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#366253 - 10/09/08 03:29 PM
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#366254 - 10/09/08 03:53 PM
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I love it!!! But I must say the lol equiv of 'can i have' = i kan haz.
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#366255 - 10/09/08 04:10 PM
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#366262 - 10/12/08 01:13 AM
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#366263 - 10/12/08 01:24 AM
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#366264 - 10/12/08 01:29 AM
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#366265 - 10/12/08 01:33 AM
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#366266 - 10/12/08 01:42 AM
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#366268 - 10/12/08 01:43 PM
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I got banned from Myspace for that being my avatar along time ago.
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#366269 - 10/12/08 03:20 PM
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#366270 - 10/12/08 04:22 PM
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I got banned from Myspace for that being my avatar along time ago.
Too bad you weren't banned from life.
Keep getting on your knees maybe it will come true, but remember stay on your knees.
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#366272 - 10/12/08 10:22 PM
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#366275 - 10/12/08 10:39 PM
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Some of the ebonics excapes me, but all in all a good thread Hyde. Props.
Willie, no doubt the verbage is retarded but its simply a spoof of lolcats which is kids stuff, granted. however replacing the cats with whores and trying to retain the verbage makes it more fun.
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#366276 - 10/12/08 10:42 PM
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l33tbonics ftw nukkas!!!!!1!
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#366277 - 10/12/08 10:44 PM
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Some of the ebonics excapes me, but all in all a good thread Hyde. Props.
Willie - no doubt the verbage is retarded but it is what it is - this thread was meant as a spoof of the lolcats stuff which I'm sure you are aware of. kids stuff, i know.. but replacing the cats with whores is a lot of fun.
Thanks, chef. I'm totally out of touch here, you are correct. There was a whore walking around this weekend calling herself "Dara" who caught my attention. Shit happens.
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#366278 - 10/12/08 11:03 PM
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#366280 - 10/13/08 12:12 AM
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#366281 - 10/13/08 12:18 AM
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#366282 - 10/13/08 12:21 AM
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#366283 - 10/13/08 12:23 AM
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#366284 - 10/13/08 12:39 AM
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#366286 - 10/13/08 10:21 AM
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Porn Jesus
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that one made me choke laughing too funny Mark.
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#366288 - 10/13/08 03:25 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
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ew, look at the hair on that guy's nutsack... vomit
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#366289 - 10/13/08 03:40 PM
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If you can't handle three nutsack hairs, you'd freak out if you saw my rainforest of a scrotum.
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#366290 - 10/13/08 03:43 PM
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that one made me choke laughing too funny Mark.
Recognized her, eh? I hoped at least a few people would get it. For anyone that didn't: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lara_Roxx
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#366291 - 10/13/08 03:54 PM
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If you can't handle three nutsack hairs, you'd freak out if you saw my rainforest of a scrotum.
eh, i'd get over it as long as they were trimmed. it's actually easier to deal with a contiguous area of hair rather than a few, random stragglers that are long. upon second glance that hair on his scrote maybe looks like it's a loose hair off her head, in which case i'll stfu.
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#366293 - 10/13/08 06:55 PM
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#366294 - 10/13/08 06:59 PM
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#366296 - 10/13/08 09:44 PM
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Can I request a series of Taylor Rain photos?
You mean you want someone to attempt humor in the context of this thread that just happen to feature Taylor? That may be difficult.
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#366301 - 10/14/08 12:56 AM
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THIS is the best one!!!! Mark J, I nominate you 'best new poster.'
lol - I never know what will resonate w/ people. my personal fave is the lara roxx one but ce la vie.
check these pics out too .. similar but different (seperate thread so as not to derail this lol one)
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#366304 - 10/14/08 01:54 PM
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I have no idea what "nom" means, but that is friggin brilliant!
nom
I thought it was the sound Cookie Monster makes when he's scarfing down a plateful of cookies, personally.
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#366305 - 10/14/08 02:14 PM
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I have no idea what "nom" means, but that is friggin brilliant!
nom
"nom" is borrowed from the 'lolcats' pictures on the internet that this thread was insipred by. it usually involved a cat eating something at least in those pics.
brilliant use of the word w/ taylor rain!
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#366308 - 10/15/08 03:31 PM
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#366309 - 10/15/08 03:34 PM
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#366310 - 10/15/08 10:50 PM
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#366312 - 10/16/08 11:24 AM
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Brings back memories, huh? You and the needle. Too bad you didn't OD.
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#366314 - 10/16/08 09:54 PM
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#366316 - 10/27/08 10:34 PM
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THIS is the best one!!!! Mark J, I nominate you 'best new poster.'
So funny I am barfing goo out of my nose!
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#366323 - 10/31/08 10:42 AM
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God, I am such a cunt. I'm sorry, Ava. I really am. But I couldn't help it.
Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!
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#366327 - 11/01/08 05:08 PM
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#366328 - 11/02/08 08:54 AM
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we didn't need that./
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#366330 - 11/02/08 08:21 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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we didn't need that./
Oh, Good Lord. Next time I'll remember to Photoshop in a giant black dot over the offending parts so as not to cause a homokerfuffle again.
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#366332 - 11/23/08 11:02 PM
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#366333 - 11/30/08 10:54 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Anyone know what happened to icanhaslolpron.com Same idea as with the pictures posted here.
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#366335 - 12/03/08 08:36 PM
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More More More......I love these. M, where are they??
If you mean me, I got a bit burned out due to lack of class participation Maybe I'll churn out a few more soon.
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#366337 - 12/04/08 07:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
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^Sorry, try again...
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#366339 - 12/04/08 10:50 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Well she is a whore and "has been" in a porn. But I totally get what you mean. Gimme some goddamn Lolwhorez I neeeed them!
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#366341 - 12/07/08 09:53 AM
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whores and comedy are hard to mix
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#366342 - 12/07/08 08:39 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Intentionally.
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#366349 - 01/10/09 01:00 PM
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Wtf Mia?? Just drop this shit outta nowhere. Who is that? I'm diggin' the abs, but points off for the deflated pancakey tits, and penciled-in mexibrows.
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How's your sister comin' with the Jenny Craig?
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#603848 - 01/02/14 08:23 PM
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hyde did good. hard to believe he lived next to frank figgs and then went on to publish this. mr._J carried some weight here too.
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