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Joe Brandi writes at www.joebrandi.net: Some things amaze me. For example, how do people in this industry who are known parasites continue to get jobs and represent multi-million dollar companies like AEBN?

I have sat back and watched the "career" of this midget over the last few years and I am in total shock that he actually is still around and getting jobs. Porno Dan was one of the main reasons why I quit KSEX. You can not have this type of a person in charge in any capacity when you are trying to build a company or re-establish yourself in this industry.

I got to know what he was all about when I was with KSEX for a brief time. Somehow he convinced Jon Belinkie, the Owner, that he was the greatest thing in the world. I kept warning Belinkie that this guy was going to be the ruination of the struggling company that was actually starting to get back on its feet.

Actually many warned him, but to Belinkie this was a power trip and it was his guy. I remember being on a three way call with Belinkie and KSEX Program Director Lorraine. Belinkie kept saying we didn't like Dan because he brought him in and it was his guy. If me or Rainy brought him in then according to Belinkie we wouldn't have a problem with him.

Porno Dan somehow took over and insulted every employee that was there in weeks and sponsors started walking out the door....but that was just the beginning.

The PJ's at KSEX didn't even want to be in the same building as the bleach blonde circus act was telling people he was part owner and sitting in offices that people like Rainy, Soxx, Powder and Wankus built.

The roots of KSEX were getting ripped up and Belinkie kept telling everyone what a great job he was doing. What a great job he was doing? He raised no money, brought in no sponsors and had girls like Courtney Cummz running for the doors. His show was about him going on air, getting blown and doing the worst shows in the history of KSEX. Period.

The interviews were horrible. The shows never ended and the people working the cameras like Soxx and Mudshark couldn't wait to go home. I remember sitting on the phone with Soxx, who is probably the nicest guy in the world, and trying to convince him not to knock his teeth down his throat. Some how looking back its all pretty funny now, but watching Dan have girls do lines of cum off of mirrors was enough to make anyone sick. It wasn't entertaining. It wasn't funny. It was disgusting and immature and a slap in the face of the people who built KSEX.

One great idea he had was the infamous "KSEX Content Shoot". All I keep thinking now is how bad Mudshark didn't want to be there but took one for the team. Press Releases went out and a list of who was going to be there was all over the place. Somehow again, Dan convinced Jon to give him access to KSEX. The studio, cameras, techs, everything. The room would be opened up to Dan to do whatever he wanted as we all sat back in disbelief. About 1 hour prior to the start of the shoot I found out that it was cancelled because everyone cancelled on Dan and no one was going to show up. It wound up exactly the way we all knew it would......a complete failure.

His other great idea was a thing called KSEX Mobile. I remember telling Belinkie that KSEX mobile is a waste of time. For one, no one was watching it for free so who the fuck was going to pay for it to watch it on their phone? Two, why would you give a guy like him access to and ownership of KSEX content? Many PJ's complained that they did not want him having their content and honestly they were 1000% right. Why should he get it and they cant. They are only getting $20 per show and they cant even get their own content but Porno Dickhead can?

I could go on and on with stories about him like how he took Powders Fri. night slot as a power trip. A spot that Powder deserved to be in! Or how he totally fucked Rude TV when him and his sleazy sidekick XXX J made a mockery of their show that they were giving away thousands of dollars on. Poor Chandie from Rude sat there and had to deal with two jerkoffs tweeking destroying her companies name.

This industry gets a bad rap because of people like him. He's just another goofball in porn. No one could take any company for real when you say you have someone named "Porno" anything working for you.

Christ, what happened to the days of Ron Jeremy, Randy West, Randy Spears etc.? Real men. Now you have guys like "Porno Dan" representing one of the biggest companies of the industry. It's honestly very sad. People in this industry all work very hard and all know each other and it seems and the majority all feel the same on many issues. It's time companies step up and start taking notice at what is going on. EVERYONE would be much better off if companies hired professional looking and speaking individuals. Does Playboy have anyone named "porno" anything working for them?

Lets not forget when KSEX was broken into and cameras were stolen. Just the cameras. Not the TV's. Not the computers. Not the boards. Not the mics. Nothing but the cameras. Only 5 people had access to the KSEX building and had keys. Now I may not be the smartest guy in the world, but if things are stolen from a location and there are no signs of breaking in....well Einstein then it's an inside job and somebody put the key in the door...walked in...and walked out. That's a tease on my next blog ; )

As I said here, that last paragraph is all sorts of interesting.

What do either of these guys actually do ,except promote themselves or make the occasional cum omelet?

"The occasional CUM Omelette"


I picture God up in his workshop....he is this kindly Grey haired old-yet-sharp and energetic man. He is creating the first Human couple, as well as trying to figure out the best way for his creation to procreate. He devises The Male to have Sperm suspended in SEMEN to swim up the birth canal of the woman. The "Miracle" of conception takes place when the sperm meet the egg inside the woman. Another human Life is born, the angels sing, the parents are happy and there is MUCH bliss all around.

But now.....NOW, God (and the rest of us) must endure the sight of his intricate and miraculous creation being Fried in a No-stick pan and then EATEN by some drugged out whore with self esteem issues and an overweening desire to buy expensive, superfluous shit like 26 pairs of Shoes and Gucci bags.

Where the fuck did it all go wrong?

"Thou has COOKED God's handiwork, he HAS to pissed about that, just HAS to be. I weep for Thy future." (Burglaronomy, Chapter 11, Verse 69)



Edited to add: Fuck, I wasnt paying attention, this was my 5000th Post. It would have been nice if I could have had it relate to something besides a Cum Omelette. I better make post 5001 mean or say something worthwhile.

Loved or Hated, but Never Ignored” this truly sums up how others feel about me, this week in particular. A couple haters took a great amount of their time to blog in length about me. I found this to be amusing as I have never met either of them in person.

I have always had an amzing ability to polarize people, they either love me or hate me. This was so true in college that my Phi Kappa Sigma brothers and I put the saying, “Loved or Hated, but Never Ignored” on our rush shirts. Over a decade later this holds true. This week there were some great articles that I was quoted in. Such respected mainstream online publications like Newsweek, Market Watch, Forbes, Yahoo and adult ones like AVN and The Floating World, all carried articles in which I was quoted. I am lucky enough to work for iPorn and AEBN in capacites where I am often interviewed and quoted, for this I am truly thankful.

I find it entertaining that others who want to be in the adult industry are so miserable with their own lives that they have nothing better to do and rant and rave about me. Maybe while I am overseeing three film crews in Germany over the next ten days they will take the time and effort to write something positive. I hope that these angry souls find some happiness in their lives

OK. I'm not an insider or connected to the industry.
So, Porno Don, could you please enlighten me as to what 'producing adult content' exactly is, according to you? And while you're at it, please include your description of 'overseeing production'. Thanks.

Sidenote: I find it rather strange that one party (Sjo Brandy) claims that another party (Porno Don) has access to a building, where said party flat-out denies it. Smoke and fire.....

Quote:

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This was so true in college that my Phi Kappa Sigma brothers and I put the saying, “Loved or Hated, but Never Ignored

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Gee I never would have guessed you were in a frat.
On another note, how awesome is it that you went to college and are now serving up the cooked semen of a bunch of parolees? Aim for the stars, my man....

Example

I watched a/m clip. Now tell me: what is your role as 'producer' regarding this clip? I see your blond head babbling into a microphone, but that's presenting, I think.

Come on, Porno Don, it's not like your holding the code to the nukes here! Spill!