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#366302 - 10/14/08 01:10 AM Re: lolwhorez
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
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Quote:

ce la vie.




francophobe grammar nazis suck ass, but I'm trying to earn some "chiilledstoli" brownie points - should be "C'est la vie" amIrite?

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#366303 - 10/14/08 12:03 PM Re: lolwhorez
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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Quote:

I have no idea what "nom" means, but that is friggin brilliant!




nom
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#366304 - 10/14/08 01:54 PM Re: lolwhorez
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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I have no idea what "nom" means, but that is friggin brilliant!




nom




I thought it was the sound Cookie Monster makes when he's scarfing down a plateful of cookies, personally.

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#366305 - 10/14/08 02:14 PM Re: lolwhorez
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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I have no idea what "nom" means, but that is friggin brilliant!




nom




"nom" is borrowed from the 'lolcats' pictures on the internet that this thread was insipred by. it usually involved a cat eating something at least in those pics.

brilliant use of the word w/ taylor rain!

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#366306 - 10/14/08 02:45 PM Re: lolwhorez
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And here I thought she was calling her mommy with a cock filling her mouth
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#366307 - 10/14/08 04:20 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366308 - 10/15/08 03:31 PM Re: lolwhorez
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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#366309 - 10/15/08 03:34 PM Re: lolwhorez
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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#366310 - 10/15/08 10:50 PM Re: lolwhorez
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058


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#366311 - 10/16/08 09:29 AM Re: lolwhorez
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Mark where did you get that pic ^^^there's a site that was posted on here about whores shooting up and I cant seem to find it. Did you get that from a site or just randomly found that? TY

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#366312 - 10/16/08 11:24 AM Re: lolwhorez
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
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Brings back memories, huh? You and the needle. Too bad you didn't OD.
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#366313 - 10/16/08 08:07 PM Re: lolwhorez
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Get new lines Biff, you're old and tired. Stop de railing everyones threads with your insane babble. Again putting you on IGNORE!

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#366314 - 10/16/08 09:54 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Die hermie, die.

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#366315 - 10/16/08 09:58 PM Re: lolwhorez
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
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(Cross reference: dead inside eyes)


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#366316 - 10/27/08 10:34 PM Re: lolwhorez
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
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Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
Quote:

Quote:






THIS is the best one!!!! Mark J, I nominate you 'best new poster.'





So funny I am barfing goo out of my nose!

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#366317 - 10/30/08 10:58 PM Re: lolwhorez
pinupmutant Offline
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
This might be the best thread ever.

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#366318 - 10/30/08 11:35 PM Re: lolwhorez
pinupmutant Offline
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
I couldn't find a bigger pic but who really wants to see anyway:



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#366319 - 10/30/08 11:50 PM Re: lolwhorez
pinupmutant Offline
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
God, I am such a cunt. I'm sorry, Ava. I really am. But I couldn't help it.



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#366320 - 10/31/08 02:59 AM Re: lolwhorez
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
^^

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#366321 - 10/31/08 07:46 AM Re: lolwhorez
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
hahahaha, double
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#366322 - 10/31/08 08:57 AM Re: lolwhorez
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
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Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

God, I am such a cunt. I'm sorry, Ava. I really am. But I couldn't help it.







Thats a huge bitch!
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#366323 - 10/31/08 10:42 AM Re: lolwhorez
Slobodan Offline
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Registered: 12/24/06
Posts: 167
Quote:

God, I am such a cunt. I'm sorry, Ava. I really am. But I couldn't help it.





Ding, ding, ding! We have a winner!

@pinupmutant:

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#366324 - 10/31/08 11:25 AM Re: lolwhorez
tattypatty Offline
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Registered: 01/30/08
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Truly amazing!

For the record, she's turning into a fave with that ever-expanding ass...
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#366325 - 10/31/08 12:40 PM Re: lolwhorez
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
she must be a fave at West Coast Productions too if they've caught wind of this..

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#366326 - 11/01/08 01:51 PM Re: lolwhorez
pinupmutant Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
another


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#366327 - 11/01/08 05:08 PM Re: lolwhorez
Smell of Anus Offline
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Registered: 07/14/08
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#366328 - 11/02/08 08:54 AM Re: lolwhorez
Bluecipher Offline
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Registered: 06/09/03
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we didn't need that./
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#366329 - 11/02/08 03:43 PM Re: lolwhorez
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
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Quote:

For the record, she's turning into a fave with that ever-expanding ass...




co-sign
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#366330 - 11/02/08 08:21 PM Re: lolwhorez
pinupmutant Offline
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Registered: 06/13/06
Posts: 611
Quote:

we didn't need that./




Oh, Good Lord. Next time I'll remember to Photoshop in a giant black dot over the offending parts so as not to cause a homokerfuffle again.

