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#365030 - 10/10/08 02:05 PM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
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Leigh Malvo 
Good god, i think we have a winner
 
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#365031 - 10/10/08 03:56 PM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/07/03
Posts: 565
Loc: State of Moral Decay
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Leigh Malvo
holy shit... that is disgusting... and I'm not talking about her teeth...
"I can't stop you, so if you're really gonna pick up a hooker..take a good look at her teeth. If she doesn't take care of them, she don't take care of anything else either."
--Loren Estelman's Amos Walker
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#365032 - 10/10/08 04:27 PM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Pervert
Registered: 10/02/08
Posts: 2058
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6 copies of Leigh Malvo on this page now, I'm getting ill over here! Enough already with the image included in the quoted replies!  I think the point is made and she's def in the running.
Remember these Olympics are about the worst teeth on a PW, not worst teeth + ugliest face. In other words an ugly face with moderately bad teeth shouldn't be given an edge over a beauty with five teeth missing; otherwise we could sit around all day posting pics of ugly PW's - fish in a barrel and not a challenge.
Just something to think about.
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#365034 - 10/10/08 07:17 PM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
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#365035 - 10/11/08 04:18 AM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/08
Posts: 787
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He's right. Thank you for giving us fully-toothed people something to chew on.
wtf man. I usually find the chicks you use pretty and very girl next door sexy. But what the FUCK were you thinking when that thing walked through your door? And how the FUCK did you end up sticking your dick in her??? 
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#365041 - 10/12/08 02:19 AM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Do your precious HUMANS do this to their fellow HUMANS......Huh??.....Do they?? That does it. I'm calling the police. This sick human trafficking must end now! I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it anymore! Quick! Someone get Isis Taylor a rape kit. Let's find out what else she endured.
10 mins later:
Nurse: "Should we pump her stomach, Doctor?"
Doctor: "Do you think she has much more goo inside her?"
Nurse: (Looking down Isis's throat.) "Oh my God....Doctor! There is nothing but goo inside this woman. How can an 18-year-old allow herself to be used as a big Kleenex to mop up messes? All that purity.....sob.....SOBBBBBB!!!"
Doctor: "Her model release says www.loadmymouth.com. Man, I would think it would be better as a one-man bukakke for www.covermyface.com. That's a quality pop, indeed. (shudders violently and continues to tremble) But....what....if....she....had....to....t-t-to.... eat....it?"
Nurse: "Oh Lord! Please help the lost soul who did this to her. This monster must be stopped!"
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#365044 - 10/12/08 01:45 PM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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For fuck's sake, Brandon. That picture is almost gonna make me start a thread about worst eyebrows. Get thee to a salon!
Or spend 8 bucks on a good Revlon tweezer, she's got lots of frays.
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#365045 - 10/12/08 02:00 PM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
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For fuck's sake, Brandon. That picture is almost gonna make me start a thread about worst eyebrows. Get thee to a salon!
Or spend 8 bucks on a good Revlon tweezer, she's got lots of frays.
They're like little windshield wipers.
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#365047 - 10/12/08 04:12 PM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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For fuck's sake, Brandon. That picture is almost gonna make me start a thread about worst eyebrows. Get thee to a salon!
3SB: Her eyebrows are what saved her left eye from being permanently blinded by millions of sperm cells tunnelling towards her retina. Those eyebrows are heroes.....HEROES!!!
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#365048 - 10/12/08 04:21 PM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
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For fuck's sake, Brandon. That picture is almost gonna make me start a thread about worst eyebrows. Get thee to a salon!
3SB: Her eyebrows are what saved her left eye from being permanently blinded by millions of sperm cells tunnelling towards her retina. Those eyebrows are heroes.....HEROES!!!
See BI we're just trying to enhance her looks, she's attractive like I said before, she just needs a lttle tweezing or if she wants a bit of pain get them waxed, only cost 10 bucks plus a tip and sooo worth it. Just giving constructive advice. Don't take it to the butthole.
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#365049 - 10/13/08 09:33 AM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 05/07/06
Posts: 756
Loc: Somewhere in the middle
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For fuck's sake, Brandon. That picture is almost gonna make me start a thread about worst eyebrows. Get thee to a salon!
3SB: Her eyebrows are what saved her left eye from being permanently blinded by millions of sperm cells tunnelling towards her retina. Those eyebrows are heroes.....HEROES!!!
See BI we're just trying to enhance her looks, she's attractive like I said before, she just needs a lttle tweezing or if she wants a bit of pain get them waxed, only cost 10 bucks plus a tip and sooo worth it. Just giving constructive advice. Don't take it to the butthole.
Bushy eyebrows are disgusting to me, I don’t care if they are cum brushes or not.
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#365051 - 01/24/09 10:38 AM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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ADT regular
Registered: 01/24/09
Posts: 4
Loc: Porn Valley
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wow you guys are harsh..... here are my eyebrows now   you guys are harsher then a reviewboard
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instead of moaning she said like, totally, for sure, no way.
