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#366252 - 10/09/08 01:42 PM lolwhorez
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#366253 - 10/09/08 03:29 PM Re: lolwhorez
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[loopnode]Approved![/loopnode]

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#366254 - 10/09/08 03:53 PM Re: lolwhorez
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I love it!!! But I must say the lol equiv of 'can i have' = i kan haz.
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#366255 - 10/09/08 04:10 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Nicely done, Hyde.

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#366256 - 10/09/08 06:33 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Pic of Cytheria is priceless.

Gia you look fucking hot in those jeans girl.

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#366257 - 10/10/08 04:34 AM Re: lolwhorez
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Is that Fayner second to last?

You can't upload nudity on Photobucket. Some have already been deleted.



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#366258 - 10/10/08 03:40 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366259 - 10/10/08 03:43 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366260 - 10/11/08 06:37 AM Re: lolwhorez
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God damn it Mia always looks so tasty.


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#366261 - 10/11/08 01:33 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366262 - 10/12/08 01:13 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366263 - 10/12/08 01:24 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366264 - 10/12/08 01:29 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366265 - 10/12/08 01:33 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366266 - 10/12/08 01:42 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366267 - 10/12/08 12:18 PM Re: lolwhorez
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This one's a bit inside - Brandon allegedly paid for Haley's plane tix and then never heard from her again. Soon after, pics of her fucking the local studs emerged.


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#366268 - 10/12/08 01:43 PM Re: lolwhorez
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I got banned from Myspace for that being my avatar along time ago.

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#366269 - 10/12/08 03:20 PM Re: lolwhorez
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I got banned from Myspace for that being my avatar along time ago.




Too bad you weren't banned from life.

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#366270 - 10/12/08 04:22 PM Re: lolwhorez
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I got banned from Myspace for that being my avatar along time ago.




Too bad you weren't banned from life.




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#366271 - 10/12/08 09:58 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Annnnnnnyway.... back to the topic



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#366272 - 10/12/08 10:22 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366273 - 10/12/08 10:27 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366274 - 10/12/08 10:35 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Some of the ebonics excapes me, but all in all a good thread Hyde. Props.

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#366275 - 10/12/08 10:39 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Some of the ebonics excapes me, but all in all a good thread Hyde. Props.




Willie, no doubt the verbage is retarded but its simply a spoof of lolcats which is kids stuff, granted. however replacing the cats with whores and trying to retain the verbage makes it more fun.



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#366276 - 10/12/08 10:42 PM Re: lolwhorez
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l33tbonics ftw nukkas!!!!!1!
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#366277 - 10/12/08 10:44 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Some of the ebonics excapes me, but all in all a good thread Hyde. Props.




Willie - no doubt the verbage is retarded but it is what it is - this thread was meant as a spoof of the lolcats stuff which I'm sure you are aware of. kids stuff, i know.. but replacing the cats with whores is a lot of fun.





Thanks, chef. I'm totally out of touch here, you are correct. There was a whore walking around this weekend calling herself "Dara" who caught my attention. Shit happens.

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#366278 - 10/12/08 11:03 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366279 - 10/12/08 11:12 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366280 - 10/13/08 12:12 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366281 - 10/13/08 12:18 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366282 - 10/13/08 12:21 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366283 - 10/13/08 12:23 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366284 - 10/13/08 12:39 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366285 - 10/13/08 09:31 AM Re: lolwhorez
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Mark_J: You, Sir, are both a gentleman and a scholar.

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#366286 - 10/13/08 10:21 AM Re: lolwhorez
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that one made me choke laughing too funny Mark.

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#366287 - 10/13/08 03:15 PM Re: lolwhorez
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nice coke rocks up the nostrils.
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#366288 - 10/13/08 03:25 PM Re: lolwhorez
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ew, look at the hair on that guy's nutsack... vomit
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#366289 - 10/13/08 03:40 PM Re: lolwhorez
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If you can't handle three nutsack hairs, you'd freak out if you saw my rainforest of a scrotum.
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#366290 - 10/13/08 03:43 PM Re: lolwhorez
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that one made me choke laughing too funny Mark.




Recognized her, eh? I hoped at least a few people would get it. For anyone that didn't: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lara_Roxx

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#366291 - 10/13/08 03:54 PM Re: lolwhorez
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If you can't handle three nutsack hairs, you'd freak out if you saw my rainforest of a scrotum.


eh, i'd get over it as long as they were trimmed. it's actually easier to deal with a contiguous area of hair rather than a few, random stragglers that are long. upon second glance that hair on his scrote maybe looks like it's a loose hair off her head, in which case i'll stfu.
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#366292 - 10/13/08 04:58 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Brilliant. Just brilliant.
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#366293 - 10/13/08 06:55 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366294 - 10/13/08 06:59 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366295 - 10/13/08 08:18 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Can I request a series of Taylor Rain photos?

