Beverly Hills, CA. iPorn.com is very pleased to announce they have acquired the domain name handjob.com in a private sale. iPorn Executive Producer Porno Dan Leal had this to say, “I love getting a good hand job! When I heard that we were going to buy handjob.com I was ecstatic. We have already shot over 40 exclusive hand job scenes and I can’t wait to shoot hundreds more.”

Fellow iPorn Producer Jim Powers commented, “there is nothing better than shooting a load on girl after she gives you a hand job!” We are going to shoot literally hundreds of unique and original ways in which girls give a hand job. My only fear is that my sidekick Johnny Thrust will forget how to jerk off with all the hand job scenes we will be required to shoot."

Leal further stated that iPorn is going to be giving out a hand job a day to fans from their favorite stars beginning at the Venus Show in Berlin. “The great thing about a hand job is that every loves getting them. We feel it’s a fun filled way for fans to have the chance to win something they will always remember. We anticipate launching the new handjob.com in early 2009 with over 100 exclusive scenes.” When I told (iPorn Director) Rick Shameless we were going to be shooting a hand job a day, he shook his head and said, “A handjob a day keeps the doctor away!”

"We are going to shoot literally hundreds of unique and original ways in which girls give a hand job."

I respect Jim Powers a lot and admire his talent, but isn't a handjob just a handjob?

I'm more curious as to why he's got "Porno" Dan hanging around him all the time. Charity?

I'm sure you enjoy it very much. Helps with the planning, eh?