn't end up looking so stupid.
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#366578 - 10/10/08 11:30 AM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
Anonymous Unregistered	Quote: "What would you do for a hug and a kiss from Joanna Angel?" Shouldn't the question be: "What have I done to deserve a hug and a kiss from Joanna Angel?" I think I'd rather sit through the Kirgistani National Opera with Staph herself.
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#366579 - 10/10/08 11:44 AM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
Crocodile Pervert Registered: 12/26/07 Posts: 2056	I'd pay 500 roses if "hug and kiss" means anal and bbj. _________________________ "If you keep making fun of me, I might just get pissed and not post on here anymore. Start taking me seriously. I'm a student now" Fatja
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#366580 - 10/10/08 11:48 AM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
DE-Evolution Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 03/15/08 Posts: 190 Loc: California	Jewanna Ugly, no thanks. By the way, someone should send her a toothbrush. _________________________ I don't respect false ego which is the main affliction of LA lifestyles.
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#366581 - 10/10/08 12:00 PM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7597 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	Nuttin'. What would she do for a hug and a kiss from ME? _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#366582 - 10/10/08 03:17 PM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
pretty Chronic Masturbator Registered: 03/29/08 Posts: 1991 Loc: colorado	Quote: Quote: The gayest part of the contest is that one "grand" prize winner will get some used dildo of hers. Is that true or you just being a cunt? If true, Joanna should be slapped. Is that what the bitch thinks her fans want? oh quite the contrary i happened to have sold the glass dildo i used in the shoot idid for yanks to a club customer last month for a hundred bucks and no, it wasnt dirty- ew i clean them all right after with envirocide but really, fans will pay retarded sums for objects inserted into their fave girls and joanna angel is substantially more famous than i, obviously since im not famous at all that dildo could be worth a mint to the right buyer just wanted to chime in on that love, pretty _________________________ "Should send her our way, XPT could REALLY get her warmed up for any kind of abuse she might get later. "- nugent
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#366583 - 10/10/08 03:28 PM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Funny how she looks great in some pictures (like box covers) and ratty in more candid photos (conventions). My guess is she's a mess to wake up to. Nevertheless I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#366584 - 10/10/08 03:45 PM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
freestylah Porn Jesus Registered: 12/28/07 Posts: 4856 Loc: The 4th International	"What would you do for a hug and a kiss from Joanna Angel?" I think I would have to kill myself. _________________________ The only thing you got that I want, is your suffering.
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#366585 - 10/10/08 04:05 PM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
Mark_J Pervert Registered: 10/02/08 Posts: 2058	What I'd do is get her a nice clean cage, fresh water and one of those wheels so she can run around in it all night. Oh and I'd get her de-wormed.
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#366586 - 10/10/08 09:42 PM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	There should be a comma before 'too.' Shame on you, Joanna. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#366587 - 10/10/08 11:01 PM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
tattypatty Porn Jesus Registered: 01/30/08 Posts: 7597 Loc: a site known for its tolerance...	I didn't get what you meant 'til I saw the Roses are Red' poem in the corner of the DVD. Roses are Red Violets are blue Please leave the biz You're a talentless jew _________________________ "I'll never forget the moment during the lovely Alyssa Allure's scene in 'American Bukkake' where the fellow got out of his wheel chair to ejaculate on her face. It was grotesque but had a certain frisson." -Sock
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#366588 - 10/11/08 05:32 PM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
pinupmutant Bukkake Boy Registered: 06/13/06 Posts: 611	Aw, I like her. She's an adorable little jewess.
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#366590 - 10/11/08 08:37 PM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Last January in Vegas, AEE, I wheeled into the Venetian and James "Down here! I am DOWN here man!" Deen and Joanna were running through the lobby together....I think they were in a hurry to get back to their room to fuck, it looked like they were groping each other as they moved along. He is actually about as Tall as me, lol. But they are in Love, JEWS stick together I tell ya. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#366591 - 10/11/08 11:01 PM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Quote: Quote: Aw, I like her. She's an adorable little jewess. I think Gia and Joanna could make a movie together that if properly promoted, could get at least one of our embassies put to the torch overseas. Joanna just offered for me to stay at her place in nyc during the New Year. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#366592 - 10/11/08 11:46 PM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9181	That is unacceptable. You are staying in "Chez Daburglar," making sure I replenish the booze-stash at intervals when we need to morph whore participation into cum-whores-talking-about-their-bad-film-experiences starts up, then you need to make sure I get back to the Venetian every half-hour with new booze. Mostly for me.
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#366593 - 10/12/08 01:37 AM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
XPT RIP AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 03/05/07 Posts: 529	now darrah attacks another woman after talking all her feminist bullshit.
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#366594 - 10/12/08 03:39 AM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
Crocodile Pervert Registered: 12/26/07 Posts: 2056	^^^^Best avatar EVER. _________________________ "If you keep making fun of me, I might just get pissed and not post on here anymore. Start taking me seriously. I'm a student now" Fatja
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#366595 - 11/05/08 02:26 PM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9181	Thank you all for your comments. They have been sent to the Tatoo Joo via MySpace. If one of you is the lucky winner of that used dildo, I'll be sure and phone you. Attachments 360174-worthless_whore.jpg (18 downloads)
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#366596 - 11/05/08 02:27 PM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
Mark_J Pervert Registered: 10/02/08 Posts: 2058	:wonders if rat pic made it in:
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#366597 - 11/05/08 02:30 PM Re: XPT's Joanna Angel Contest!!!!
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9181	I sent no pics, just the comments and a link to the thread. Most whores know how to point and click, it's how Monstar stays in "business."
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