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#366296 - 10/13/08 09:44 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Can I request a series of Taylor Rain photos?




You mean you want someone to attempt humor in the context of this thread that just happen to feature Taylor? That may be difficult.

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#366297 - 10/13/08 09:44 PM Re: lolwhorez
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I had to look twice it thought it said momma "burg".
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#366298 - 10/13/08 09:49 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366299 - 10/13/08 11:35 PM Re: lolwhorez
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I have no idea what "nom" means, but that is friggin brilliant!

w00t! Padova sez hello.

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#366300 - 10/14/08 12:47 AM Re: lolwhorez
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THIS is the best one!!!! Mark J, I nominate you 'best new poster.'
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#366301 - 10/14/08 12:56 AM Re: lolwhorez
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THIS is the best one!!!! Mark J, I nominate you 'best new poster.'




lol - I never know what will resonate w/ people. my personal fave is the lara roxx one but ce la vie.

check these pics out too .. similar but different (seperate thread so as not to derail this lol one)

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#366302 - 10/14/08 01:10 AM Re: lolwhorez
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ce la vie.




francophobe grammar nazis suck ass, but I'm trying to earn some "chiilledstoli" brownie points - should be "C'est la vie" amIrite?

wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!

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#366303 - 10/14/08 12:03 PM Re: lolwhorez
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I have no idea what "nom" means, but that is friggin brilliant!




nom
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#366304 - 10/14/08 01:54 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Quote:

I have no idea what "nom" means, but that is friggin brilliant!




nom




I thought it was the sound Cookie Monster makes when he's scarfing down a plateful of cookies, personally.

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#366305 - 10/14/08 02:14 PM Re: lolwhorez
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I have no idea what "nom" means, but that is friggin brilliant!




nom




"nom" is borrowed from the 'lolcats' pictures on the internet that this thread was insipred by. it usually involved a cat eating something at least in those pics.

brilliant use of the word w/ taylor rain!

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#366306 - 10/14/08 02:45 PM Re: lolwhorez
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And here I thought she was calling her mommy with a cock filling her mouth
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#366307 - 10/14/08 04:20 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366308 - 10/15/08 03:31 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366309 - 10/15/08 03:34 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366310 - 10/15/08 10:50 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366311 - 10/16/08 09:29 AM Re: lolwhorez
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Mark where did you get that pic ^^^there's a site that was posted on here about whores shooting up and I cant seem to find it. Did you get that from a site or just randomly found that? TY

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#366312 - 10/16/08 11:24 AM Re: lolwhorez
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Brings back memories, huh? You and the needle. Too bad you didn't OD.
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#366313 - 10/16/08 08:07 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Get new lines Biff, you're old and tired. Stop de railing everyones threads with your insane babble. Again putting you on IGNORE!

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#366314 - 10/16/08 09:54 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Die hermie, die.

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#366315 - 10/16/08 09:58 PM Re: lolwhorez
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(Cross reference: dead inside eyes)


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#366316 - 10/27/08 10:34 PM Re: lolwhorez
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THIS is the best one!!!! Mark J, I nominate you 'best new poster.'





So funny I am barfing goo out of my nose!

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#366317 - 10/30/08 10:58 PM Re: lolwhorez
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This might be the best thread ever.

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#366318 - 10/30/08 11:35 PM Re: lolwhorez
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I couldn't find a bigger pic but who really wants to see anyway:



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#366319 - 10/30/08 11:50 PM Re: lolwhorez
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God, I am such a cunt. I'm sorry, Ava. I really am. But I couldn't help it.



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#366320 - 10/31/08 02:59 AM Re: lolwhorez
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^^

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#366321 - 10/31/08 07:46 AM Re: lolwhorez
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hahahaha, double
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#366322 - 10/31/08 08:57 AM Re: lolwhorez
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God, I am such a cunt. I'm sorry, Ava. I really am. But I couldn't help it.







Thats a huge bitch!
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#366323 - 10/31/08 10:42 AM Re: lolwhorez
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God, I am such a cunt. I'm sorry, Ava. I really am. But I couldn't help it.





Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!

@pinupmutant:

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#366324 - 10/31/08 11:25 AM Re: lolwhorez
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Truly amazing!

For the record, she's turning into a fave with that ever-expanding ass...
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#366325 - 10/31/08 12:40 PM Re: lolwhorez
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she must be a fave at West Coast Productions too if they've caught wind of this..