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#366331 - 11/04/08 08:46 AM Re: lolwhorez
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Registered: 07/16/06
Posts: 34




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#366332 - 11/23/08 11:02 PM Re: lolwhorez
Mark_J Offline
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#366333 - 11/30/08 10:54 PM Re: lolwhorez
Shrinky Dinks Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/24/08
Posts: 381
Anyone know what happened to icanhaslolpron.com Same idea as with the pictures posted here.

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#366334 - 12/02/08 08:04 PM Re: lolwhorez
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
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More More More......I love these. M, where are they??

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#366335 - 12/03/08 08:36 PM Re: lolwhorez
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
Quote:

More More More......I love these. M, where are they??




If you mean me, I got a bit burned out due to lack of class participation Maybe I'll churn out a few more soon.

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#366336 - 12/04/08 07:17 AM Re: lolwhorez
geraldmcboingboing Offline
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Registered: 07/16/06
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#366337 - 12/04/08 07:50 AM Re: lolwhorez
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
^Sorry, try again...
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#366338 - 12/04/08 10:10 AM Re: lolwhorez
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Registered: 12/28/05
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Not exactly what I was looking for. I want PW's.

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#366339 - 12/04/08 10:50 AM Re: lolwhorez
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
Well she is a whore and "has been" in a porn. But I totally get what you mean. Gimme some goddamn Lolwhorez I neeeed them!
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#366340 - 12/06/08 11:33 PM Re: lolwhorez
Mark_J Offline
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Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
as we can see, putting together a memorable lolwhorez is a challenge to say the least. whores and comedy are hard to mix, and even if you hit, it hardly matters since you're playing to a relatively empty room on here, and the few that do see it are ankle biters and naysayers. Compound that with the looming threat that your post might be nuked if it's too brutal (i.e. jabs at Trivia Devereaux) and the law of diminishing returns is in full force. An uphill battle. My kind of battle.

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#366341 - 12/07/08 09:53 AM Re: lolwhorez
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whores and comedy are hard to mix





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#366342 - 12/07/08 08:39 PM Re: lolwhorez
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Intentionally.
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#366343 - 12/10/08 08:02 PM Re: lolwhorez
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
I like these






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#366344 - 12/11/08 02:01 PM Re: lolwhorez
IWAdult Offline
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Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
^^^

. That is in fact a great ass. I really like this picture but shouldn’t it go in the Whore Demotivators thread?
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#366345 - 12/11/08 08:25 PM Re: lolwhorez
wannacorndog Offline
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Registered: 03/14/08
Posts: 1613
Loc: Liqour Hole, Kentucky
Quote:

^^^

. That is in fact a great ass. I really like this picture but shouldn’t it go in the Whore Demotivators thread?




I wasn't thinking you are right, sorry to derail but that IS a nice ass huh?
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#366346 - 12/12/08 11:48 AM Re: lolwhorez
IWAdult Offline
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Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
yeah and that is a great position too.
i wish her face was visible.
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#366347 - 12/24/08 09:40 PM Re: lolwhorez
electrostatic Offline
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Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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#366348 - 12/25/08 06:02 PM Re: lolwhorez
MiaRoseXXX Offline
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Registered: 02/20/06
Posts: 720
Loc: "Mia mothafuckin ROSE" ... ind...
.... woah
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#366349 - 01/10/09 01:00 PM Re: lolwhorez
Hyde Offline
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Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
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Wtf Mia?? Just drop this shit outta nowhere. Who is that? I'm diggin' the abs, but points off for the deflated pancakey tits, and penciled-in mexibrows.

ps
How's your sister comin' with the Jenny Craig?





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#366350 - 01/10/09 01:06 PM Re: lolwhorez
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Quote:

How's your sister comin' with the Jenny Craig?




What do you care? You'd only be interested in her siblings if she had brothers.
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#366351 - 01/10/09 01:34 PM Re: lolwhorez
Hyde Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

How's your sister comin' with the Jenny Craig?




What do you care? You'd only be interested in her siblings if she had brothers.




You might wanna hurry up and grab a straw. I just heard Tierney fart.
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