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#366252 - 10/09/08 01:42 PM lolwhorez
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#366253 - 10/09/08 03:29 PM Re: lolwhorez
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[loopnode]Approved![/loopnode]

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#366254 - 10/09/08 03:53 PM Re: lolwhorez
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I love it!!! But I must say the lol equiv of 'can i have' = i kan haz.
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#366255 - 10/09/08 04:10 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Nicely done, Hyde.

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#366256 - 10/09/08 06:33 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Pic of Cytheria is priceless.

Gia you look fucking hot in those jeans girl.

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#366257 - 10/10/08 04:34 AM Re: lolwhorez
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Is that Fayner second to last?

You can't upload nudity on Photobucket. Some have already been deleted.



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#366258 - 10/10/08 03:40 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366259 - 10/10/08 03:43 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366260 - 10/11/08 06:37 AM Re: lolwhorez
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God damn it Mia always looks so tasty.


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#366261 - 10/11/08 01:33 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366262 - 10/12/08 01:13 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366263 - 10/12/08 01:24 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366264 - 10/12/08 01:29 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366265 - 10/12/08 01:33 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366266 - 10/12/08 01:42 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366267 - 10/12/08 12:18 PM Re: lolwhorez
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This one's a bit inside - Brandon allegedly paid for Haley's plane tix and then never heard from her again. Soon after, pics of her fucking the local studs emerged.


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#366268 - 10/12/08 01:43 PM Re: lolwhorez
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I got banned from Myspace for that being my avatar along time ago.

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#366269 - 10/12/08 03:20 PM Re: lolwhorez
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I got banned from Myspace for that being my avatar along time ago.




Too bad you weren't banned from life.

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#366270 - 10/12/08 04:22 PM Re: lolwhorez
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I got banned from Myspace for that being my avatar along time ago.




Too bad you weren't banned from life.




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#366271 - 10/12/08 09:58 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Annnnnnnyway.... back to the topic



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#366272 - 10/12/08 10:22 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366273 - 10/12/08 10:27 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366274 - 10/12/08 10:35 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Some of the ebonics excapes me, but all in all a good thread Hyde. Props.

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#366275 - 10/12/08 10:39 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Some of the ebonics excapes me, but all in all a good thread Hyde. Props.




Willie, no doubt the verbage is retarded but its simply a spoof of lolcats which is kids stuff, granted. however replacing the cats with whores and trying to retain the verbage makes it more fun.



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#366276 - 10/12/08 10:42 PM Re: lolwhorez
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l33tbonics ftw nukkas!!!!!1!
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#366277 - 10/12/08 10:44 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Some of the ebonics excapes me, but all in all a good thread Hyde. Props.




Willie - no doubt the verbage is retarded but it is what it is - this thread was meant as a spoof of the lolcats stuff which I'm sure you are aware of. kids stuff, i know.. but replacing the cats with whores is a lot of fun.





Thanks, chef. I'm totally out of touch here, you are correct. There was a whore walking around this weekend calling herself "Dara" who caught my attention. Shit happens.

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#366278 - 10/12/08 11:03 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366279 - 10/12/08 11:12 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366280 - 10/13/08 12:12 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366281 - 10/13/08 12:18 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366282 - 10/13/08 12:21 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366283 - 10/13/08 12:23 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366284 - 10/13/08 12:39 AM Re: lolwhorez
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#366285 - 10/13/08 09:31 AM Re: lolwhorez
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Mark_J: You, Sir, are both a gentleman and a scholar.

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#366286 - 10/13/08 10:21 AM Re: lolwhorez
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that one made me choke laughing too funny Mark.

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#366287 - 10/13/08 03:15 PM Re: lolwhorez
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nice coke rocks up the nostrils.
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#366288 - 10/13/08 03:25 PM Re: lolwhorez
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ew, look at the hair on that guy's nutsack... vomit
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#366289 - 10/13/08 03:40 PM Re: lolwhorez
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If you can't handle three nutsack hairs, you'd freak out if you saw my rainforest of a scrotum.
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#366290 - 10/13/08 03:43 PM Re: lolwhorez
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that one made me choke laughing too funny Mark.




Recognized her, eh? I hoped at least a few people would get it. For anyone that didn't: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lara_Roxx

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#366291 - 10/13/08 03:54 PM Re: lolwhorez
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If you can't handle three nutsack hairs, you'd freak out if you saw my rainforest of a scrotum.


eh, i'd get over it as long as they were trimmed. it's actually easier to deal with a contiguous area of hair rather than a few, random stragglers that are long. upon second glance that hair on his scrote maybe looks like it's a loose hair off her head, in which case i'll stfu.
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#366292 - 10/13/08 04:58 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Brilliant. Just brilliant.
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#366293 - 10/13/08 06:55 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366294 - 10/13/08 06:59 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366295 - 10/13/08 08:18 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Can I request a series of Taylor Rain photos?

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#366296 - 10/13/08 09:44 PM Re: lolwhorez
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Can I request a series of Taylor Rain photos?




You mean you want someone to attempt humor in the context of this thread that just happen to feature Taylor? That may be difficult.

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#366297 - 10/13/08 09:44 PM Re: lolwhorez
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I had to look twice it thought it said momma "burg".
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#366298 - 10/13/08 09:49 PM Re: lolwhorez
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#366299 - 10/13/08 11:35 PM Re: lolwhorez
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I have no idea what "nom" means, but that is friggin brilliant!

w00t! Padova sez hello.

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#366300 - 10/14/08 12:47 AM Re: lolwhorez
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THIS is the best one!!!! Mark J, I nominate you 'best new poster.'
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#366301 - 10/14/08 12:56 AM Re: lolwhorez
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THIS is the best one!!!! Mark J, I nominate you 'best new poster.'




lol - I never know what will resonate w/ people. my personal fave is the lara roxx one but ce la vie.

check these pics out too .. similar but different (seperate thread so as not to derail this lol one)

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