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#366326 - 11/01/08 01:51 PM Re: lolwhorez
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another


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#366327 - 11/01/08 05:08 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366328 - 11/02/08 08:54 AM Re: lolwhorez
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we didn't need that./
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#366329 - 11/02/08 03:43 PM Re: lolwhorez
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For the record, she's turning into a fave with that ever-expanding ass...




co-sign
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#366330 - 11/02/08 08:21 PM Re: lolwhorez
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we didn't need that./




Oh, Good Lord. Next time I'll remember to Photoshop in a giant black dot over the offending parts so as not to cause a homokerfuffle again.

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#366331 - 11/04/08 08:46 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366332 - 11/23/08 11:02 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366333 - 11/30/08 10:54 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Anyone know what happened to icanhaslolpron.com Same idea as with the pictures posted here.

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#366334 - 12/02/08 08:04 PM Re: lolwhorez
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More More More......I love these. M, where are they??

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#366335 - 12/03/08 08:36 PM Re: lolwhorez
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More More More......I love these. M, where are they??




If you mean me, I got a bit burned out due to lack of class participation Maybe I'll churn out a few more soon.

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#366336 - 12/04/08 07:17 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366337 - 12/04/08 07:50 AM Re: lolwhorez
electrostatic Offline
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^Sorry, try again...
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#366338 - 12/04/08 10:10 AM Re: lolwhorez
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Not exactly what I was looking for. I want PW's.

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#366339 - 12/04/08 10:50 AM Re: lolwhorez
electrostatic Offline
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Well she is a whore and "has been" in a porn. But I totally get what you mean. Gimme some goddamn Lolwhorez I neeeed them!
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#366340 - 12/06/08 11:33 PM Re: lolwhorez
Mark_J Offline
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as we can see, putting together a memorable lolwhorez is a challenge to say the least. whores and comedy are hard to mix, and even if you hit, it hardly matters since you're playing to a relatively empty room on here, and the few that do see it are ankle biters and naysayers. Compound that with the looming threat that your post might be nuked if it's too brutal (i.e. jabs at Trivia Devereaux) and the law of diminishing returns is in full force. An uphill battle. My kind of battle.

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#366341 - 12/07/08 09:53 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366342 - 12/07/08 08:39 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Intentionally.
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#366343 - 12/10/08 08:02 PM Re: lolwhorez
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I like these






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#366344 - 12/11/08 02:01 PM Re: lolwhorez
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^^^

. That is in fact a great ass. I really like this picture but shouldn’t it go in the Whore Demotivators thread?
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#366345 - 12/11/08 08:25 PM Re: lolwhorez
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^^^

. That is in fact a great ass. I really like this picture but shouldn’t it go in the Whore Demotivators thread?




I wasn't thinking you are right, sorry to derail but that IS a nice ass huh?
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#366346 - 12/12/08 11:48 AM Re: lolwhorez
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yeah and that is a great position too.
i wish her face was visible.
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#366347 - 12/24/08 09:40 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366348 - 12/25/08 06:02 PM Re: lolwhorez
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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Registered: 02/20/06
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.... woah
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#366349 - 01/10/09 01:00 PM Re: lolwhorez
Hyde Offline
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Wtf Mia?? Just drop this shit outta nowhere. Who is that? I'm diggin' the abs, but points off for the deflated pancakey tits, and penciled-in mexibrows.

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How's your sister comin' with the Jenny Craig?





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#366350 - 01/10/09 01:06 PM Re: lolwhorez
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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How's your sister comin' with the Jenny Craig?




What do you care? You'd only be interested in her siblings if she had brothers.
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#366351 - 01/10/09 01:34 PM Re: lolwhorez
Hyde Offline
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How's your sister comin' with the Jenny Craig?




What do you care? You'd only be interested in her siblings if she had brothers.




You might wanna hurry up and grab a straw. I just heard Tierney fart.
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#366352 - 01/10/09 01:49 PM Re: lolwhorez
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How's your sister comin' with the Jenny Craig?




What do you care? You'd only be interested in her siblings if she had brothers.




You might wanna hurry up and grab a straw. I just heard Tierney fart.




How was that? Are you stalking the little boys that live next door?
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#366353 - 01/10/09 02:08 PM Re: lolwhorez
Hyde Offline
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Step up your game Capt Save A Ho. You've gotten lazy in my absence.
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#366354 - 01/10/09 02:21 PM Re: lolwhorez
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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No need. Dateline will get around to you soon enough.

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#603798 - 01/01/14 06:01 PM Re: lolwhorez [Re: Hyde]
Willie D Offline

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As much as I despised Hyde and his fanboyism, this is a fun thread that he finally got creative.

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#603848 - 01/02/14 08:23 PM Re: lolwhorez [Re: Mark_J]
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hyde did good. hard to believe he lived next to frank figgs and then went on to publish this.






mr._J carried some weight here too.
Originally Posted By: Mark_J
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