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#365053 - 01/24/09 11:35 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/30/08
Posts: 7596
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Haha plenty of hate here. I really like the straight hair.....
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#365054 - 01/24/09 02:37 PM
Re: First Four Contestants In The Alligator Olympics
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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McKenzie Lee
yes, she is english
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#365058 - 01/31/09 06:03 PM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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^Did you see my reply to that post on the next page?
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#365059 - 01/31/09 06:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/27/07
Posts: 4795
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I did.
TUP, if ADT wanted to do a thread like this properly even before you take into account what posters would say the board would actually have to be willing to show pictures of porn.
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#365061 - 01/31/09 07:22 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
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^^^ Not only that, Mark, but he's another member of the Jenna Haze superfan table, hence his screen name. I think he goes
TUP, maybe it's just me, but you changed alot since coming to XPT, or at least it's showing. You seem to gravitate here more than you do at GayDT, especially on topics like this.
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#365062 - 02/01/09 12:05 PM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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It just depends on my mood. I do know that the ability to call a dog turd, a fully organic, renewable, multi-purpose, all natural, biodegradable, earth friendly piece of cutting edge bio-engineering technology instead of a dog turd is not a talent I possess.
If you checked my history at ADT I bet at least 75% of my posts would be either in the Polls or World News and Nonsense forums there. I'm not really interested in wishing half the Chatsworth work force happy birthday and answering who has the best ass in porn 752 times each year. Over here my posts are more spread out between General Porn, Shit List, Cage, and AWOP and I don't have to use as many linguistic tricks to get my point across without making moderators hyperventilate.
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#365063 - 02/01/09 12:39 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 11/01/08
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#365064 - 02/01/09 12:54 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
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T.U.P.: AMC has been running a Bronson marathon today.
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#365065 - 02/01/09 02:38 PM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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Leigh Malvo
I honestly don't know a single guy who would stick his dick into that head, but apparently someone out there has. *shudders*
I dont know if, as a female, this should make me feel better or worser.
I would rather be a mass murderer than look like thaT. But if I looked like that I would probably become a mass muderer. Taking out my parents, better looking girls, all the men who rejected me, my therapist, my dentist, and maybe even my health insurance.
Still... If this is what's in, then I'm out but if it's not, and I still am not. Then wtf. I wish I could get in to the mind of men.
It would be much easier to be a mass murderer than to finally "figure things out".
Also I'd like to point out she reminds me of Alfalfa from The Little Rascals movie from the 90's.
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#365066 - 02/01/09 02:43 PM
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Gag Factor Guru
Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/05
Posts: 5290
Loc: Dayton
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Still... If this is what's in, then I'm out but if it's not, and I still am not. Then wtf. I wish I could get in to the mind of men.
-Chuck, Vegetarian fanboy
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#365067 - 02/01/09 03:13 PM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/16/08
Posts: 4257
Loc: Counting Kisses
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^ "Is in", Do men really think that's hot. Or not?? Either way she gets banged and people watch. (I think)... So she must be pretty right?...
Dont get me wrong it's not like I want to do porn or anything like that. I am just trying to figure out what men think is attractive.
I know people are different, ugh nevermind disregard my last posts except for the mass murder and Little Rascals parts.
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#558104 - 07/02/12 05:35 PM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/18/11
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Fuck! This thread definitely needs a bump. As soonas I have some free time and my netbook I'll post some pictures of Japanese porn stars.
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I think she's hot, hot, hot and that gives her vagina tattoo bonus points. The cat-nose-and-whiskers, though, makes me wonder. That doesn't seem like a smart tattoo at all.
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#558608 - 07/07/12 09:26 AM
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J.B.
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#558619 - 07/07/12 09:56 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 07/15/09
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Nice sig nassim. Took me a while to remember typing that.
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#642157 - 11/01/16 02:32 PM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 10/07/14
Posts: 60
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http://i.imgur.com/KOF5Kah.gifHow about her? Do you know who she is? Her teeth are bad
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#642180 - 11/02/16 04:39 PM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/01/08
Posts: 9782
Loc: Hillbilly Holler
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Jesus fuck, he's been told where to post this shit. What does it take to get sent to purgatory?
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#642189 - 11/02/16 05:07 PM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
Posts: 3073
Loc: cleanup
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What does it take to get sent to purgatory? Just a heads up, and a moment when I'm not doing R/L shit. Thanks for the former.
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"When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST
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#642232 - 11/05/16 06:15 AM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 02/11/07
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Loc: cleanup
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"When you're up to your ass in alligators, it's hard to remember that you set out to drain the swamp" -- HST
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#642234 - 11/05/16 08:41 AM
Re: Alligator Olympics: The Worst Teeth In Porn
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/04/15
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Jesus fuck, he's been told where to post this shit. What does it take to get sent to purgatory? The real purgatory is oh so over-rated!
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